Shouldn't the boys who did it be apologizing????

Walker: Shouldn't the boys who did it be apologizing giving all the skin for grafts this kid needs without any anesthesia????

FTFY.

benlonghair: Walker: Shouldn't the boys who did it be apologizing giving all the skin for grafts this kid needs without any anesthesia????

FTFY.

I like the way you think.

Everyone is different. No two teenagers are not on fire.

benlonghair: Walker: Shouldn't the boys who did it be apologizing giving all the skin for grafts this kid needs without any anesthesia????

FTFY.

After "donating" skin for the grafts, they can recuperate in this (new window)

If you really love someone you better set them on fire.

/Kids these days and their Dead Milkmen...

The next day, the group of five teens allegedly surrounded Brewer and, according to eyewitnesses, yelled, "He's a snitch. He's a snitch" before one of them poured alcohol over him, another sparked a lighter, and Brewer was ablaze.

All of the boys had been friends since elementary school, authorities said. They did sleepovers at one another's homes, and their families knew each other.

GET BETTER FRIENDS

Three cheers for good old Bilbo!
Thank you! But I'd appreciate a more pragmatic salute. In other words... ...extinguish me!

Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?

FTA: ..we can recognize facial expressions now"

i would think those would consist of varying degrees of pain.

Yea, i bet they're praying for his recovery,cause if he dies their son will charged with murder.

He had it coming, he was a snitch.

He did something to deserve it....

Yeah, he totally had it coming after he blew the whistle on the great bicycle caper of '09.

benlonghair: Walker: Shouldn't the boys who did it be apologizing giving all the skin for grafts this kid needs without any anesthesia????

FTFY.

You know the reason society gets to look down on people that do these horrible things?

'cause they don't do these horrible things. As they say

Gaze not into the Abyss, for the Abyss gazes also into you.

I'm torn on this one....part of me hopes the little farkers who set him alight are sent to prison for a long, long, long time.


Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

So the burned kid didn't pay someone for a video game? Then when one of the teens collected on the debt by taking the burned kids father's bike, the burned kid ratted them out?

That idiot burned kid was taught a very good lesson - pay your bills. If he survives, it will be a lesson he'll never forget. I'd say the burning was a proper payback for that idiot. They should all call it a "draw" and walk away from this.

Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?



Or Sicilian.

A variation on the popular "snitches get stitches" policy is apparently "narcs get sparks."

Teach a kid to build a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
Set a kid on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

/Hotlinked of course

Atomic Spunk: So the burned kid didn't pay someone for a video game? Then when one of the teens collected on the debt by taking the burned kids father's bike, the burned kid ratted them out?

That idiot burned kid was taught a very good lesson - pay your bills. If he survives, it will be a lesson he'll never forget. I'd say the burning was a proper payback for that idiot. They should all call it a "draw" and walk away from this.



0/10

Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?


Did you miss the picture of the alleged ringleader?



"Matthew Bent ordered his friends to pour rubbing alcohol on Michael and set him on fire"

Atomic Spunk: So the burned kid didn't pay someone for a video game? Then when one of the teens collected on the debt by taking the burned kids father's bike, the burned kid ratted them out?

That idiot burned kid was taught a very good lesson - pay your bills. If he survives, it will be a lesson he'll never forget. I'd say the burning was a proper payback for that idiot. They should all call it a "draw" and walk away from this.

Observatory: I'm torn on this one....part of me hopes the little farkers who set him alight are sent to prison for a long, long, long time.


Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.


Truly DIAF both of you.

Atomic Spunk: That idiot burned kid was taught a very good lesson - pay your bills. If he survives, it will be a lesson he'll never forget. I'd say the burning was a proper payback for that idiot. They should all call it a "draw" and walk away from this.

Totally man. Snitches -> Ditches

hobnail: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?



Or Sicilian.

Isn't that the same thing?

Damn, a lot of heartless trolls on Fark today.

Prosecutors have until November 12 to charge the five as adults, or they will be charged as juveniles and released pending trial later.

The 13-year-old cannot face adult charges under Florida law, but that would change if Brewer died.

Jeez. Isn't it ironic that kids have to do something totally irresponsible before the law will treat them like a responsible adult?

Scarlet_Monk: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?

Did you miss the picture of the alleged ringleader?

"Matthew Bent ordered his friends to pour rubbing alcohol on Michael and set him on fire"

I wonder if he'll try the Billy Joel defense.

I had a lot of problems in that fight. I could never actually get the fire extinguisher to put him out.

Observatory: I'm torn on this one....part of me hopes the little farkers who set him alight are sent to prison for a long, long, long time.


Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

I just got a mental image of you accidentlly drinking Drano and then you literally puking your guts out as you melted from the inside.

It was hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way

I heard the perps like their meals hot, their beer cold, and their men flaming.

Observatory: Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

I bet you getting gang raped by gorillas would be hilarious in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

/schadenfreude much?

Treygreen13: I had a lot of problems in that fight. I could never actually get the fire extinguisher to put him out.

You have to go into shooting mode and pretty much empty it onto anything glowing. I didn't know to do that and figured the standard attack button would activate it, like a special event. I clubbed him to death the first go-round. Whoops.

And what the hell ever happened to snitches get stitches? Just beat the little kid up, not cripple him. Jeebus.

hobnail: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?

Or Sicilian.



Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

My favorite part:
"The Jarvis family has received death threats, according to family members and their attorney. They haven't stayed at their home since the incident, they say, adding that people have been throwing garbage and even dead animals on their property."

Geez, they might have to move. Hard to belive the locals don't want a family full of criminally insane kids in their neighborhood anymore.

Also: B-o-o h-o-o.

/should try throwing molotovs, for irony

Brewhaus: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

It worked pretty well for that other guy.

palelizard: Brewhaus: Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

It worked pretty well for that other guy.

hobnail: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?



Or Sicilian.


That makes me think of "Oz" where Nino Schibetta (first season) is fed crushed glass and bleeds to death on the inside. *shudder*

spankymacfarland2001: Atomic Spunk: So the burned kid didn't pay someone for a video game? Then when one of the teens collected on the debt by taking the burned kids father's bike, the burned kid ratted them out?

That idiot burned kid was taught a very good lesson - pay your bills. If he survives, it will be a lesson he'll never forget. I'd say the burning was a proper payback for that idiot. They should all call it a "draw" and walk away from this.

Observatory: I'm torn on this one....part of me hopes the little farkers who set him alight are sent to prison for a long, long, long time.


Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.


Truly DIAF both of you.

misanthropic1: Observatory: Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

I bet you getting gang raped by gorillas would be hilarious in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

/schadenfreude much?

gunga galunga: Observatory: I'm torn on this one....part of me hopes the little farkers who set him alight are sent to prison for a long, long, long time.


Another part of me is intrigued by the fact that burning boy's screams can be heard on the 911 tape. I bet they are hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way.

I just got a mental image of you accidentlly drinking Drano and then you literally puking your guts out as you melted from the inside.

It was hilarious, in that glad-it's not-happening- to-me kind of way

Lighten up, Francis'sssss...it's FARK. You'll get over it.


Idjits.

Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from blackened culture?

palelizard: And what the hell ever happened to snitches get stitches?

I hate those stupid t-shirts more than I hate racism.

Scarlet_Monk: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from black culture?


Did you miss the picture of the alleged ringleader?



"Matthew Bent ordered his friends to pour rubbing alcohol on Michael and set him on fire"

OK it makes sense now. Let the stupid little shiat rot in jail.

poot_rootbeer: Stanfan114: Isn't the whole "kill snitches" thing from blackened culture?

Have your tickets ready!

Screw dat.
I'm keepin in real, yo.
I don't want people playin with my video games.

Here's a pic of Denver Jarvis taken of him while in court. Damn, the look on his face is like he's being inconvenienced for having to be there to answer for this.



Oh, and your mom is a complete failure.

FTFA - The Jarvis family has received death threats, according to family members and their attorney. They haven't stayed at their home since the incident, they say, adding that people have been throwing garbage and even dead animals on their property.

So the point of this apology was for the rest of her family's security. This makes much more sense now as I thought talking to the media was the LAST thing the parents of the accused should be doing.

Wait, the family of the victim didn't even show up? This is not an apology, it's a PR stunt the Jarvises engineered to try to end the harassment they are receiving.

GavinTheAlmighty: palelizard: And what the hell ever happened to snitches get stitches?

I hate those stupid t-shirts more than I hate racism.

There's a t-shirt?