Damn - how deep is that pool?

That was extraordinarily stupid. Looks like fun.

A Darwin Award candidate if I've ever seen one.

I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)

That's usually an extremely effective way to break your neck. Better luck next time, pool.

mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)

Dude, you should be banned from Fark as well as the rest of the internet.

Oh_Enough_Already, it's even worse with sound...just more NSFW;
Link (new window)

mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)



Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.

Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

FlyingJ: Oh_Enough_Already, it's even worse with sound...just more NSFW;
Link (new window)

After finding out he's Lebanese it doesn't bother be so much any more.

One less Hezbollah scumbag taken out of the game.

Carry on.

mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)

Probably? If that's not then I don't know what the hell is. Man that's messed up.

^{/and I troll /b/ regularly.}

BigSnatch: mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)



Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.

Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

fake, it cuts away, and then they went from a kid in the water to an attmpted suicide by shotgun.

And when Keith Moon said he wanted to car pool...

Hmm. I only put the "probably" at the last minute, for fear some snarky farker would say "why would a gory injury be not safe for work? Its not porn" or something.

But yeah, its in the top 5 most nightmare-inducing videos ive been exposed too.

mtylerjr: Hmm. I only put the "probably" at the last minute, for fear some snarky farker would say "why would a gory injury be not safe for work? Its not porn" or something.

But yeah, its in the top 5 most nightmare-inducing videos ive been exposed too.

What are the other 4?

The guy cutting off his own junk with a hatchet?

MorningBreath: BigSnatch: mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)



Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.

Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

fake, it cuts away, and then they went from a kid in the water to an attmpted suicide by shotgun.


The second link explains it much further.

First by saying there are plenty of Shotgun suicide pictures out there and they don't look like that and second by having some translate the doctor's speaking and one of them says "He landed on a rock in the water".

i hate mtylerjr. you might be a nice guy, but fark you. really. jesus.

Holy Cow, I want to puke just from reading your reactions to the video. thanks guys! yikes...

I think I'm going to refrain from jumping off any more waterfalls after watching that video. DAYUM. Not the worst video I've ever seen, but pretty close.

no clever name here just move along: Holy Cow, I want to puke just from reading your reactions to the video. thanks guys! yikes...

Think of someone trying to hold together a watermelon that has been hit a couple of times with a cleaver.

Ugh... I wouldn't want anyone to save me after that. Go ahead and put me out of my misery.

Well, that NSFW link the dude in this thread posted looked somewhat painful.

Normally don't you just break your neck when you hit something hard with your head? well unless it's like an axe, maybe it was a giant stone hatchet that the kid jumped on in the water.

Well that video is gross but still SFW where I work.

Still, that one is one of the more gross videos I've seen.

I'm afraid to look. Is it anything like the cat with no face?

jessicat: I'm afraid to look. Is it anything like the cat with no face?

Haven't seen the cat thing before, but if you replace cat with human, then ohhhh pretty much dead on with the description.

BigSnatch:
Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.
Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

yeah, I closed it when I saw the video title.
I declined to watch the Bud Dwyer video either.

some things you can't un-see

puckhead: BigSnatch:
Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.
Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

yeah, I closed it when I saw the video title.
I declined to watch the Bud Dwyer video either.

some things you can't un-see



Watch it all...The more of that shiat you see, the less it bothers you.

jessicat: I'm afraid to look. Is it anything like the cat with no face?

LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO! do NOT do a GIS for "cat with no face"

I was too mesmerized by this (new window).

Looked up cat with no face. I think the video that the dude in this thread linked is worse.

BigSnatch: Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

This.
I've got a pretty strong stomach and I had to lie down for about 20 minutes after a friend sent me that link a few weeks ago, because I was feeling dizzy and almost ready to puke.
That's way, way, WAY beyond t-to-the-ubgirl as far as things that should never, ever be posted on Fark.

jesus what a bunch of freaking babies in this thread.

/internet tough guy

I watched the video.... it wasn't that bad. 2G1C was far worse to me.

MorningBreathfake, it cuts away, and then they went from a kid in the water to an attmpted suicide by shotgun

My mom spent her career as a nurse, so she's seen a few 'shops in her time, but I'd say leapin' face-first onto a pier from 5 stories up would make somebody WISH for a shotgun

Oh_Enough_AlreadyAfter finding out he's Lebanese it doesn't bother be so much any more.

I looked @ MTV Beirut's schedule-there's no "Lebanese Jackass" listed

jessicat I'm afraid to look. Is it anything like the cat with no face?

I see your future in my crystal ball;

BigSnatch: mtylerjr: I used to jump off of high things (roofs, cliffs) into water all the time.

But then I saw this (new window):

(probhably NSFW, very graphic and disturbing)



Though I have not seen the video, I know which one you linked to. The qualifier "probably" is completely inaccurate.

Do not watch the linked video unless you want to be disturbed for the rest of your life.

It really isn't that bad -- the kid kind of looks like that alien from Independence Day on the table... all split open, or really any alien movie.

joelogic: jesus what a bunch of freaking babies in this thread.

/internet tough guy

No kidding. And the movie didn't even have sound, so you can't even hear the head cracking open, or the cries (not that he'd be crying in pain, cuz well, it looked pretty god damn instant to me) from everyone else... sound has a lot to do with these shock videos.

ignite ice: joelogic: jesus what a bunch of freaking babies in this thread.

/internet tough guy

No kidding. And the movie didn't even have sound, so you can't even hear the head cracking open, or the cries (not that he'd be crying in pain, cuz well, it looked pretty god damn instant to me) from everyone else... sound has a lot to do with these shock videos.

So did he die?

I'm too much of a pussy to watch stuff like that but I have now become engrossed.

Speedbts alt: ignite ice: joelogic: jesus what a bunch of freaking babies in this thread.

/internet tough guy

No kidding. And the movie didn't even have sound, so you can't even hear the head cracking open, or the cries (not that he'd be crying in pain, cuz well, it looked pretty god damn instant to me) from everyone else... sound has a lot to do with these shock videos.

So did he die?

I'm too much of a pussy to watch stuff like that but I have now become engrossed.

He doesn't die in the video. It ends with him on the operating table, obviously alive and gasping for breath despite the fact that one side of his face is pretty much entirely separate from the other. The craziest thing is probably the fact that the lips are maybe four or so inches from his jaw at some points, and yet they move in unison. I didn't do any research, but even if he stabilizes from the trauma, the likelihood of him not having some horrible infection are pretty low.

But then again, this guy is still alive somehow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_IU86I_L9k (new window). Perhaps NSFW, but really not all that bad.

Thosw: I was too mesmerized by this (new window).

You are my most favoritest person in the whole megaverse!!!

Thosw: I was too mesmerized by this (new window).

/bookmark, this is not.

If that guy is still alive wonder what he looks like now?

i woke up at 4am, couldn't sleep any more... opened the internet, checked fark, looked at this video this dude wanted me to look at. ah that is nothing, just some idiot kids jumping in the water.....WTF blood A lot of blood, ah not good.... wait till you see the up close in the doctors office. Still hungry!?

luckily the quality is not so clear otherwise i would have puked on my keyboard.

i need to go back to sleep now.