So let's get this straight: they tried to make her go to rehab, and she said "No, no, oh fark this..." POW!

Is that roughly how it happened?

/ what a sad waste of poon :(

I want to see THAT episode of Intervention.

That must have been one freaky Friday.

Is that why Dina Lohan's face is so farked up and piggy looking?

On the one hand, Lindsay Lohan really did need to go into rehab.

On the other, Dina Lohan really needed to be punched in the face.

also FTA:

"Tom Cruise once spent three weeks talking to "books, bottles, and door knobs""

and

"Oprah wants Rosie to quit calling her gay."

Seriously, it was funny at first now this Chick just needs therapy and help.

I understand the temptation.

The sad thing is, she probably deserved it.

/Not for the intervention, for the general bad parenting.

Yeah, well this is what you wanted Mom. Great jorb.

Classy...airing more dirty laundry.

How old is she again? 22? good god.

DarthBrooks: That must have been one freaky Friday.

She was playing by Georgia Rules

"Doomed former hottie"???? Something about that phrase makes me laugh.
/and I really shouldn't

Trifecta in play:



/hot

She looks like the entire 7th Pacific Fleet pulled a train on her.

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She looks like the entire 7th Pacific Fleet pulled a train on her.



I expect a new Mac keyboard FedExed to me by Monday.

tallguywithglasseson: On the one hand, Lindsay Lohan really did need to go into rehab.

On the other, Dina Lohan really needed to be punched in the face.

You worded it much more eloquently than I ever could have.

Is the younger sister 18 yet? Alright, see you guys later

AdolfOliverPanties: Is that why Dina Lohan's face is so farked up and piggy looking?

No, that's just fetal alcohol syndrome.

"...and Dinah Lohan got punched in the face."

I don't care if it's just a story on her going to Quizno's, but that's how every Dinah Lohan headline should end.

ihatedumbpeople: How old is she again? 22? good god.

23, which I only know because her and I were born on the same day. This girl really needs some help, but I can't blame her for punching her mom in the face.

Black Lagoon: I don't care if it's just a story on her going to Quizno's, but that's how every Dinah Lohan headline should end.

+1

Jakevol2: Lt. Cheese Weasel: She looks like the entire 7th Pacific Fleet pulled a train on her.

I expect a new Mac keyboard FedExed to me by Monday.

Thanks for the informative details.

Meh. Who can blame her. I encourage violence against Dinah Lohan whenever practical.

ihatedumbpeople: How old is she again? 22? good god.


Actually, that's just what her publicist wants you to think. In truth, the ring gave to Lindsay unnatural long life. For 500 years it poisoned her mind...

Antidamascus: Is the younger sister 18 yet? Alright, see you guys later

Unless the age of legality is 15 in your state, have a seat over there.

Lucky Girl... Come on, who amoung us wouldn'g want to punch that Biatch -- if for no other reason then giving us Lindsay Lohan.

so it was a cock-punch?

"It's Lindsay."

/The Soup

Pineapple S. Fusion: ihatedumbpeople: How old is she again? 22? good god.

23, which I only know because her and I were born on the same day. This girl really needs some help, but I can't blame her for punching her mom in the face.

sup fellow 7/2/86er, we're members of an exclusive little club aren't we

rFarke: so it was a cock-punch?

More like a donkey punch since you are hitting a jackass.

PsyLord: rFarke: so it was a cock-punch?

More like a donkey punch since you are hitting a jackass.



Everything is better with a picture...

Well, if force = mass x acceleration, and LL weighs about 18 pounds lately, unless she was able to unleash a Bruce Lee-like reverse punch, Mom probably didn't even notice it.

bukketmaster: ihatedumbpeople: How old is she again? 22? good god.


Actually, that's just what her publicist wants you to think. In truth, the ring gave to Lindsay unnatural long life. For 500 years it poisoned her mind...

+1

AdolfOliverPanties: Is that why Dina Lohan's face is so farked up and piggy looking?

No actually her face was improved from the punch in the face. Only beating her to death beyond recognition will turn her into a beautiful woman.

Arkanaut: The sad thing is, she probably deserved it.

/Not for the intervention, for the general bad parenting.

Indeed.

I need clarification. Why is Lindsey Lohan still in the news? Is it because she's a trainwreck? What exactly has she done in the past few year besides derail herself? Does she still get work? Does she have a part-time job? To me, she's no different than any other hot mess small town trailer trash low self-esteem barfly that can be found in every town in the United States with populations less than 50,000.

Please advise.

acaciaavenue: I need clarification. Why is Lindsey Lohan still in the news? Is it because she's a trainwreck? What exactly has she done in the past few year besides derail herself? Does she still get work? Does she have a part-time job? To me, she's no different than any other hot mess small town trailer trash low self-esteem barfly that can be found in every town in the United States with populations less than 50,000.

Please advise.

Miller brews and supplies shiatty, cheap beer because a lot of consumers will purchase it...newspapers, magazines and websites operate the same way.

KITBASH?

22 years old



40 years old

Mugato: 22 years old



40 years old

Roughly the same dim I.Q.

Pauly Perrette: New fag. amidoinitrite?

WhileAmericaBurns: Roughly the same dim I.Q.

I don't know Pauly Perrette as well as you so I wouldn't know that.

Mugato: WhileAmericaBurns: Roughly the same dim I.Q.

I don't know Pauly Perrette as well as you so I wouldn't know that.

Saw her on Ferguson a few years ago. The dim bulb can't stay focused on one subject, to the point that Craig had to rein her in. She rambles on and on worse than Jennifer Tilly, but unlike Tilly, she has no sex appeal to make up for that. Why so many on Fark are infatuated with her I have no idea.

"Dont hate me because I'm brrrAAAAAPPPPPPParrrrrrrrCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH beautiful".

acaciaavenue: I need clarification. Why is Lindsey Lohan still in the news? Is it because she's a trainwreck? What exactly has she done in the past few year besides derail herself? Does she still get work? Does she have a part-time job? To me, she's no different than any other hot mess small town trailer trash low self-esteem barfly that can be found in every town in the United States with populations less than 50,000.

Please advise.

FTFY

OtherLittleGuy: Trifecta in play:



/hot

Claire's roommate on "Heroes" was on "Californication"?

Thanks for the tip...I'll be in my bunk.

/amazing what a quick Google search turns up...wow