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wow, the believers sure do have their knickers in a twist about all this atheism stuff now don't they!

That joke is so old it just missed out appearing in Genesis.

Trivia Jockey: That joke is so old it just missed out appearing in Genesis.

I don't know, I thought it was something of a Revelation.

The English Major: I don't know, I thought it was something of a Revelation.


Dude, you have too much free time on your hands. Get a Job.

Trivia Jockey: Get a Job.

I now have an Acts to grind with you; Mark my words, there will be Lamentations over that pun

/off to the John

Dr.Fey: Trivia Jockey: Get a Job.

I now have an Acts to grind with you; Mark my words, there will be Lamentations over that pun

/off to the John


Don't Judges me, I'm the Kings of puns.

Dr.Fey: Mark my words, there will be Lamentations over that pun

We'll be the Judges of that.

Trivia Jockey: Don't Judges me, I'm the Kings of puns.

*shakes proverbial tiny fist*

Low hanging fruit subby.

ne2d: Trivia Jockey: Don't Judges me, I'm the Kings of puns.

*shakes proverbial tiny fist*

Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?

The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

Mark my words, Isaiah time where Acts of this nature will end up in the John.

/all I got.

Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

I did too. I think it's sad we've run out. Not that we looked them up. That shows our initiative.

The English Major: I think it's sad we've run out.

Well, it was bound to happen; there are limited Numbers of books.

All this bible talk is boring. Show Us Your Titus.

Wait, so there's an organization now? How did I miss this? My invite must've gotten lost in the mail.

This article implies a serious problem for the "movement atheists". Because they just don't want to be silenced, they aren't spending a lot of time listening to others in their ranks. There is really no cohesive movement at all.

I've always liked to think of atheism this way:
Millions upon millions of the top thinkers of all time, in every age, understand the universe in a way that makes the concept of your God irrelevant. But no, go on with your hunch. Let your emotions drive you, based on what you've been told by people you are scared not to trust.

It causes a level of frustration in theists I can't describe. And you'll never change an adults mind; they are wired that way. You have to get the children.

A Bible pun thread. Really guys?

AKA... gots to see it to believe it crowd. This religious fanatic has no problem with that.

Bible Fight!

GAT_00: A Bible pun thread. Really guys?

Hey, it got a giggle out of me.
Although I am admittedly easily amused.

Weak Subby. Weak.

I'll just scroll to the end and sea if this thread is dead yet.

1. Start religion
2. Claim to be saviour of mankind
3. Prophet!

Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

TFA: Many atheists want to be able to be atheists without being dragooned into some boring noisy unsubtle bad-tempered "movement". Many other atheists want to be able to be overt explicit unbashful atheists without constantly being told to be more euphemistic or evasive or respectful or just plain silent by other atheists, who surely ought to know better.

Actually many of us just want to be explicit, unbashful [sic] atheists without taking shiat from all the religious types around us. Without being told we're sinners, going to hell, abusing our children (yes I've been told that), or crazy. Without having to hide our beliefs (or lie about them) out of fear of being fired by the god-fearing boss.
If it's a "movement" that's needed to get there, then so be it.

Alright, where's the flame war? 26 comments and no Bevets or SkinnyHead? WTF?

Biv: Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

It's time somebody Torah you a new asshole.

Their should be a movement to get evolution taught in Sunday schools and churches in every town where creationism in taught in public schools.

And what's there to teach in creationism anyway? Once you say "God made everything", where do you go?

Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

then it's time for an Exodus from this thread.

/gotcha :D

ReverendJasen: TFA: Many atheists want to be able to be atheists without being dragooned into some boring noisy unsubtle bad-tempered "movement". Many other atheists want to be able to be overt explicit unbashful atheists without constantly being told to be more euphemistic or evasive or respectful or just plain silent by other atheists, who surely ought to know better.

Actually many of us just want to be explicit, unbashful [sic] atheists without taking shiat from all the religious types around us. Without being told we're sinners, going to hell, abusing our children (yes I've been told that), or crazy. Without having to hide our beliefs (or lie about them) out of fear of being fired by the god-fearing boss.
If it's a "movement" that's needed to get there, then so be it.

Amen... er... hallelujah... uh, I mean... yeah, this.

WTF Indeed: Weak Subby. Weak.

There's one in every thread.

DrZiffle: Biv: Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

It's time somebody Torah you a new asshole.

Yes we Koran!

The English Major: Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

I did too. I think it's sad we've run out. Not that we looked them up. That shows our initiative.

I'm romans around the internet looking for more.

DrZiffle: Biv: Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

It's time somebody Torah you a new asshole.


Quit acting like you noah everything.

GAT_00: A Bible pun thread. Really guys?

Best thing on Fark in weeks.

Biv: DrZiffle: Biv: Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

It's time somebody Torah you a new asshole.


Quit acting like you noah everything.

your acting like you've got the Titus anus!

By the way, there have been quite a few recent articles, by religious folk, about atheism, in the UK news in the past couple of months. So you have to view this article in that light. It's more of a response to other articles rather than its own isolated thing.

ne2d: Trivia Jockey: Don't Judges me, I'm the Kings of puns.

*shakes proverbial tiny fist*

The whole pun thread is great, but the perfect duality of this particular post had me lmao.

Biv: Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

Puns? Don't worry, we gomorrah've 'em.

Yahweh do.

You shouldn't take advantage of Jesus. That would be propheteering.

Trivia Jockey: The English Major: I don't know, I thought it was something of a Revelation.


Dude, you have too much free time on your hands. Get a Job.

Im washing my hand of the whole business, before someone pontius.

This thread is too punny. I'm gonna Moishe on out of here.

Kazan: Trivia Jockey: The English Major: Is that where you curl your fingers into your Psalms?


We might as well stop, I looked at the list of books we haven't used yet and none of them have any pun potential.

then it's time for an Exodus from this thread.

/gotcha :D

Don't go, we need the Numbers.

GAT_00: A Bible pun thread. Really guys?

What, you were expecting the regular Friday flamewar over atheism?

Let us Ayyyy