I find OchoCinco entertaining.

There, I said it

Chad understands that when you get right down to it, sports events are entertainment and does his best to enhance that.

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Not to be walking in here with knee pads at the ready, Ocho is the epitome of what pro sports should be: Light hearted fun.

Lutwidge: gobbledeegook.

Thanks for the lesson, Professor Sweatballs.

This is hilarious. I hope they don't hurt him...

mikaloyd: I find OchoCinco entertaining.

There, I said it

I agree. I'd like to see what he does after football. There has to be TV gig for this guy somewhere.

His bell is still ringing from the last Ravens game.

Boom! Tough actin' Tinactin WR!

Hasn't he done this before? Sending giftbaskets to the Raven's D?

I love it, riles up not just a division rival, but one of the harder hitting D's in the league.

To be4 fair, they are winning.

Btw, I call shenanigans on this on him actually sending all that stuff. I mean, does he really have the postal addresses of the entire Baltimore secondary? Seems like if he just wanted to make a silly joke he only needed to send a single basket to someone like Lewis or Reed.

I wouldnt be surprised if there was a big ol' NFL address book that the players have access to. As much as they might "hate each other on the field" and all that other BS, at the end of the day, they have to know it's just a job, right? A job that pays you a crap-ton of money to hit and be hit.

Anyway, yes. I, too, think Chad Ochocinco embodies everything that professional sports should be.

And as egotistical as he is, he still has two less paintings of himself as a centaur than purple lipped freak A-Rod.

I think Ochocinco is great. He is a breath of fresh air in the No Fun League. He works hard, you never read a story about him skipping practice or dissing his teammates.

I hope he keeps this persona up for a long time. There needs to be more guys like him.

Lutwidge: Btw, I call shenanigans on this on him actually sending all that stuff. I mean, does he really have the postal addresses of the entire Baltimore secondary? Seems like if he just wanted to make a silly joke he only needed to send a single basket to someone like Lewis or Reed.

Like GeorgePasada said I'm sure as a NFL player he has some access to other player's personal information and even if he doesn't he probably could just call up a few friends to find out. But would that even be necessary in this case? Seems like he could just send it to the Raven's stadium c/o Ravens D and they'd still get it.

Lutwidge: I mean, does he really have the postal addresses of the entire Baltimore secondary?

He probably got them from the employee directory.

HI-FYE: His bell is still ringing from the last Ravens game.

...and I doubt he cares, since it helped them win the game.

Hmm. Still seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to. And what kind of deodorant did he get them? He probably could have made a lot of money just by mentioning the brand on air, but didn't.

He probably just had his agent do it. I'm sure the agent can find the addresses easily enough

It's a bad omen. He did this before to the Browns defense. He sent them Pepto Bismol five years ago and then the Caridac Cats choked.

/wearing an ochocinco jersey

I think that OchoCinco and the Octomom should hook up.

Lutwidge: Btw, I call shenanigans on this on him actually sending all that stuff. I mean, does he really have the postal addresses of the entire Baltimore secondary? Seems like if he just wanted to make a silly joke he only needed to send a single basket to someone like Lewis or Reed.

There must be a place where all of these football players go. Somewhere where they might all be at the same time to do some kind of football thing.

Maybe it's TGI Fridays

Who knows?

There must be a place where all of these football players go. Somewhere where they might all be at the same time to do some kind of football thing.

Parole hearings?

theguyinthe$4000suit: There must be a place where all of these football players go. Somewhere where they might all be at the same time to do some kind of football thing.

Parole hearings?

The bank?

drworm: theguyinthe$4000suit: There must be a place where all of these football players go. Somewhere where they might all be at the same time to do some kind of football thing.

Parole hearings?

The bank?

The highway at 4am after drinking all night?