Stewart absolutly demolishes beck. Hilarious.

that was farking incredible.

Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood.

Brilliant. And Beck's mouth-breathing audience of idiots will never come close to getting the joke.

but not the organs that may have been used to rape and murder a girl in 1990. we're talking about different organs than those.

Is Beck holding a dildo in that photo?

Sheer awesomeness.

YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood

well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.

elemenopy: Is Beck holding a dildo in that photo?

Was that a photoshop challenge that I missed? If not, it needs to be!

I had to watch that twice last night. Absolutely f'ing amazing send-up.

I've always thought that people who have nothing to say about an issue nearly always resort to a character attack.

Beck doesn't seem to care, at all, what people think about him. Hard not to admire that.

Glenn probably thinks it's funny too he doesn't take himself too seriously. I'm just glad that he'll keep spreading the good word no matter how many liberals take cheap shots at him.

you know who else didn't answer medical questions?

YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood.

"That shooting" is a "real war?"

It was perfect. Just spot on.

"It's 11 principles and three... herbs and spices."

Does anyone have a link that'll play in Canada? Because the video won't play for us and I'm always being redirected to the Canadian site and that thing is im-farking-possible to navigate.

jpbreon: Beck doesn't seem to care, at all, what people think about him. Hard not to admire that.

Glenn Beck doesn't seem to care about thinking, either. Pundits, regardless of political affiliation, are scum, second only to the politicians that drive their business of perpetual outrage.

Glenn Beck has decided to bloviate the loudest, and has turned into a walking fallacy factory, and the epitome of bad logic and meaningless hysteria. He make sense about 0.01% of the time, and that's just enough to trigger confirmation bias that, when coupled with emotional appeals, keeps people tuning in to his meaningless screeds.

Wow, Stewart got douchebag beck down to a T

Shaggy_C: Glenn probably thinks it's funny too he doesn't take himself too seriously. I'm just glad that he'll keep spreading the good word no matter how many liberals take cheap shots at him.

He just doesn't care. Personally, I think Stewart is a little envious that Beck can pull off the same schtick but actually have some evidence to back up his claims.

Beck certainly embellishes his findings, but Stewart got boring when he stopped being critical of the government. It as easy when he was making fun of people he hates, but since his political ideology is in power, he is timid and attacks non-politicians instead.

THX 1138: Does anyone have a link that'll play in Canada? Because the video won't play for us and I'm always being redirected to the Canadian site and that thing is im-farking-possible to navigate.

If you guys would stop resisting annexation then we wouldn't have to deal with this in every thread.

what_now: YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood

well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.

Oh, I'll be a douchebag.

Could you give me directions to all those other threads? Here in the politics tab we have kitty tax returns, al gore meat warming, clunker cash back, cliff clavin for senate and this fine beck dick thread.

Silly me, I'd assume a terrorist attack to be under "Political".

This is a war that we must be prepared to lose, and lose badly.

YoMammaObama: Oh, I'll be a douchebag.

this

THX 1138: Does anyone have a link that'll play in Canada? Because the video won't play for us and I'm always being redirected to the Canadian site and that thing is im-farking-possible to navigate.

Perhaps there's a server in France you could access.

Shot at 2009-06-25

priestrape: this

So did you choose priest rape as a moniker because your priest raped you, or because you are a nambla kind of guy?

t3knomanser: jpbreon: Beck doesn't seem to care, at all, what people think about him. Hard not to admire that.

Glenn Beck doesn't seem to care about thinking, either. Pundits, regardless of political affiliation, are scum, second only to the politicians that drive their business of perpetual outrage.

Glenn Beck has decided to bloviate the loudest, and has turned into a walking fallacy factory, and the epitome of bad logic and meaningless hysteria. He make sense about 0.01% of the time, and that's just enough to trigger confirmation bias that, when coupled with emotional appeals, keeps people tuning in to his meaningless screeds.

Exactly how does that make him different than Jon Stewart? Glenn beck is an entertainer and succeeding, the epitome of American ingenuity. Hint: He describes his show as "the fusion of entertainment and enlightenment" which sounds just the right amount of snark.

YoMammaObama: what_now: YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood

well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.

Oh, I'll be a douchebag.

Could you give me directions to all those other threads? Here in the politics tab we have kitty tax returns, al gore meat warming, clunker cash back, cliff clavin for senate and this fine beck dick thread.

Silly me, I'd assume a terrorist attack to be under "Political".

who pissed in your coffee this morning?

what_now
YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood
well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.



Oh, I think the choice has been made.

apacheco: YoMammaObama: what_now: YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood

well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.

Oh, I'll be a douchebag.

Could you give me directions to all those other threads? Here in the politics tab we have kitty tax returns, al gore meat warming, clunker cash back, cliff clavin for senate and this fine beck dick thread.

Silly me, I'd assume a terrorist attack to be under "Political".

who pissed in your coffee this morning?

Precious Bodily Fluids are no joke.

YoMammaObama: Could you give me directions to all those other threads? Here in the politics tab we have kitty tax returns, al gore meat warming, clunker cash back, cliff clavin for senate and this fine beck broke dick thread.

FTFY.

Was it THAT slow of a news day? An entire segment of Stewart's Beckian ramblings? Yeah, it was funny, but totally useless after the first 30 seconds. Like a Family Guy joke.

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/// ad infinitum

mediaho: "That shooting" is a "real war?"

No, no. Last I heard Obama doesn't know what it is. Don't worry your small little mind about it. I'm sure it will be chalked up as an act of man made disaster, caused by a man-made-disaster-er. Nothing to see there. Move along.

jpbreon: Shaggy_C: Glenn probably thinks it's funny too he doesn't take himself too seriously. I'm just glad that he'll keep spreading the good word no matter how many liberals take cheap shots at him.

He just doesn't care. Personally, I think Stewart is a little envious that Beck can pull off the same schtick but actually have some evidence to back up his claims.

Beck certainly embellishes his findings, but Stewart got boring when he stopped being critical of the government. It as easy when he was making fun of people he hates, but since his political ideology is in power, he is timid and attacks non-politicians instead.

ah, I see, so you haven;t watched the show then, have you..

this was a pitch perfect deconstruction of the beck song and dance that the mouthbreathing GOsheeP eat up everyday as gospel.

I actually feel bad for those caught up in his whirlwind of bullshiat. These people are horribly fearfull of whatever they don't understand or get about politics. So they turn to a news channel* to get some sort of perspective, and Beck knows how to feed the fear. So now these people have all kinds of crazy warblgarbl force fed to them and because it matches up with their understanding of politics, it must be true.

The man outrught lies on a daily basis. I was forced to sit through a screed on net neutrality at the workplace break room. He'd play a 1-2 second quote from Obama or someone else and outright contridict what was just said with random comments, projections, and pure grade A crazy.

He would go from a quote saying the press should be accessible to all, and be honest and turn that into a government takeover of the press....

He would go from a quote from Obama saying the internet should be unrestricted for all into that meaning the governtment wants to censor your internets and destroy the free market. Because you know google is a scary company trying to take over the world, but comcast, cox, clear channel et al are alright Real American companies...

*For entertainment purposes only

YoMammaObama: mediaho: "That shooting" is a "real war?"

No, no. Last I heard Obama doesn't know what it is. Don't worry your small little mind about it. I'm sure it will be chalked up as an act of man made disaster, caused by a man-made-disaster-er. Nothing to see there. Move along.

User added to ignore list.

There is nothing you could possibly have on your mind worth reading.

apacheco: who pissed in your coffee this morning?

Liberals.

Duh.

/and they cut him off in traffic
//and don't give him a promotion
///and he's SURE they cooked his burger well done instead of medium ON PURPOSE
////LIBERALS

YoMammaObama: mediaho: "That shooting" is a "real war?"

No, no. Last I heard Obama doesn't know what it is. Don't worry your small little mind about it. I'm sure it will be chalked up as an act of man made disaster, caused by a man-made-disaster-er. Nothing to see there. Move along.

go troll somewhere else, cock breath.

PumpUpDaFark: Precious Bodily Fluids are no joke.

unless they spurt from a photoshop behind glen beck. then they are farking hilarious.

jpbreon: Exactly how does that make him different than Jon Stewart?

Most people laugh with Jon Stewart. Most people laugh at Glenn Beck. I admit, on the balance, Glenn Beck generates more laughs than Stewart does, but Beck is much cruder slapstick, in contrast to Stewart's satire. Beck is the Three Stooges and Stewart is the Marx Brothers.

YoMammaObama: Silly me, I'd assume a terrorist attack to be under "Political".

"Terrorist attack"? Seriously? One guy goes batshiat insane and has been sliding into delerium for a long time and since he's Muslim it's a "terrorist attack"?

Looks like you took what_now's advice and decided to remain being a douchebag in this thread. There's at least three greenlit threads about Fort Hood, and no, dipshiat, they're not under "Politics" because it has nothing to do with politics.

apacheco:
who pissed in your coffee this morning?

Who didn't? Hell, he probably grew up thinking that java was supposed to be yellow...

I heart that the board says "purity of essence"

please: go troll somewhere else, cock breath.

better put me on ignore, and fast! Make sure you tell me how you are ignoring me. That is the real rub.

but I thought the guy on bizarre foods said appendices were tasty?

YoMammaObama: what_now: YoMammaObama: Oh. For a second there I thought this thread was going to be about real news about a real war, like that little shooting at fort hood

well, you could go into one of the many threads about that if you wanted to, or you could be a douchebag in this one.

Your choice.

Oh, I'll be a douchebag.

Could you give me directions to all those other threads? Here in the politics tab we have kitty tax returns, al gore meat warming, clunker cash back, cliff clavin for senate and this fine beck dick thread.

Silly me, I'd assume a terrorist attack to be under "Political".

hey dickbag -

How about it's important enough to go where ALL farkers go first?

Are you such a farking moron/asshole/motherfarker that you can't go five seconds without turning everything into "well, fark the libs!"

tnpir: Looks like you took what_now's advice and decided to remain being a douchebag in this thread. There's at least three greenlit threads about Fort Hood, and no, dipshiat, they're not under "Politics" because it has nothing to do with politics.

You must have missed the part where I said "Oh, I'll be a douchebag"

Thanks for the directions. Keep your heads in the sand.

YoMammaObama: please: go troll somewhere else, cock breath.

*gargling sounds of balls in mouth*

I said, "go troll somewhere else, cock breath".