Maybe it should also apologize for spelling "purple" as "purpls".

Hell-arious.

I see no apology...only a pusillanimous explanation of his tagging impotence.

That is the tagger equivalence of "really, it never happened to me before."

Artist? I think you misspelled "vandal."

Picture of what the artist/tagger might look like.

There are few things I find as irksome as graffiti.

What ya got there is premature paintaculation.

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: I see no apology...only a pusillanimous explanation of his tagging impotence.

That is the tagger equivalence of "really, it never happened to me before."

I could be wrong, but I believe that's the first time the word "pusillanimous" has been used in a fark thread. We're simple folk here, so we usually go with "wuss" or something along those lines.

This is newswort

/sorry, ran out of purple.

finish it with another color and add that color to the other letters and make it look on purpose...sheesh lazy unimaginative tagger


and

Wanted for questioning?

In Russia yadda yadda

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sonofslacker: Wanted for questioning?

maybe thats why he ran out of purple

Pirpls?

scrawled an almost apologetic side-note that read, "ran out of purple," Palm Bay Police Officer Dan Fisher noted.

"We don't know who it is, but the last 'O' is not totally finished. He ran out of purple," Fisher said


That's some fine police work there, Lou.

This is why he ran out of purple



//sonofslacker...great minds think alike...

Meauran: There are few things I find as irksome as graffiti.

Wow. Tagging, yes, when it's just some asshat writing his name as incomprehensibly and in as many places as possible, I'll agree that is senseless attention-whoreyism.

But, when someone obviously takes a lot of time, care and effort into what they do, even if "the message" is vulgar, a lot of the time they turn an otherwise boring brick wall into something you'd actually want to look at.

while we're apologizing, i'm sorry for not finishing this p

That's some fine journalism there, Lou.

Sparkling wiggles.

/Klaatu barada nikto, baby

I hate graffiti - our in-laws live in spain and its awful out there - graffiti everywhere. No-one seems to care.

/lawn. Off it.