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Punching, hair pulling, kicking. The only thing that would have made this soccer game better would have been had it been played in jello



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jpo2269
2009-11-06 08:58:35 AM


If she is that aggressive in public, I can only imagine what she would be like in the sack...

/fap

 
belome
2009-11-06 09:04:01 AM


/fapping

Check that go her hair pulled...

/still fapping

 
Pentaxian
2009-11-06 09:07:15 AM


Her profile from the New Mexico athletics website:Elizabeth Lambert (new window)

Her bio says her favorite food is "tacos" so perhaps New Mexico isn't the only other team she plays for...

 
nopokerface
2009-11-06 09:12:12 AM


Holy Shiat!

You always knew it, biatches are way meaner.

 
Crewmannumber6
2009-11-06 09:16:10 AM


Saw that happen at my niece's high school game a couple years ago. The only people who saw it were me and the pullee's mom. She screamed bloody murder and I laughed my ass off

 
toilet engineer
2009-11-06 09:24:36 AM


God... I played soccer my whole life and I never saw anything that blatantly rough. That girl needs to chill. Behavior like that is only used as desperation (i.e. if the b*tch was more skilled, she wouldn't have to do sh*t like that).

 
nopokerface
2009-11-06 09:28:35 AM


toilet engineer: God... I played soccer my whole life and I never saw anything that blatantly rough. That girl needs to chill. Behavior like that is only used as desperation (i.e. if the b*tch was more skilled, she wouldn't have to do sh*t like that).

I bet she gets to chill the rest of the season.

 
joyride75
2009-11-06 09:28:55 AM


toilet engineer: God... I played soccer my whole life and I never saw anything that blatantly rough. That girl needs to chill. Behavior like that is only used as desperation (i.e. if the b*tch was more skilled, she wouldn't have to do sh*t like that).

A guy that has played for my Old Man League team has been known to come up behind an opponent on set plays...and attempt to stick his thumb up their ass, you know, to break their concentration.

Glad I've never had to play against him.

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves
2009-11-06 09:31:10 AM


As great as the hair-pull was, the nonchalant "oh, I'm just kicking this loose ball -- I didn't realize your face was right there" was still my favorite.

 
nopokerface
2009-11-06 09:32:43 AM


Mr. Coffee Nerves: As great as the hair-pull was, the nonchalant "oh, I'm just kicking this loose ball -- I didn't realize your face was right there" was still my favorite.

That was the best. My bookkeeper two offices away asked what I was laughing at.

/I know I should not have been laughing
//could not help it

 
MBK
2009-11-06 09:34:31 AM


How blind do the refs have to be to allow this shiat to happen?

I saw about 3-4 instant red cards in that video clip.

 
markyp09
2009-11-06 09:36:16 AM


The first punch was fine because the girl blatantly elbowed her in the stomach. The other stuff was unwarranted...but hot. I wonder if she'd be down for some farking and Punching.

californicationnation.com

 
astrotri
2009-11-06 09:36:27 AM


MBK: I saw about 3-4 6 instant red cards in that video clip.

FTFY.

 
Emrick
2009-11-06 09:42:29 AM


MBK: How blind do the refs have to be to allow this shiat to happen?

I saw about 3-4 instant red cards in that video clip.


This.

That reffing crew should be suspended too.

 
SigmaAlgebra
2009-11-06 09:42:59 AM


Keano approves.

i.telegraph.co.uk

img.metro.co.uk

 
Crewmannumber6
2009-11-06 09:48:13 AM


Emrick: MBK: How blind do the refs have to be to allow this shiat to happen?

I saw about 3-4 instant red cards in that video clip.

This.

That reffing crew should be suspended too.


Screw that, let 'em play. Theere's all kinds of dirty little tricks that go unnoticed. Earlier this year at a Univ. of Cincinnati game 2 players raced for a ball heading for the touch line. Knowing neither the center ref nor the linesman could see as they both went over the touch line the UC player threw an open hand shot right into the other guys solar plexus.

/it's a rougher game than most realize

 
G Love
2009-11-06 09:55:50 AM


Amateur

upload.wikimedia.org

 
joyride75
2009-11-06 09:56:02 AM


This girl is one or two hissy fits away from boiling rabbits.

 
taylonr
2009-11-06 09:57:43 AM


MBK: How blind do the refs have to be to allow this shiat to happen?

I saw about 3-4 instant red cards in that video clip.


I almost wonder if she wasn't going for a red card.

In high school we had this guy that was above average, but not a starter. He was usually first off the bench. One of the last games of the season he was trying to get a red-card just so that he would have an official stat.

Sadly, he failed at getting a red card

 
FriarReb98
2009-11-06 09:59:01 AM


Emrick: That reffing crew should be suspended too.

I'd settle for a public trip to LensCrafters covered by the media. The embarrassment alone would be worth it.

 
sotua
2009-11-06 10:00:27 AM


MBK: How blind do the refs have to be to allow this shiat to happen?

I saw about 3-4 instant red cards in that video clip.


This. WTF?

 
Crewmannumber6
2009-11-06 10:06:24 AM


joyride75: This girl is one or two hissy fits away from boiling rabbits.

That's funny. My sister calls my brother's sometimes ex-girlfriend a bunny boiler all the time.

 
OtherLittleGuy
2009-11-06 10:08:25 AM


markyp09: The first punch was fine because the girl blatantly elbowed her in the stomach. The other stuff was unwarranted...but hot. I wonder if she'd be down for some farking and Punching.

{Madeline Zima pic}



Well played.

 
Dancin_In_Anson
2009-11-06 10:11:03 AM


Bow chicka wow wow

 
MBK
2009-11-06 10:19:03 AM


Crewmannumber6: Screw that, let 'em play. Theere's all kinds of dirty little tricks that go unnoticed. Earlier this year at a Univ. of Cincinnati game 2 players raced for a ball heading for the touch line. Knowing neither the center ref nor the linesman could see as they both went over the touch line the UC player threw an open hand shot right into the other guys solar plexus.

/it's a rougher game than most realize


It is a rough game. I've played for about seven years before an injury sidelined me. There is a difference in playing rough when the game is going on. Hard tackles, pushing, shoving, and such are a part of the game. I busted my forehead open once because someone headbutted me during a corner kick. We were both going for the ball, and his head was just harder than my head. That kind of roughness is fine.

What this girl did is not part of the game. She has issues and does not belong in any team sports.

 
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