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A former mayor can't get blind drunk and make lewd remarks to colleagues anymore? What kind of world do we live in?



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colinspooky
2009-11-06 10:48:15 AM


"I would like to fark you". Sounds like a compliment. Surely better than, "Good God, when was the last time anyone wanted to fark you?"
That also may be true, but it's one of those things best left un-said.

 
veedeevadeevoodee
2009-11-06 11:43:04 AM


www.thehistorymakers.com

 
Texaco Saves
2009-11-06 02:11:10 PM


I think there's something wrong in the mind of someone who conciously makes the decision that they know what's best for people and feel the need to govern them....


BURN THE MAYOR ALIVE

 
fappomatic
2009-11-06 02:12:08 PM


He should be canned for wearing that ghetto gold chain, not talking about farking with his his staff.....

 
ihatedumbpeople
2009-11-06 02:12:22 PM


I'd say a former mayor has the freedom of speech just like anyone else.

UK? Oh...nevermind

 
Treygreen13
2009-11-06 02:12:43 PM


colinspooky: "I would like to fark you". Sounds like a compliment. Surely better than, "Good God, when was the last time anyone wanted to fark you?"
That also may be true, but it's one of those things best left un-said.


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I wanna be on you.

 
kvinesknows
2009-11-06 02:16:08 PM


Is he a former mayor because of the comments? Or is he being suspended from some other job?


Gawds the UK is farked up.

 
Perducci
2009-11-06 02:18:29 PM


Cue Quimby.
"That, um, could be any mayor!"

 
TheShavingofOccam123
2009-11-06 02:20:03 PM


A sad and pathetic shadow of a society.

/boozing and feeling bad about it are the two sides of a different coin
/mistakes. never made any?

 
Shatner's Bassoon
2009-11-06 02:20:21 PM


Cllr Matchet - who was wearing his ceremonial gold chains at the time - also talked about having orgasms and boasted about losing his virginity.

The 57-year-old
...



Wow, late developer.

 
TheShavingofOccam123
2009-11-06 02:20:48 PM


uh, i've been drinking

that's "the two sides of the SAME coin"

/sorry, sugar tits

 
EggFool
2009-11-06 02:21:02 PM


I thought they meant Ralph Klein.

I guess it's more common than we thought.

 
ihatedumbpeople
2009-11-06 02:22:57 PM


Shatner's Bassoon: Cllr Matchet - who was wearing his ceremonial gold chains at the time - also talked about having orgasms and boasted about losing his virginity.

The 57-year-old...


Wow, late developer.


Unless he wasn't implying he just lost it recently...

 
inelegy
2009-11-06 02:23:15 PM


www.filmbuffonline.com

 
jdarby
2009-11-06 02:23:41 PM


"Was I wrong to say that"???

 
palelizard
2009-11-06 02:24:31 PM


Suspended from what? Wasn't he already a former mayor?

 
Gramma
2009-11-06 02:28:48 PM


"He twice said he'd like to f*** her and twice asked if she'd like to f*** him. The three of us had been talking about orgasms and he told us how old he was when he lost his virginity"

So, the ladies are discussing orgasms with him and they are SHOCKED that he told them when he lost his virginity.
Wonder if it was the woman that he didn't want to fark that complained...

 
thegreensuit
2009-11-06 02:29:05 PM


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Approves

 
NorCalLos
2009-11-06 02:29:13 PM


It is the sort of comment I would have made as part of an argument about radical feminism.

"I would have said it argumentatively, not invitationally.

"I'd had several glasses of wine and was on medication because of my bad back, including paracetemol, Codeine, Ibuprofen and dodo tablets, an over the counter low level amphetamine."


This is the best defense I've ever heard. Miles ahead of the twinkie defense. I really don't understand why anyone would want to be a politician.

 
Cajonian
2009-11-06 02:30:18 PM


I thought this was America.

 
t3knomanser
2009-11-06 02:31:09 PM


jdarby: "Was I wrong to say that"???

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, I'll tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and nobody has said anything to me about it.

 
palelizard
2009-11-06 02:32:13 PM


Cajonian: I thought this was America.

???

 
EggFool
2009-11-06 02:34:09 PM


thegreensuit: Approves

Ralph sez... "No you MAY NOT have a new hospital! Unless you can beat me in a chugging contest!"

 
ihatedumbpeople
2009-11-06 02:34:19 PM


Gramma: "He twice said he'd like to f*** her and twice asked if she'd like to f*** him. The three of us had been talking about orgasms and he told us how old he was when he lost his virginity"

So, the ladies are discussing orgasms with him and they are SHOCKED that he told them when he lost his virginity.
Wonder if it was the woman that he didn't want to fark that complained...


Yeah...claim harassment after talking about orgasms...der. I'd say her complaint has no merit...but then again, I have common sense.

 
Treygreen13
2009-11-06 02:34:26 PM


palelizard: Cajonian: I thought this was America.

???


images1.wikia.nocookie.net
That was this guy.

 
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