"I would like to fark you". Sounds like a compliment. Surely better than, "Good God, when was the last time anyone wanted to fark you?"
That also may be true, but it's one of those things best left un-said.

I think there's something wrong in the mind of someone who conciously makes the decision that they know what's best for people and feel the need to govern them....


BURN THE MAYOR ALIVE

He should be canned for wearing that ghetto gold chain, not talking about farking with his his staff.....

I'd say a former mayor has the freedom of speech just like anyone else.

UK? Oh...nevermind

colinspooky: "I would like to fark you". Sounds like a compliment. Surely better than, "Good God, when was the last time anyone wanted to fark you?"
That also may be true, but it's one of those things best left un-said.



I wanna be on you.

Is he a former mayor because of the comments? Or is he being suspended from some other job?


Gawds the UK is farked up.

Cue Quimby.
"That, um, could be any mayor!"

A sad and pathetic shadow of a society.

/boozing and feeling bad about it are the two sides of a different coin
/mistakes. never made any?

Cllr Matchet - who was wearing his ceremonial gold chains at the time - also talked about having orgasms and boasted about losing his virginity.

The 57-year-old...


Wow, late developer.

uh, i've been drinking

that's "the two sides of the SAME coin"

/sorry, sugar tits

I thought they meant Ralph Klein.

I guess it's more common than we thought.

Shatner's Bassoon: Cllr Matchet - who was wearing his ceremonial gold chains at the time - also talked about having orgasms and boasted about losing his virginity.

The 57-year-old...


Wow, late developer.

Unless he wasn't implying he just lost it recently...

"Was I wrong to say that"???

Suspended from what? Wasn't he already a former mayor?

"He twice said he'd like to f*** her and twice asked if she'd like to f*** him. The three of us had been talking about orgasms and he told us how old he was when he lost his virginity"

So, the ladies are discussing orgasms with him and they are SHOCKED that he told them when he lost his virginity.
Wonder if it was the woman that he didn't want to fark that complained...

Approves

It is the sort of comment I would have made as part of an argument about radical feminism.

"I would have said it argumentatively, not invitationally.

"I'd had several glasses of wine and was on medication because of my bad back, including paracetemol, Codeine, Ibuprofen and dodo tablets, an over the counter low level amphetamine."

This is the best defense I've ever heard. Miles ahead of the twinkie defense. I really don't understand why anyone would want to be a politician.

jdarby: "Was I wrong to say that"???

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because, I'll tell you, I've worked a lot of places, and nobody has said anything to me about it.

Cajonian: I thought this was America.

???

thegreensuit: Approves

Ralph sez... "No you MAY NOT have a new hospital! Unless you can beat me in a chugging contest!"

Gramma: "He twice said he'd like to f*** her and twice asked if she'd like to f*** him. The three of us had been talking about orgasms and he told us how old he was when he lost his virginity"

So, the ladies are discussing orgasms with him and they are SHOCKED that he told them when he lost his virginity.
Wonder if it was the woman that he didn't want to fark that complained...

Yeah...claim harassment after talking about orgasms...der. I'd say her complaint has no merit...but then again, I have common sense.

palelizard: Cajonian: I thought this was America.

???


That was this guy.

ihatedumbpeople: Unless he wasn't implying he just lost it recently...

Wow, I never thought of that. You should accompany me as I go about my daily routine and clear up the multitude of misunderstandings I find myself entangled in.

Cajonian: I thought this was America.



FTFY

I thought this was America!

/Flaming hot

ARGHGH Treygreen13 dammitsomuch

So an old man makes sexual remarks to people while he was drunk and they get into a hissy fit?


Wow.

cowsspinach: So an old man makes sexual remarks to people while he was drunk and they get into a hissy fit?


Wow.

I hope I run into you when I get older. Who am I kidding, I'm old now. Still, the thought I could act like a lush and blame it on my age has appeal.

cowsspinach: So an old man makes sexual remarks to people while he was drunk and they get into a hissy fit?


Wow.

In the UK no less, where sexual repression and functional alcoholism collide nationally; I'm surprised anyone's suprised.

Treygreen13: That was this guy.

Oh. Thanks.

NightOwl2255: cowsspinach: So an old man makes sexual remarks to people while he was drunk and they get into a hissy fit?


Wow.

I hope I run into you when I get older. Who am I kidding, I'm old now. Still, the thought I could act like a lush and blame it on my age has appeal.

This, except by the time I'm old, cowsspinach will have hit the wall.

relevant to his interests.

NightOwl2255:

I hope I run into you when I get older. Who am I kidding, I'm old now. Still, the thought I could act like a lush and blame it on my age has appeal.


If you do it in a playful harmless way my friends and I will laugh it off. Now, if you do it in a creepy manner then we will bolt asap.

Heck, last week I met one cougar at a bar telling me how her hubby(who is a powerful man where I live) wouldn't give her any so she has to resort to banging young boy toys.


/then she claimed I could be her daughter
//old folks who come off playful while they're drunk just make me laugh

NightOwl2255: cowsspinach: So an old man makes sexual remarks to people while he was drunk and they get into a hissy fit?


Wow.

I hope I run into you when I get older. Who am I kidding, I'm old now. Still, the thought I could act like a lush and blame it on my age has appeal.

i can't wait until i'm old enough to be considered 'that dirty old man'. 'middle-aged pervert' just isn't quite the same

kvinesknows: Is he a former mayor because of the comments? Or is he being suspended from some other job?


Gawds the UK is farked up.

In the states, the "victims" would have PTSD and suing for damages. To be fair, he did keep it in context and was complimentary; and hey, old dude can party! That's a serious load of intoxicants - well, not by fark standards, but still.

misanthropic1: In the UK no less, where sexual repression and functional alcoholism collide nationally; I'm surprised anyone's suprised.

Im a little shocked anyone got into a tiff given the location

cowsspinach: NightOwl2255:

I hope I run into you when I get older. Who am I kidding, I'm old now. Still, the thought I could act like a lush and blame it on my age has appeal.


If you do it in a playful harmless way my friends and I will laugh it off. Now, if you do it in a creepy manner then we will bolt asap.

Heck, last week I met one cougar at a bar telling me how her hubby(who is a powerful man where I live) wouldn't give her any so she has to resort to banging young boy toys.


/then she claimed I could be her daughter
//old folks who come off playful while they're drunk just make me laugh


how old was this cougar and what does she think young is?

\grabs jacket starts heading to Texas.

What the Hell? So they're having a conversation about orgasms and sex and these women get offended when he makes a sexual comment? For fark's sake!

"...and I make my O face and..."

"Nice. I'd like to see you make that face for real."

"PERVERT!"

Taking "dodo tablets" is an excuse for lewd behavior?

I want me some of them.

Bah! I'm still the Mayor and I say that to my constituents all the time.

I'm not a dirty old man!

I'm a "sexy senior citizen".

In other news, mild amphetamines are available over the counter in England, who knew?