Hey, if Florida ever started doing this for real, we would all support it.

He is charged with fleeing to elude law enforcement and driving with a suspended license.

As opposed to fleeing just for the heck of it. "Look! A policeman! Run away...run away!"

Diogenes: He is charged with fleeing to elude law enforcement and driving with a suspended license.

As opposed to fleeing just for the heck of it. "Look! A policeman! Run away...run away!"

Turning a probably fine into a felony. Sheesh are people stupid.

Oddly enough, it was the couple's license which drew the attention of the police in the first place.

Now, what if had been having sex with a man in the front seat?

Bad Boy, Bad Boy, watch'a gonna do?

To be fair, here is the car in question:



...I mean, come on!

proving once again that there's no such thing as free sex.

Simrak St? She musta had implants.

FeFiFoFark: proving once again that there's no such thing as free sex.

I'm married, and I get lots of free sex. I mean if you don't count the fact she doesn't work and has free access to our (see how a married man starts to refer to the money he makes as "our") money.

NightOwl2255: I'm married, and I get lots of free sex. I mean if you don't count the fact she doesn't work and has free access to our (see how a married man starts to refer to the money he makes as "our") money.

Funny, my sister does the same thing and I had no idea she was a man.

Du you have a Lisaunce to spenk thet minkey?

MonkeyAngst: NightOwl2255: I'm married, and I get lots of free sex. I mean if you don't count the fact she doesn't work and has free access to our (see how a married man starts to refer to the money he makes as "our") money.

Funny, my sister does the same thing and I had no idea she was a man.

You're married to your sister?

At least he was caught in North Port. South Port front-seat driving is very uncomfortable, and hard to pull out and flee from.

/Just sayin.

Needing a license to fark is how things work in Obama's America! You were warned, but did you listen? Noooo...


/RTFA
//What a tardo

won't somebody think of the children!

jn1512: MonkeyAngst: NightOwl2255: I'm married, and I get lots of free sex. I mean if you don't count the fact she doesn't work and has free access to our (see how a married man starts to refer to the money he makes as "our") money.

Funny, my sister does the same thing and I had no idea she was a man.

You're married to your sister?

It's okay, he lives in Arkansas.

playdate: won't somebody think of the children!


Is that a fake? I've seen it before and find it hard to believe.

Diogenes: He is charged with fleeing to elude law enforcement and driving with a suspended license.

As opposed to fleeing just for the heck of it. "Look! A policeman! Run away...run away!"

My cousin and I did that when we snuck out of the house in the middle of the night when we were kids. They chased us and we thought they were gonna shoot us. They called us dumb when they caught us. We said thank you.

Barnstormer: Simrak St? She musta had implants.

Is that like only getting fake relaxation in a forest?

playdate: won't somebody think of the children!


They're just making the kid a playmate.

FTA ...officers said they saw McNear switch places with the woman so she was in the driver's seat...

ROTFL

EggFool: Diogenes: He is charged with fleeing to elude law enforcement and driving with a suspended license.

As opposed to fleeing just for the heck of it. "Look! A policeman! Run away...run away!"

My cousin and I did that when we snuck out of the house in the middle of the night when we were kids. They chased us and we thought they were gonna shoot us. They called us dumb when they caught us. We said thank you.

You had sex with your cousin in a car?

portscanner: EggFool: Diogenes: He is charged with fleeing to elude law enforcement and driving with a suspended license.

As opposed to fleeing just for the heck of it. "Look! A policeman! Run away...run away!"

My cousin and I did that when we snuck out of the house in the middle of the night when we were kids. They chased us and we thought they were gonna shoot us. They called us dumb when they caught us. We said thank you.

You had sex with your cousin in a car?

Oh dear... No! We ran away from the police for no reason. I've got to learn to delete the irrelevant parts when I reply.