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(Reuters) Cool Pakistan's troops engage Taliban headquarters, seek vent with access to central reactor   (reuters.com) divider line 84
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Hoboclown 2009-11-06 09:45:32 AM  
Two air vents...on the roof! That's what the guy was talking ab-SHIAT

 
boxster 2009-11-06 09:46:32 AM  
That's impossible, even for a computer.

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 09:47:03 AM  
allllmost there

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 09:49:30 AM  
"Frog blast the vent core!"

/rather obscure!

 
JimmyFartpants 2009-11-06 09:50:38 AM  
boxster: That's impossible, even for a computer.

Womp rats, Beggars Canyon, back home, etc.

/it's not impossible.

 
wage0048 2009-11-06 09:50:38 AM  
boxster: That's impossible, even for a computer.

It's not impossible...

 
fireclown 2009-11-06 09:51:07 AM  
. . . stay on target . . .

/give 'em hell.

 
rikdanger [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 09:51:20 AM  
Can't they put a couple of sheets of plywood over it, or something?

cdnet.myxer.com

 
make me some tea [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 09:51:22 AM  
boxster: That's impossible, even for a computer.

It's not impossible. I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

 
The Dread Pirate Robertson 2009-11-06 09:53:36 AM  
But that would lead them back... home.

 
Fomby_Belcher 2009-11-06 09:53:59 AM  
Evacuate? In out moment of triumph? I think you overestimate their chances!

 
neilio42 2009-11-06 09:57:48 AM  
"as gunmen wounded an army brigadier and his driver"

They came.. from.. BEHIND!!

 
SapperInTexas 2009-11-06 10:06:24 AM  
The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

 
Rumpleforskin 2009-11-06 10:06:58 AM  
Man pakistan is rollin back ball on the taliban, somethin'.

 
Texian [recently expired TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:08:28 AM  
You came in that thing?

You're braver than I thought.

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 10:12:21 AM  
let's blow this thing and go home!

 
ahchoo 2009-11-06 10:12:30 AM  
The Dread Pirate Robertson: But that would lead them back... home.

i851.photobucket.com

Aunt Breu? Uncle Owen??

 
lectos 2009-11-06 10:16:30 AM  
We should fill a 747 full of explosives and fly into it.

 
fireclown 2009-11-06 10:18:02 AM  
lectos: We should fill a 747 full of explosives and fly into it.

I like the cut of your jib. I see you and raise you letting Rosie Odonnel remote pilot it into the compound.

 
Drizzit 2009-11-06 10:18:15 AM  
SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

 
Biv 2009-11-06 10:21:47 AM  
Drizzit: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


"I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!!"

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-11-06 10:24:11 AM  
fireclown: lectos: We should fill a 747 full of explosives and fly into it.

I like the cut of your jib. I see you and raise you letting Rosie Odonnel remote pilot it into the compound.


Why waste a perfectly good plane?

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:24:28 AM  
Biv: Drizzit: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

"I'll be careful."

"You'll be dead!!"


This little one's not worth the effort. Now come, let me get you something.

 
werem00se [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:28:08 AM  
The Geek is strong in this thread

/+1 to everyone!

 
darth_giggity 2009-11-06 10:29:51 AM  
SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

There's not much to see. I used to live here, you know.

 
BenJammin 2009-11-06 10:30:06 AM  
... of death camel

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 10:31:20 AM  
darth_giggity: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

There's not much to see. I used to live here, you know.


you're gonna die here, y'know? convenient.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-11-06 10:31:37 AM  
Look at the size at that thing!

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 10:32:13 AM  
Bith Set Me Up: Look at the size at that thing!

cut the chatter red 2!

 
portscanner 2009-11-06 10:32:38 AM  
These are not the terrorists you are looking for.

 
alabasterblack 2009-11-06 10:34:47 AM  
Taliban #1: Hey, did you hear something?
Taliban #2: Probably just another drill.

 
chopit 2009-11-06 10:34:49 AM  
farkin nerds

 
darth_giggity 2009-11-06 10:35:06 AM  
Remember:

The Taliban always ride in single-file to hide their numbers.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-11-06 10:35:25 AM  
Luke, at that speed, you think you'll pull out in time?

 
Swampthing in Korea 2009-11-06 10:35:48 AM  
aggravatedmonkey: Bith Set Me Up: Look at the size at that thing!

cut the chatter red 2!


img525.imageshack.us

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

 
portscanner 2009-11-06 10:36:03 AM  
Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost... you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me Chewie.

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 10:37:26 AM  
Bith Set Me Up: Luke, at that speed, you think you'll pull out in time?

It'll be just like Beggar's Canyon back home.

 
Biv 2009-11-06 10:38:23 AM  
aggravatedmonkey: darth_giggity: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

There's not much to see. I used to live here, you know.

you're gonna die here, y'know? convenient.


Just stick close to Chewie and Lando, I've taken care of everything.

 
WaylonSmithersDancers 2009-11-06 10:38:55 AM  
i3.photobucket.com
Nerds!!!

/Hot, the link is

 
aggravatedmonkey 2009-11-06 10:39:41 AM  
Biv: aggravatedmonkey: darth_giggity: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

There's not much to see. I used to live here, you know.

you're gonna die here, y'know? convenient.

Just stick close to Chewie and Lando, I've taken care of everything.


Oh... great!

 
darth_giggity 2009-11-06 10:41:09 AM  
Biv: aggravatedmonkey: darth_giggity: SapperInTexas: The South Waziristan wastes are not to be traveled lightly...or alone.

There's not much to see. I used to live here, you know.

you're gonna die here, y'know? convenient.

Just stick close to Chewie and Lando, I've taken care of everything.


Bin Laden, this is your last warning: Free us or be destroyed.

 
Bith Set Me Up 2009-11-06 10:42:43 AM  
I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:45:24 AM  
What a wonderful smell you've discovered!.

 
SnakeLee [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:46:02 AM  
This is such a great, interesting story and you damn nerds choked out any possibility for a discussion on it. This is why we can't have nice things.

 
bushbot111 2009-11-06 10:47:04 AM  
It has to be hard to pretend to be against the Taliban. You have to get everyone in the Taliban on board so they dont kill you, but you have to be sneaky enough not to tip off the americans that in reality nothing would make you happier than the Taliban setting off a nuke in the states.

 
ronaprhys 2009-11-06 10:48:23 AM  
SnakeLee: This is such a great, interesting story and you damn nerds choked out any possibility for a discussion on it. This is why we can't have nice things.

You sound fat.

 
Biv 2009-11-06 10:48:46 AM  
Bith Set Me Up: I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins.

Poor, fat Porkins. If he would have had his compensator dialed up to .05 gravity he would have known he couldn't pull out.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:49:57 AM  
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Pakistani forces. It was *I* who allowed the Pakistanis to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2009-11-06 10:50:39 AM  
ronaprhys: SnakeLee: This is such a great, interesting story and you damn nerds choked out any possibility for a discussion on it. This is why we can't have nice things.

You sound fat.


Maybe he's a Trekkie.

 
Biv 2009-11-06 10:52:12 AM  
CygnusDarius: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends, up there on the sanctuary moon, are walking into a trap, as is your Pakistani forces. It was *I* who allowed the Pakistanis to know the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Good...good.

 
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