He should have known he was in trouble when he got in a tight squeeze.

Easy, make him the wife for ten men in prison.

This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

Having 10? Maybe they should sentence him to get married again.

Seriously though, you have to respect the mojo of a guy who can be married and banging 9 chicks at once and still not have the house burn down or his tires slashed. I'm sure it's all done through fear of the Jesus being held over their head, though.

How about having 9 wives you have to drive to soccer practice?

9 wives who hog the remote should be punishment enough....

Nine wives, nine times to die.
I've been bitten once, but I won't be twice shy.

9 wives on the rag?

/hell, Row 1, Seat 1

As wacky as these sects are, I don't see how the argument for multi-marriage is any different than the argument for gay marriage.

Rip his balls off and surgically reattach them...9 times?

Having 9 wives is like having your own golf course.

When does Texas get its own tag???

Remember there wouldn't have been a Texas had there been a back door to the Alamo

in before gay marriage derailing attempts....

BunkoSquad: This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

iollow: As wacky as these sects are, I don't see how the argument for multi-marriage is any different than the argument for gay marriage.



o wait...

Kome: Having 9 wives is like having your own golf course.

But after 9 are you really up for another round?

iollow: As wacky as these sects are, I don't see how the argument for multi-marriage is any different than the argument for gay marriage.

Marriage between two invididuals can clearly define legal rights while marriage between many is confusing and threadjacking.

BunkoSquad: This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

I don't think he should have been convicted, and I also don't think he should have been charged with bigamy. The girl was "of age" in some states, which means this conviction is based on an arbitrary standard that doesn't apply equally across the nation.

And who farking cares if you marry more than one person?

Philip J. Fry: Marriage between two invididuals can clearly define legal rights while marriage between many is confusing and threadjacking.

You can clearly define rights within a polygamous marriage. Haters are just bigoted.

iollow: As wacky as these sects are, I don't see how the argument for multi-marriage is any different than the argument for gay marriage.

The problem with polygamy-for-Jesus (as opposed to polygamy-because-you're-an-idiot) is that it usually involves sexual coercion, often against minors.

He should have become a priest.

belowner: BunkoSquad: This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

I don't think he should have been convicted, and I also don't think he should have been charged with bigamy. The girl was "of age" in some states, which means this conviction is based on an arbitrary standard that doesn't apply equally across the nation.

And who farking cares if you marry more than one person?

Bet you a nickel the marriage was also arranged without the girls consent, making it a case of rape rape instead of joke (statutory) rape.

belowner: You can clearly define rights within a polygamous marriage.

And yet no one's even attempted to do so.

Haters are just bigoted.

Interestingly, most, if not all, of the people who are pro-gay marriage neither hate nor are even intolerant of polygamy. Instead, we just say that you have to figure out the rights first, because the several centuries of common law building up default provisions in two-person marriages wouldn't be applicable to polygamy, so you're starting from scratch. But nice try, jackoff.

Toro the Bull: When does Texas get its own tag???

Remember there wouldn't have been a Texas had there been a back door to the Alamo

I imagine that if Perry gets reelected it won't be long after that. He would probably do something so monumentally stupid that we would be forced to have our own tag. Something like executing an innocent man and then screwing up the coverup. But we still wouldn't be as crazy as Florida. California should have its own tag too.

I don't get the second part of your comment. Why would Texas not exist if there was a back door to the Alamo?

Oh, and Subby, they're not a "polygamist sect". They don't believe in Polygamon. They're a Mormon sect that practices polygamy.

belowner: BunkoSquad: This is what happens when you allow gay marriage.

I don't think he should have been convicted, and I also don't think he should have been charged with bigamy. The girl was "of age" in some states, which means this conviction is based on an arbitrary standard that doesn't apply equally across the nation.

And who farking cares if you marry more than one person?

The same people who say that gays being allowed to marry somehow destroys the sanctity of marriage. At least I should think they would be upset about it.

i have to throw my hat into the "i have no problem with multi-way marriage" arena. so long as nobody is being brainwashed.

see, it's the brainwashing i have a problem with.


/PS: Open relationships are FTW