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Could you survive a nuclear attack by uploading your city to the net?



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ElPresidente
2009-11-06 06:36:02 AM


No.

 
doglover
2009-11-06 06:37:12 AM


No, but stayin' outta wheeled vehicles is a good first step.

 
Occam's Chainsaw
2009-11-06 07:17:11 AM


That was some good ol' fashioned nerdwank.

 
7of7
2009-11-06 08:11:30 AM


I dunno Major.

 
DjangoStonereaver
2009-11-06 10:41:28 AM


Note to self: H+ Magazine is a bunch of Gen Y douchebags who think that
writing in a faux-hipster style and bandying about terms like 'post human'
makes them intelligent commentators.

 
Antimatter
2009-11-06 10:51:14 AM


7of7: I dunno Major.

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Weaver95
2009-11-06 10:51:56 AM


www.coverbrowser.com

 
vaderstg
2009-11-06 10:52:51 AM


FTA: "pax Al-Qaeda" ... really? This has got to be the stupidest expression ever invented and the whole rest of the article is garbage because the person tried to pass this phrase off.

Holy fark.

 
BunkoSquad
2009-11-06 10:52:58 AM


The only way to win is not to play

 
Martian_Astronomer
2009-11-06 10:58:17 AM


That's great. Have a prototype on my desk in 2 weeks.

 
Fano
2009-11-06 10:59:28 AM


Prolly not.

 
Omis
2009-11-06 11:00:25 AM


Just jump in the fridge

 
zarberg
2009-11-06 11:02:08 AM


Omis: Just jump in the fridge

Just when my childhood's butt had stopped being sore, you had to go and say that.

 
swahnhennessy
2009-11-06 11:07:24 AM


All I got from that is some blog is hoping to become a Foundation and get grant money.

 
pag1107
2009-11-06 11:11:16 AM


My oh my is there anything that social media can't do? Guess we'll have to call this Society 2.0 and start paying "evangelists" to blog about it.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2009-11-06 11:15:41 AM


DjangoStonereaver: Note to self: H+ Magazine is a bunch of Gen Y douchebags who think that
writing in a faux-hipster style and bandying about terms like 'post human'
makes them intelligent commentators.


Hmmm, lesseeee:

"A city destroyed by a nuclear weapon or made unlivable by a "dirty bomb" will reinstantiate moments later by way of Corps of Engineers/FEMA fablabs."

C'mon! We all know what fablabs are!

 
Rapmaster2000
2009-11-06 11:17:27 AM


I'm more concerned about robots or zombies. Or the Zombie Robots powered by Windows ME.

 
apostrophes
2009-11-06 11:18:23 AM


Are you kidding me? From an avid drug user and somewhat crazy individual, it's still blatantly clear this guy really needs to put the bong down.

 
syberpud
2009-11-06 11:21:20 AM


Lt. Cheese Weasel:
Hmmm, lesseeee:

"A city destroyed by a nuclear weapon or made unlivable by a "dirty bomb" will reinstantiate moments later by way of Corps of Engineers/FEMA fablabs."

C'mon! We all know what fablabs are!


Where the latest breakthroughs in gay technology are made?

HomoTech: Bringing the latest breakthroughs, from the fablab to you!

 
zarberg
2009-11-06 11:30:54 AM


syberpud: Where the latest breakthroughs in gay technology are made?

HomoTech: Bringing the latest breakthroughs, from the fablab to you!


Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2009-11-06 11:34:51 AM


syberpud: Lt. Cheese Weasel:
Hmmm, lesseeee:

"A city destroyed by a nuclear weapon or made unlivable by a "dirty bomb" will reinstantiate moments later by way of Corps of Engineers/FEMA fablabs."

C'mon! We all know what fablabs are!

Where the latest breakthroughs in gay technology are made?

HomoTech: Bringing the latest breakthroughs, from the fablab to you!


img25.imageshack.us

Setting course for Fabulous.

 
evilmrsock
2009-11-06 11:35:24 AM


We're all alive
It's because we're alive that we're singing
We're all alive
It's because we're alive that we're sad

When I try to look at the sun through my palms
My blood flows, bright red

Even the worms, even the crickets
Even the water striders
We're all, all alive
We're all friends

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mongbiohazard
2009-11-06 11:35:48 AM


That was an article clearly written by someone who isn't nearly as intelligent as they think they are. They know how to spell a lot of those words, but obviously don't understand what they actually mean.

 
AmazingRuss
2009-11-06 11:47:08 AM


mongbiohazard: That was an article clearly written by someone who isn't nearly as intelligent as they think they are. They know how to spell a lot of those words, but obviously don't understand what they actually mean.

A thesaurus in the hands of a moron is a terrifying thing.

 
mrexcess
2009-11-06 11:55:28 AM


This reads like parody.

A city destroyed by a nuclear weapon or made unlivable by a "dirty bomb" will reinstantiate moments later by way of Corps of Engineers/FEMA fablabs.

When it's possible to bring to bear all the power necessary to reconstruct an entire city within moments it seems safe to assume that nuclear weapons will fall somewhere close to the position currently occupied by atlatls on the dangerousness scale.

 
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