FARK.com: (PDA version) (4751874) Thinking of not smiling? This spike-equipped hat won't allow it

The Icelander
2009-11-06 08:20:58 AM

Prior art:

www.pastdeadline.com

TheBitterest
2009-11-06 08:25:47 AM

What you get for the gimp who has everything.

IrateShadow
2009-11-06 09:09:19 AM

What a stupid idea. This would be infinitely cooler if it used shocks instead of a metal poker.

ptelg
2009-11-06 09:27:49 AM

Will be confiscated by the Federal Government within weeks.

OldRod
2009-11-06 09:31:10 AM

She could make me smile in a number of ways that don't involve hats

chickstan
2009-11-06 09:32:41 AM

The Icelander: Prior art:

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

GameSprocket
2009-11-06 09:36:40 AM

I would jab something into her until she smiles.

portscanner
2009-11-06 09:38:50 AM

ptelg: Will be ~~confiscated~~ required by the Federal Government within weeks.

FTFY

dreadprophet
2009-11-06 09:42:04 AM

OldRod: She could make me smile in a number of ways that don't involve hats

GameSprocket: I would jab something into her until she smiles.

Agreed.

This is a moronic idea, though.

MooHeiferGhandi
2009-11-06 09:43:52 AM

Happiness hat = abject joy.

I'll buy a dozen.

Sobrrr
2009-11-06 09:58:24 AM

Vibrating underwear would work better...

jonny_q
2009-11-06 10:02:40 AM

Wanna know how I got these scars?

Podna
2009-11-06 10:03:34 AM

The Icelander: Prior art:

i6.photobucket.com

CravenMorehead
2009-11-06 10:09:49 AM

Is the hat free when you buy a pair of cruel shoes?

AubergineDream
2009-11-06 10:12:46 AM

Happyness is mandatory citizen.

halmot
2009-11-06 10:15:47 AM

It's good that you made that... awful thing.

The Dreaded Rear Admiral
2009-11-06 10:18:25 AM

I agree with prior "I would like to penis this chick" statements.

matt_in_stl
2009-11-06 10:20:15 AM

I could see Convergys forcing all their employees to wear this hat.

nicksteel
2009-11-06 10:22:56 AM

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and biatch-slap that mother..

whoviantrekkie
2009-11-06 10:24:26 AM

only a matter of time before it shows up in call centers. because "if you smile the customer can hear that come through!"

douchebag/hater
2009-11-06 10:26:49 AM

She can leave her hat on...

Smallpoxer
2009-11-06 10:27:49 AM

The computer wants you happy
The computer is your friend
you want to be happy for your friends
Not being happy, is being terminated...

Paranoia is comming..

Bacontastesgood
2009-11-06 10:29:02 AM

They should invert the logic for the S&M market.

OtherLittleGuy
2009-11-06 10:33:24 AM

She makes me smile, but it's not the hat....

/time to put on my own happiness hat
//fap

t3knomanser
2009-11-06 10:34:51 AM

Smallpoxer: The computer wants you happy
The computer is your friend

Is that sarcasm I detect in your voice, Citizen? Friend computer doesn't like sarcasm. Only mutants and members of secret societies use sarcasm.

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