Prior art:

What you get for the gimp who has everything.

What a stupid idea. This would be infinitely cooler if it used shocks instead of a metal poker.

Will be confiscated by the Federal Government within weeks.

She could make me smile in a number of ways that don't involve hats

The Icelander: Prior art:

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

I would jab something into her until she smiles.

ptelg: Will be confiscated required by the Federal Government within weeks.

FTFY

OldRod: She could make me smile in a number of ways that don't involve hats

GameSprocket: I would jab something into her until she smiles.

Agreed.

This is a moronic idea, though.

Happiness hat = abject joy.

I'll buy a dozen.

Vibrating underwear would work better...

Wanna know how I got these scars?

The Icelander: Prior art:

Is the hat free when you buy a pair of cruel shoes?

Happyness is mandatory citizen.

It's good that you made that... awful thing.

I agree with prior "I would like to penis this chick" statements.

I could see Convergys forcing all their employees to wear this hat.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and biatch-slap that mother..

only a matter of time before it shows up in call centers. because "if you smile the customer can hear that come through!"

She can leave her hat on...

The computer wants you happy
The computer is your friend
you want to be happy for your friends
Not being happy, is being terminated...

Paranoia is comming..

They should invert the logic for the S&M market.

She makes me smile, but it's not the hat....

/time to put on my own happiness hat
//fap

Smallpoxer: The computer wants you happy
The computer is your friend

Is that sarcasm I detect in your voice, Citizen? Friend computer doesn't like sarcasm. Only mutants and members of secret societies use sarcasm.

I think this needs to be adapted so everyone using the internet has one. Whenever they say something someone else deems stupid, anyone can click a button and cause this spike to jab into their head.
It would solve a lot of problems and you know it.

/would get jabbed a lot
//would jab others more
///wonder if someone would enjoy it
////don't feed the S&M trolls

Vonnegut's ahead of the curve.

http://instruct.westvalley.edu/lafave/hb.html

t3knomanser: Smallpoxer: The computer wants you happy
The computer is your friend

Is that sarcasm I detect in your voice, Citizen? Friend computer doesn't like sarcasm. Only mutants and members of secret societies use sarcasm.

Friend Computer! My happiness levels have exceeded my happiness index to the point where my smile has inverted, thus indicating extreme happiness! I love the Computer!

Unimpressed:



/it's a good hotlink

Approves.

/obscure? Probably not here...

My hat is a beard, your opinion is irrelevant.

chickstan: The Icelander: Prior art:

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

I'll teach you to be happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs!

Wonder if she sells it with a copy of


/hot links
//not as hot as the hottie hat maker

Came to see the pic of Homer Simpson with hooks in his mouth at his Re-Neducation.

Leaving disappointed.

/"What the hell are you smiling at?"

halmot: It's good that you made that... awful thing.

OK, everybody, let's see some biiig smiles! Just relax and let the hooks do their work.

In beforeafter several Farkers already, I see.

She's pure evil.

Gordon Bennett: In beforeafter several Farkers already, I see.

Wow! Are those Paranoia™ t-shirts?

/Am I authorized to know?

why so serious?

what's next? Spring Surprise?

Miss McCarthy, who is studying at the University of California

lol wut?

/I bet The Sun loves being located in the fine country of Europe

Heidely-ho, slaverinos!

Do not taunt Happy Fun Hat.

Can't find hooks picture.

Aaah-diddly-oddly-pripptity-prove!

/coudln't find a non-frowny tree-house of horror one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esyUrIT0mpo

Nobody posted this? I'm SHOCKED.

GameSprocket: Gordon Bennett: In beforeafter several Farkers already, I see.

Wow! Are those Paranoia™ t-shirts?

/Am I authorized to know?

What's your security clearance, Citizen?

fap fap

Gordon Bennett: GameSprocket: Gordon Bennett: In beforeafter several Farkers already, I see.

Wow! Are those Paranoia™ t-shirts?

/Am I authorized to know?

What's your security clearance, Citizen?

I am not authorized to know that!

/Gotta love a game where the players are not authorized to know the full set of rules.

I really, really despise people who remind me to smile. Almost as bad as people who are convinced that I don't have enough light to read.