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Tired of trees, toast, etc., Jesus decides to start appearing on man's pickup truck



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DslainteC
2009-11-06 09:19:04 AM


That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

 
FuLinHyu
2009-11-06 09:23:23 AM


Throw in a gun rack and a dog in the back and you got a #1 country hit.

 
The Icelander
2009-11-06 09:55:44 AM


This is fairly easy to do. I use the glass on the exterior door in my office as a whiteboard. One cold night after I took a shower it fogged up and I could read what I had written the previous day, even though I had erased it. The dry erase marker had left a small hydrophobic film on the window where the water couldn't condense.

 
WTF Indeed
2009-11-06 10:10:54 AM


Psalm 34:34 And lo, his crew cab built for 2 was able to fit 40.

 
JimmySlicings
2009-11-06 10:13:13 AM


wheredagoldat.com


I wanna know where da gold at!

 
Dr. Flavenglaven
2009-11-06 10:15:05 AM


Jesus built his hot rod too!

 
DavyBoySmith
2009-11-06 10:16:05 AM


The Miracle of Rain-X!

Praise the Pep Boys!

 
wpmulligan
2009-11-06 10:16:11 AM


What Would Jesus Drive?

 
1lastcall
2009-11-06 10:16:14 AM


DslainteC: That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

And ....... we're done here, people.

 
EighthundredmillionthFarker
2009-11-06 10:17:02 AM


I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car truck

 
Megain
2009-11-06 10:18:02 AM


ftfa:

Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickup
see? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

 
akya
2009-11-06 10:18:57 AM


que ad campaign:
"Jesus drives an Isuzu" in 3 2 1 ...

 
T-Luv
2009-11-06 10:19:04 AM


The Icelander: This is fairly easy to do. I use the glass on the exterior door in my office as a whiteboard. One cold night after I took a shower it fogged up and I could read what I had written the previous day, even though I had erased it. The dry erase marker Jesus had left a small hydrophobic film on the window where the water couldn't condense.

FTFY

 
T-Luv
2009-11-06 10:19:52 AM


Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

That's not Jesus, it's Rob Zombie

 
FlameDuck
2009-11-06 10:20:55 AM


Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

Somebody should have told Jesus to cut his hair and get a Job.

 
JDerek
2009-11-06 10:21:30 AM


T-Luv: Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

That's not Jesus, it's Rob Zombie


Heh. I was gonna say Ted Nugent.

 
fappomatic
2009-11-06 10:23:10 AM


So Jesus finally got that job as a migrant worker?

 
Scutter
2009-11-06 10:24:21 AM


That's not Jesus, it's Edgar Winter.

i38.tinypic.com
i33.tinypic.com

 
fappomatic
2009-11-06 10:26:23 AM


FXBRD at 451 clicks? Is it me or do they host from their Comcast account?

 
maqtastic
2009-11-06 10:33:15 AM


For some reason, the image of a pigface appears on my car in the passenger side window condensation.

I'm sure it's unrelated to the fact that my friend's nickname is "Pigman" and he signs accordingly.

ALL HAIL THE PIGMAN!

 
Drizzit
2009-11-06 10:34:08 AM


Remember kids: Jesus is a weapon if you drive a big truck

/obscure?

 
jake3988
2009-11-06 10:34:53 AM


Well, if you wanna know why it keeps appearing... push your finger on your dewy bathroom window after a shower and make a picture.

It'll look that way permanently everytime it dews up until you clean it.

 
Soumac
2009-11-06 10:35:02 AM


2.bp.blogspot.com

That's not Jesus, it's Bob Seger

 
MDGeist
2009-11-06 10:35:15 AM


Yea that doesn't look fake at all, no not at all...

 
CravenMorehead
2009-11-06 10:38:29 AM


Cool, a real miracle. I'm sure there's no way something like that could be faked. All hail Jesus!

He works in such mysterious ways, doesn't he?

 
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