That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

Throw in a gun rack and a dog in the back and you got a #1 country hit.

This is fairly easy to do. I use the glass on the exterior door in my office as a whiteboard. One cold night after I took a shower it fogged up and I could read what I had written the previous day, even though I had erased it. The dry erase marker had left a small hydrophobic film on the window where the water couldn't condense.

Psalm 34:34 And lo, his crew cab built for 2 was able to fit 40.

I wanna know where da gold at!

Jesus built his hot rod too!

The Miracle of Rain-X!

Praise the Pep Boys!

What Would Jesus Drive?

DslainteC: That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

And ....... we're done here, people.

I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car truck

ftfa:

Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickup

see? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

que ad campaign:
"Jesus drives an Isuzu" in 3 2 1 ...

The Icelander: This is fairly easy to do. I use the glass on the exterior door in my office as a whiteboard. One cold night after I took a shower it fogged up and I could read what I had written the previous day, even though I had erased it. The dry erase marker Jesus had left a small hydrophobic film on the window where the water couldn't condense.

FTFY

Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

That's not Jesus, it's Rob Zombie

Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

Somebody should have told Jesus to cut his hair and get a Job.

T-Luv: Megain: ftfa:Stevens says he's not particularly religious and is clueless about why an image resembling Jesus Christ keeps appearing on his pickupsee? even people who aren't religious recognize that is exactly what jesus looked like

That's not Jesus, it's Rob Zombie

Heh. I was gonna say Ted Nugent.

So Jesus finally got that job as a migrant worker?

That's not Jesus, it's Edgar Winter.

FXBRD at 451 clicks? Is it me or do they host from their Comcast account?

For some reason, the image of a pigface appears on my car in the passenger side window condensation.

I'm sure it's unrelated to the fact that my friend's nickname is "Pigman" and he signs accordingly.

ALL HAIL THE PIGMAN!

Remember kids: Jesus is a weapon if you drive a big truck

/obscure?

Well, if you wanna know why it keeps appearing... push your finger on your dewy bathroom window after a shower and make a picture.

It'll look that way permanently everytime it dews up until you clean it.

That's not Jesus, it's Bob Seger

Yea that doesn't look fake at all, no not at all...

Cool, a real miracle. I'm sure there's no way something like that could be faked. All hail Jesus!

He works in such mysterious ways, doesn't he?

EighthundredmillionthFarker

I don't care if I'm broke or starvin'
As long as I've got a fish named Darwin
Glued to the trunk lid of my car
God, I'm feeling so evolved
Drivin' with my problems solved
Proclaiming what I think of what we are

And lo, Jesus did continue His search for items on which to appear that might not be as easily sold on eBay.

Any chance we can trade Tennessee in for a nice inland lake?

Soumac: That's not Jesus, it's Bob Seger

Tennessee.... more likely it's one of the Oakridge Boys.

So if I draw an image of Mary in the dirt on the back of my car, and it's still there the next day, should I call the press?

DslainteC: That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

Nice

You sure it's not Ringo Starr???

EighthundredmillionthFarker: I don't care if it rains or freezes
'Long as I got my plastic Jesus
Riding on the dashboard of my car truck

Came for this

Remains skeptical:

DslainteC: That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

I Lol'd

When the back window of my car gets all dewy, the words "WASH ME" appear in giant letters. Spooky.

1. Make a stencil of Jesus
2. Apply Rain-X through said stencil to pickup window
3. PROPHET!

HomoHabilis: When the back window of my car gets all dewy, the words "WASH ME" appear in giant letters. Spooky.


Mine says "You wish your girlfriend was this dirty"

T-Luv: The Icelander: This is fairly easy to do. I use the glass on the exterior door in my office basement as a whiteboard. One cold night after I took a shower it fogged up and I could read what I had written the previous day, even though I had erased it. The dry erase marker Jesus had left a small hydrophobic film on the window where the water couldn't condense.

FTFY

FTFYToo

That ain't no middle eastern jew, it's just a biker trash picture.

DslainteC: That guy better watch out or one morning he'll find his window stolen. Doesn't he know that Jesus came to take away his pane?

Candidate for Boobies of the year.

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akya: que ad campaign:
"Jesus drives an Isuzu" in 3 2 1 ...

LOLWUT?

The word you want is cue

The word you were trying to spell is queue


/grammar nazi

/does not approve

The article has is right -- he's clueless. Jesus, by the way, must have looked like a Jewish carpenter.

Wholly crap.

FuLinHyu: Throw in a gun rack and a dog in the back and you got a #1 country hit.

And a train and his mother...

Why does Teh Jeebus hate American trucks?

Hmmm... easily done by pranksters by using some kind of low-result etching liquid to create disruptions on the surface of the glass.

Time to break these out. This:



and this: