Area man "thrilled" to hear that The Onion is coming to Comedy Central, prays for evasive Fark "greenlight" to help spread the word , herpes

FTFY

That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

That movie they made may as well be about dead babies.

Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

You've clearly never seen the Yankee's summer stadium video.

Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

That movie they made may as well be about dead babies.

Disagrees (^)

Also, this (^) is a personal favorite.

Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

That movie they made may as well be about dead babies.

Yeah, no. ^{(^)}

And lo, your prayers are answered.

They're "greenlights" because they're not technically "green."

They're technically mauvelights!!!1

LOL!!! LETS GREEN STUPID SHIAT!!1!

Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

doglover: LOL!!! LETS GREEN STUPID SHIAT!!1!

Surprised by all the Onion hate. I've always found the site to be solid. That article about the tenth circle of Hell being expanded still makes me snort vodka out my nose....

adult swim had a bump the other day about losing out on a show to Comedy Central. This must have been the one.

The Onion videos are funny, but the Onion text stories are lame more often than not.

IAmNotRickMoranis: Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

doglover: LOL!!! LETS GREEN STUPID SHIAT!!1!

Surprised by all the Onion hate. I've always found the site to be solid. That article about the tenth circle of Hell being expanded still makes me snort vodka out my nose....

It's the onion. It's the opposite of fark. Fark is funny real news, the onion is unfunny fake news.

doglover: IAmNotRickMoranis: Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

doglover: LOL!!! LETS GREEN STUPID SHIAT!!1!

Surprised by all the Onion hate. I've always found the site to be solid. That article about the tenth circle of Hell being expanded still makes me snort vodka out my nose....

It's the onion. It's the opposite of fark. Fark is funny real news, the onion is unfunny fake news.

With the exception that the onion is funny. They have some great pieces up on their main page as of right now. They are also the best satire site the internet has ever offered.

I think the word subby was going for was elusive, not evasive.

Outshined_One: Asa Phelps: That'd be great if the Onion videos weren't profoundly, painfully, hauntingly un-funny.

That movie they made may as well be about dead babies.

Disagrees (^)

Also, this (^) is a personal favorite.

The video movies on the website are usually pretty funny, but the full-length feature film was unwatchably bad.

I find mostly idiots don't like the Onion.

Where's the Sponsored Link tag when you need it?

I was happy until I read this FTFA:

The Onion is teaming with Comedy Central to produce a half-hour scripted comedy pilot based on the Onion Sports Network website.

The sports videos are the only ones from ONN I typically don't laugh at. Bleh.

First I was really happy, then I realized it's only going to be about sports

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I spent Halloween night waiting for kids while watching Onion videos. Awesome. Funny and well done.

qualopec: The Onion videos are funny, but the Onion text stories are lame more often than not.

The print version of being bought by the Chinese was awesome.

The Simpsons hasn't been funny since season eight.

qualopec: The Onion videos are funny, but the Onion text stories are lame more often than not.

you can't win all the time...

I remember this. It was pretty funny WHEN IT WAS CALLED THE DAILY SHOW.