FTFA: "The taxi driver received a chipped tooth in the attack."

That's a lousy tip.

What...

... does...

... a...

... high...

... heel...

... attack...

... mean?

How many times do you have to point out what they "allegedly" did?

Once should cover it.

I think someone should just take this city and just... just flush it down the farkin' toilet.

Ehh, just another guy trying to get out of the war. That dodge never works. He's just going to have to row himself to Sweden.

I currently drive a cab in Tempe/Scottsdale, AZ. I have many "cool story, bro" stories, a few of which are Gorgor-worthy.

Let's just say that I have a Glade Air Wick (R) in my cab on a timer, and purchase Glade Fabreze (R) in the BIG bottle just in case.

Let's just say that this story doesn't faze me in the least.

The cabbie was an idiot. If folks want to get it on in the cab the meter will be on and we will be driving, preferably on the freeway.

/No, I will not "lend a hand" (yes, I have been asked)
//Yes, there is a significant charge if I have to clean up any bodily fluids or vomit.
///Yes, I inform my frisky or sickly looking passengers this ahead of time.

The Febreze brand is Copyright Proctor and Gamble, not Glade.

My bad.

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JoGold: I currently drive a cab in Tempe/Scottsdale, AZ. I have many "cool story, bro" stories, a few of which are Gorgor-worthy.

Let's just say that I have a Glade Air Wick (R) in my cab on a timer, and purchase Glade Fabreze (R) in the BIG bottle just in case.

Let's just say that this story doesn't faze me in the least.

The cabbie was an idiot. If folks want to get it on in the cab the meter will be on and we will be driving, preferably on the freeway.

/No, I will not "lend a hand" (yes, I have been asked)
//Yes, there is a significant charge if I have to clean up any bodily fluids or vomit.
///Yes, I inform my frisky or sickly looking passengers this ahead of time.

I drove a few years for extra cash. Friday and Saturday in a cab is far more interesting than being in a bar. But yeah, the driver was an idiot. Let'em have at it and just drive.

so would you say that this cab was rare?

/or just hot?

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Approves

FTW.

/Q:Why did the cabbie get beat up instead of joinging in?
//A:no balls

Police allege the couple then told the driver to get in the passenger seat before driving

Ewww, gross.

WTF? WHat's going to be next? Kick out the the pastor and church members out of the church to have sex?