I'm tempted to steal his idea, and water down the market. Dumbass shouldn't have talked.

davidphogan: I'm tempted to steal his idea, and water down the market. Dumbass shouldn't have talked.

Forget shirts with logos.

PONCHOS.

The future's in ponchos.

Clint Eastwood knew it to be true; he just never bothered to drag out the idea to its logical conclusion.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: davidphogan: I'm tempted to steal his idea, and water down the market. Dumbass shouldn't have talked.

Forget shirts with logos.

PONCHOS.

The future's in ponchos.

Clint Eastwood knew it to be true; he just never bothered to drag out the idea to its logical conclusion.

Bah, you try marketiong your poncho ad service.

Meanwhile I'll walking around with a full body PFIZER tattoo, wearing a speedo. That's where the real money's at!

Farkers steal idea en masse, perplexing run on tee shirt domains and ponchos imminent.

I would get a tattoo of any corporation on my ass, chest, back, side, leg, anywhere except neck and face.

Start the bidding at $15,000

I got a better idea, pay hot girls with big asses and sharp knees to wear jeans with the logo on them. I get 50% of the profit.

Pimpin IS easy.

LavenderWolf: I would get a tattoo of any corporation on my ass, chest, back, side, leg, anywhere except neck and face.

Start the bidding at $15,000

You just have to find a company whose key demographic is that 1 person who sees you naked a lot.

I thought he just had to wear the shirts. No, he has to do social marketing stuff, like make youtube ads and promote crap on facebook.

You know dude has no friends left.

I will write with your company logo pen. I probably already have it in this desk drawer.

I have a better marketing scheme: go to public places and shout the name of the product at the top of your lungs, then leave for the next place.

"Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy..."
"HOOTERS! IF YOU LOVE TITS GO TO HOOTERS!"

"And one and two and push those legs..."
"HERSHEYS! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT YOU FAT farkS!"

"My name is Bob, and I'm an alco...
"HAPPY HOUR AT JOES! STOP FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF AND START FEELING HAPPY!"

ehh you get the point

"Brought to you by Carl's Junior."

Years ago I joked that one day we'd have midgets that would run up to you shouting advertising slogans when you're getting your newspaper in the morning. I don't think I was too far off.

I'd "do it" for In N Out.

My negro.

*Already making money doing the same thing*

There is some woman with royalpalace.com stamped on her forehead.

http://www.narod.tv/?vid=67457

I'd post a picture from Idiocracy, but that would be too obligatory. I choose to rebel.

Only just slightly better than the Lincoln "Theatre Sucks" T-shirt

/couldn't find a pic of one :(

thisDude: LavenderWolf: I would get a tattoo of any corporation on my ass, chest, back, side, leg, anywhere except neck and face.

Start the bidding at $15,000

You just have to find a company whose key demographic is that 1 person who sees you naked a lot.

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Ah, then it would be any show manufacturer for me.

/I love the woman, but what is it with her and shoes?

just2quixotic: thisDude: LavenderWolf: I would get a tattoo of any corporation on my ass, chest, back, side, leg, anywhere except neck and face.

Start the bidding at $15,000

You just have to find a company whose key demographic is that 1 person who sees you naked a lot.

________________

Ah, then it would be any show shoe manufacturer for me.

/I love the woman, but what is it with her and shoes?
//FTFM

I'd hire him to wear a herpes product shirt, or a NAMBLA shirt just for the fun of it.

These businesses only work because businesses know there's a chance of this being a news item which then gets their name into the news. The value of being on 1 man's t-shirt is about nil.

It's like those "million pixel sites". It also means that you can't copy his idea because it's a one-off fad that people get bored with.

If he's smart, he'll sell it to some mug very quickly and find something else to do.

Not impressed:

90% of marketing is selling your marketing service to the clients, not selling the clients' services or products to the consumer.

This guy is good at marketing. The people you have to BS are the ones paying you, not the people who might actually see your shirt, Facebook page, whatever.

But I only like playing with my paddle mama!

the oob: "And one and two and push those legs..."
"HERSHEYS! YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT YOU FAT farkS!"



Marjorie Dawes: What advice can we give to Christopher to help him lose weight? Paul!
Paul: Eat healthily?
Marjorie Dawes: Oh that's rich coming from you. Pat!
Pat: Don't eat too much chocolate!
Marjorie Dawes: What do you mean, don't eat too much chocolate, all the other kids hate him, chocolates the only friend he's got. And last but not least, Meera!
Meera: Exercise?
Marjorie Dawes: What? Sorry?
Meera: Exercise.
Marjorie Dawes: Say it again?
Meera: Oh, forget it.
Marjorie Dawes: Can't understand her, can you? Anyway, I think the most important thing you can do, is get a bit of exercise! Yeah?