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Hang On Voltaire:I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people. //love my 12 steps.
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people. //love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility //amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls ////biggest slashies ever
BEER_ME_in_CT:Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people. //love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility //amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls ////biggest slashies ever
yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.
MattyFridays:Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?
I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.
His wiki page says nothing of alcohol, liquor, beer, abuse, or anything. I think it was just a lame rebuttal about on the same level as "Not as hung over as your Mom."
zunkus:BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people. //love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility //amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls ////biggest slashies ever
yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.
absolutely agree. in my state, the courts recently upheld that people in the judicial system CANNOT be required to go. we have a couple of aetheists in the mtgs. i go to, i love them- they are a large part of my world. i respect their views and hey, whatever...they're sober, and i'm off the heroin. win-win.
Hoopy Frood
2009-11-06 05:04:12 AM
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Only one of those contains the world's most useless facts?
rocky_howard
2009-11-06 05:57:26 AM
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.
Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"
Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."
Letterman: "But are you engaged?"
Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"
In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.
4NSpy
2009-11-06 07:46:58 AM
RathSpaz
2009-11-06 07:53:37 AM
ChrisDe
2009-11-06 08:18:34 AM
Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.
Funk Brothers
2009-11-06 08:37:43 AM
downtownkid
2009-11-06 08:39:15 AM
Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.
Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.
Dogfacedgod
2009-11-06 08:58:46 AM
Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.
Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.
Win
cptjeff
2009-11-06 09:19:17 AM
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.
Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"
Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."
Letterman: "But are you engaged?"
Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"
In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.
I'm pretty sure she's aware of the fact.
Hang On Voltaire
2009-11-06 09:21:42 AM
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2009-11-06 09:32:40 AM
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.
ksobby
2009-11-06 09:47:33 AM
I tried Apathetic's Anonymous ... but just couldn't get worked up enough over it.
tricycleracer
2009-11-06 10:08:17 AM
Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.
Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.
This.
/Sober and married is no way to go through life, Son.
MattyFridays
2009-11-06 10:22:55 AM
I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.
coolio mack
2009-11-06 10:33:47 AM
BEER_ME_in_CT
2009-11-06 10:50:43 AM
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever
Hang On Voltaire
2009-11-06 11:03:48 AM
I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.
It sounds like a snappy comeback but it really makes no sense
markyp09
2009-11-06 11:04:58 AM
I'm sick, son. I have no control over it.
The Bestest
2009-11-06 11:06:49 AM
Zombie Hitler
2009-11-06 11:12:25 AM
The Bestest
2009-11-06 11:18:50 AM
zunkus
2009-11-06 11:25:50 AM
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever
yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.
Zombie Hitler
2009-11-06 11:30:06 AM
FreeMedical
2009-11-06 11:31:25 AM
I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.
His wiki page says nothing of alcohol, liquor, beer, abuse, or anything. I think it was just a lame rebuttal about on the same level as "Not as hung over as your Mom."
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2009-11-06 11:32:21 AM
musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.
/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.
The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.
/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:
1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.
By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.
///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever
yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.
absolutely agree. in my state, the courts recently upheld that people in the judicial system CANNOT be required to go. we have a couple of aetheists in the mtgs. i go to, i love them- they are a large part of my world. i respect their views and hey, whatever...they're sober, and i'm off the heroin. win-win.