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Letterman: "How hung over are you guys?" Jeter: "Probably not as hung over as you"



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Hoopy Frood
2009-11-06 05:04:12 AM


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Only one of those contains the world's most useless facts?

 
rocky_howard
2009-11-06 05:57:26 AM


FTFA:
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.

Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"

Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."

Letterman: "But are you engaged?"

Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"


In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.

 
4NSpy
2009-11-06 07:46:58 AM


Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?

 
RathSpaz
2009-11-06 07:53:37 AM


Oooooh burn!

 
ChrisDe
2009-11-06 08:18:34 AM


4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.

 
Funk Brothers
2009-11-06 08:37:43 AM


Oh man I heard that quote when I was changing channel; that was great.

 
downtownkid
2009-11-06 08:39:15 AM


ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.



Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.

 
Dogfacedgod
2009-11-06 08:58:46 AM


downtownkid: ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.


Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.


Win

 
cptjeff
2009-11-06 09:19:17 AM


rocky_howard: FTFA:
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.

Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"

Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."

Letterman: "But are you engaged?"

Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"

In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.


I'm pretty sure she's aware of the fact.

 
Hang On Voltaire
2009-11-06 09:21:42 AM


I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

 
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2009-11-06 09:32:40 AM


Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

 
ksobby
2009-11-06 09:47:33 AM


Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus //love my 12 steps.


I tried Apathetic's Anonymous ... but just couldn't get worked up enough over it.

 
tricycleracer
2009-11-06 10:08:17 AM


downtownkid: ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.


Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.


This.

/Sober and married is no way to go through life, Son.

 
MattyFridays
2009-11-06 10:22:55 AM


Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.

 
coolio mack
2009-11-06 10:33:47 AM


Here's the highlight video.

 
BEER_ME_in_CT
2009-11-06 10:50:43 AM


Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.


The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

 
Hang On Voltaire
2009-11-06 11:03:48 AM


MattyFridays:

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.


It sounds like a snappy comeback but it really makes no sense

 
markyp09
2009-11-06 11:04:58 AM


BEER_ME_in_CT: /12 steps have no credibility

I'm sick, son. I have no control over it.
images.southparkstudios.com

 
The Bestest
2009-11-06 11:06:49 AM


Parade time, biatches

 
Zombie Hitler
2009-11-06 11:12:25 AM


Giuliani on a float? I must have missed his sac bunt.

 
The Bestest
2009-11-06 11:18:50 AM


Jay-Z couldn't score a spot on a float? Hell, Freddy Fryingpan got a spot

 
zunkus
2009-11-06 11:25:50 AM


BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever


yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.

 
Zombie Hitler
2009-11-06 11:30:06 AM


No one is happier about Chase Utley losing it than Reggie.

 
FreeMedical
2009-11-06 11:31:25 AM


MattyFridays: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.


His wiki page says nothing of alcohol, liquor, beer, abuse, or anything. I think it was just a lame rebuttal about on the same level as "Not as hung over as your Mom."

 
Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus
2009-11-06 11:32:21 AM


zunkus: BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.


absolutely agree. in my state, the courts recently upheld that people in the judicial system CANNOT be required to go. we have a couple of aetheists in the mtgs. i go to, i love them- they are a large part of my world. i respect their views and hey, whatever...they're sober, and i'm off the heroin. win-win.

 
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