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FTFA:
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.

Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"

Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."

Letterman: "But are you engaged?"

Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"

In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.

Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?

Oooooh burn!

4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.

Oh man I heard that quote when I was changing channel; that was great.

ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.


Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.

downtownkid: ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.


Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.

Win

rocky_howard: FTFA:
Then for Jeter, a question for the ladies.

Letterman: "Are you engaged? Are people saying you're engaged?"

Jeter: "I heard that one. I heard I was engaged. I heard I've been engaged a few times. I've heard I've been married, kids, all kinds of stuff."

Letterman: "But are you engaged?"

Jeter: "I'm NOT engaged. How 'bout you?"

In other news, Minka Kelly found to be desperately crying at home after that burn.

I'm pretty sure she's aware of the fact.

I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus //love my 12 steps.


I tried Apathetic's Anonymous ... but just couldn't get worked up enough over it.

downtownkid: ChrisDe: 4NSpy: Hasn't letterman been sober for a couple decades?


Sober and married. So he's two-up on Jeter.


Some would say two down. Like me. I would say that.

This.

/Sober and married is no way to go through life, Son.

Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.

Here's the highlight video.

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

MattyFridays:

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.

It sounds like a snappy comeback but it really makes no sense

BEER_ME_in_CT: /12 steps have no credibility

I'm sick, son. I have no control over it.

Parade time, biatches

Giuliani on a float? I must have missed his sac bunt.

Jay-Z couldn't score a spot on a float? Hell, Freddy Fryingpan got a spot

BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.

No one is happier about Chase Utley losing it than Reggie.

MattyFridays: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.

His wiki page says nothing of alcohol, liquor, beer, abuse, or anything. I think it was just a lame rebuttal about on the same level as "Not as hung over as your Mom."

zunkus: BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

musta been. probably just stopped drinking, without some kind of program. that would explain his sexual trysts. still acting out...he merely cross addicted to relationships.

/gotta have a program, people.
//love my 12 steps.

The only 12 steps I'll take are on my way to the fridge for another.

/12 steps have no credibility
//amazed these things work on anyone:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol-that our lives had become
unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to
sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we
understood Him.
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature
of our wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make
amends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do
so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly
admitted it.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with
God, as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us
and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these Steps, we tried to
carry this message to alcoholics, and to practice these principles in all our
affairs.

By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.

absolutely agree. in my state, the courts recently upheld that people in the judicial system CANNOT be required to go. we have a couple of aetheists in the mtgs. i go to, i love them- they are a large part of my world. i respect their views and hey, whatever...they're sober, and i'm off the heroin. win-win.

My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

Jesus look at the blonde on ABC.

Johnny 'Wolfman' Damon

hey, an Ed Koch sighting

Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

I'm in Atlanta, so I can only watch on MLBN, suffering through Harold Reynold's inane banter throughout.

The shame of Johnny possibly leaving is that I've only recently discovered the hilarity of his interviews.

Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

I've been flipping between ESPNEWS and YES waiting for one of them to do a decent job

The Bestest: Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

I'm in Atlanta, so I can only watch on MLBN, suffering through Harold Reynold's inane banter throughout.

Female reporters on every major network openly crowd surfing for Jeter cock.

Not an exagerration.

FreeMedical: MattyFridays: Hang On Voltaire: I don't get it. Is Letterman a big drinker or something?

I don't get it either. I've been a fan of Letterman for a while, and can't recall addiction/drinking being a problem for him.

His wiki page says nothing of alcohol, liquor, beer, abuse, or anything. I think it was just a lame rebuttal about on the same level as "Not as hung over as your Mom."

I think he stopped drinking in the 70s.

He's mentioned it before.

Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

Those are two adjectives I would use to describe every parade ever.

H31N0US: Zombie Hitler: My memory isn't what it used to be, but was the parade coverage always this godawful and unwatchable?

Those are two adjectives I would use to describe every parade ever.

lol, I haven't watched a parade since the last Yankee parade. They're all awful, aren't they? Somehow the parades from the 90's seemed like they were watchable.

Letterman and countless female co/ex-coworkers heard that as "Probably not as hung as you."

Their response: "You have no idea, Derek."

/iggy pop-esque

Nice of them to let Robbie join the parade.

Of course Burnett is on the same float with Molina.

Zombie Hitler: Nice of them to let Robbie join the parade.

I'm all in favor of instead of a ring, they give Robbie a 'Participant' ribbon

The Bestest: Zombie Hitler: Nice of them to let Robbie join the parade.

I'm all in favor of instead of a ring, they give Robbie a 'Participant' ribbon

Maybe they should give Cano a bat because he lost his a couple weeks ago

Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: zunkus: BEER_ME_in_CT: Fundamental Thereom Of Farkulus: Hang On Voltaire: By your argument, God is just another crutch like sex and booze.

///I'll take the sex and booze pls
////biggest slashies ever

yep I agree with you, I was court ordered to attend 3 meetings a week. When I tell people I'm an atheist this look of dread creeps across their faces, it's actually pretty hilarious. People should not be FORCED to attend AA meetings, it kind of opposes the whole point IMO.

absolutely agree. in my state, the courts recently upheld that people in the judicial system CANNOT be required to go. we have a couple of aetheists in the mtgs. i go to, i love them- they are a large part of my world. i respect their views and hey, whatever...they're sober, and i'm off the heroin. win-win.

That's pretty awesome, I'm not against meetings or programs by anymeans. If it helps someone improve their life that's great. It just wasn't necessarily for me, I have been sober (except for a few weddings and funerals) for about a year and a half. Good on you sir.

Live parade feed:

Link (new window)

who's the guy with the inflatable bat?

The Bestest: who's the guy with the inflatable bat?

Ryan Howard screaming for a do-over.

..and who's the jackass with the hair on Pettitte's float?

Howard Reynolds has been spitballing for like 45 minutes now. He's just gone.

Er, Harold.

Rivera on the last float - how fitting

lol
a Phillies casket and Who's Your Daddy chants
a bit hypocritical of me, but stay classy New York

/loves my peeps

Mo on a float with his kids.



We've signed them, right?