I'm in.

You know what this guy's name oughta be?

Biff Webster.

/not the slightest bit obscure

Or I could spend my money on beer.

I vote for Mike Oxlong.

/pretty darn obscure

wtfisthat: I vote for Mike Oxlong.

/pretty darn obscure

That's good. I like Hoof Hearted from the racehorse thread yesterday.

BigSnatch: Or I could spend my money on beer.

I like this plan, but I might be willing to sell my own name. Dave has gotten old after 29 years anyway. Let me know what the offers are.

I don't know.

How about Slab Bulkhead?
Bolt van der Huge?
Crunch Buttsteak?
Thick McRunfast?
Gristle McThornbody?
Big McLargeHuge?
Smoke Manmuscle?
Punch Rockgroin?
Roll Fizzlebeef?

You forgot Grunty McThusterson.

Donnchadha: I don't know.

How about Slab Bulkhead?
Bolt van der Huge?
Crunch Buttsteak?
Thick McRunfast?
Gristle McThornbody?
Big McLargeHuge?
Smoke Manmuscle?
Punch Rockgroin?
Roll Fizzlebeef?

Ha just saw that the other day.

Donnchadha: I don't know.

How about Slab Bulkhead?
Bolt van der Huge?
Crunch Buttsteak?
Thick McRunfast?
Gristle McThornbody?
Big McLargeHuge?
Smoke Manmuscle?
Punch Rockgroin?
Roll Fizzlebeef?

Bob Johnson!!!

/no, wait...

I vote for smokey McCrackpipe.

I would name him the forbidden words. Tub____ G______ von gorgor. But I would not be willing to pay much money. I would be willing for others to pay instead.

I'd vote for "Jonas I'mcarryingthewheel."

That's a whole circle of Hell in and of itself.


"What's your name?"

*sigh* "My name is Jonas I'mcarryingthewheel."

"Thanks for all you've shown us."

"Shut it."

"This is how you feel?"

"I SAID, SHUT IT"

As I said in a thread that got redlit...Pencildick Von Knobgobbler is lucky I don't have an extra $5000 laying around.

syrynxx: I would name him the forbidden words. Tub____ G______ von gorgor. But I would not be willing to pay much money. I would be willing for others to pay instead.

I'd rename myself Gorgor van Fark for $10,000 right now.

I'd like to do it and get him to change it to something like Jeffrey Dahmer or Justin Timberlake or Bill Clinton. He'd face a life time of confused dunces.

Sir Drewington Von Notnews of Farkinstan



That's Farkinsteen

Betty Munroe Hapschatt

I vote for Saddam Osama bin Hitler.

Then we shall never speak his name again.

Engelbert Humperdinck.

I'm in for $25.

Donnchadha: I don't know.

How about Slab Bulkhead?
Bolt van der Huge?
Crunch Buttsteak?
Thick McRunfast?
Gristle McThornbody?
Big McLargeHuge?
Smoke Manmuscle?
Punch Rockgroin?
Roll Fizzlebeef?

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!

I've always been a fan of Buttscratch McPherson.

Can we just name him Voldemort so we can ensure he never gets laid again?

usttsdw: Can we just name him Voldemort so we can ensure he never gets laid again?

That actually might get him laid by goth Harry Potter fangirls. There are worse fates.

I'd lay odds on "Golden Casino".

Elvis Prim.

We should name him:

I don't think she did nothing what she done. Come on. Somebody's rolling black ball on her, something.

SwiftFox: I'd lay odds on "Golden Casino".

GoldenPalace I think.

/also Oscar Dotcom

I say we name him Spanky Weinerstein.

In middle school we had a Victoria Secret catalogue sent to a friend's house under that name. And under 5 other names I can't remember. It was fun when the internet was new.

Nidal Malik Hasan

syrynxx: I would name him the forbidden words. Tub____ G______ von gorgor. But I would not be willing to pay much money. I would be willing for others to pay instead.

Ohhhhhhhhh... so THAT'S what he did to lose linking rights...

I've always laughed ol at Big McLargeHug. I also submit a vote for Lance Manly.

/No voting in this thread?

Its really amazing how farkers jump at the chance to kiss ass to Drew, someone they've never met.

How about we pool our money to get Subby a humor coach?

I offer "UFIA Johnson." C'mon, we got a stretch of TN highway named this. Why not a dude?

cynicalbastard: That actually might get him laid by goth Harry Potter fangirls. There are worse fates.

goth Harry Potter fangirls?

/to the fapmobile!

I think his new name should be "King of the dumbass tag".

If I'm gonna pool money with you guys, it's going to be for a star on Hollywood for Jon Lovitz for punching out Andy Dick.

Ashtrey: In middle school we had a Victoria Secret catalogue sent to a friend's house under that name. And under 5 other names I can't remember. It was fun when the internet was new.

One night back in college, a couple friends and I got stoned and there was an adult diaper commercial on TV advertising a free sample. One of the guys called up and asked for a sample to be sent to Haywood Jablomie (but he pronounced it Ya-Blow-My so the phone rep wouldn't catch on). One of the funniest things I've ever witnessed.

Couldn't name him Dick Steele because some guy I work with already has that awesome name.

Anyone for Squirmy McTootleBottoms? That's the nickname I gave my 5-month old nephew, but he doesn't seem to be responding to it. The glory can go to someone else.

19 != man

Unemployed and desperate

aren't all 19 year-olds unemployed and desperate?

Biggus Dickus

/Obvious

Heres the auction


http://cgi.ebay.com/I-will-legally-change-my-name-to-anything_W0QQitemZ12048958 5 155QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1c0dbd2a03

Just string together the word "penis" about 40 or 50 times and have that be his name.

Brent Favre...

Make him take the name from The Never Ending Story.

/if he can figure it out...

Bob Loblaw

Found it!

With a picture... (new window)

Kind of looks like a Spanky Weinerstein