I love that band... if only they'd get rid of that chick singer.

It looks better if I imagine the croutons to be chunks of feta.
mmm feta.

Though this salad is not for rent
Put down a bid payment
The croutons, a quiet enhance
Rounding out the salad's aftertaste
The DRESSING

/probably trying too hard

Croutons are what make me tingly. I'm serious. I'm crou-tingly.

GAT_00: Though this salad is not for rent
Put down a bid payment
The croutons, a quiet enhance
Rounding out the salad's aftertaste
The DRESSING

/probably trying too hard

HAHAHAHA! I LOL'd
very nice effort

i'd pay to watch him fight a cop again

/BY-TOR!

GAT_00: Though this salad is not for rent
Put down a bid payment
The croutons, a quiet enhance
Rounding out the salad's aftertaste
The DRESSING

/probably trying too hard

i would've gone with:
rounding out the salad's event.

/you tried harder than i would've.

And the chefs who make the salads
Must be the ones who start
To lower bad cholesterol
Its better for your heart
Its better for your heart

The lard ass and the fat chick
Neglected their weight charts
They're clogging up their arteries
Destructive to their hearts
Yeah, destructive to their hearts

Triglycerides and cholesterol
Each will do its part
To clog that precious artery
Connected to your heart
Yeah, it's connected to your heart

You can be the tomato
and I will be the cuke
Sitting under feta cheese
Its better for your heart
Better for for your heart......

Yeah, better for your heart

pheelix: And the chefs who make the salads
Must be the ones who start
To lower bad cholesterol
Its better for your heart
Its better for your heart

The lard ass and the fat chick
Neglected their weight charts
They're clogging up their arteries
Destructive to their hearts
Yeah, destructive to their hearts

Triglycerides and cholesterol
Each will do its part
To clog that precious artery
Connected to your heart
Yeah, it's connected to your heart

You can be the tomato
and I will be the cuke
Sitting under feta cheese
Its better for your heart
Better for for your heart......

Yeah, better for your heart

excellent, pheelix, yer a poet and ya don't even know it

santadog: I love that band... if only they'd get rid of that chick singer.

And man ain't she ugly!

well, at least he can paint

pretty sure its feta cheese. the olive and cucumbers lead me to believe that this is a Greek salad.

/hungry

And let's not forget hits like...

Salad Dressings
(..."Down on aisle twelve, on the pantry shelves; bleu cheese will be cast out...")

Pork-Cry
(..."One day it means that I'm OK with plain greens, and the next it's really boring me; I can get bacon, I can get bacon... "...)

White-wine
(..."Dining in with white wine, the universal drink"...)

The Spirits of Radio
(..."Dispense me some bubbly, sparkling on ice; bright and tasty, fizzing with intensity"...)

RUSH rocks!

Let's not forget Red Tomato

I strip away the fetta cheese
As I leave the salad bar.
A brilliant red Tomato from a
Better, withered vine.

Pouring on the salad dressing
It's vegetables galore.
Lettuce spitting everywhere
As I begin to dine.

pheelix: And the chefs who make the salads
Must be the ones who start
To lower bad cholesterol
Its better for your heart
Its better for your heart

The lard ass and the fat chick
Neglected their weight charts
They're clogging up their arteries
Destructive to their hearts
Yeah, destructive to their hearts

Triglycerides and cholesterol
Each will do its part
To clog that precious artery
Connected to your heart
Yeah, it's connected to your heart

You can be the tomato
and I will be the cuke
Sitting under feta cheese
Its better for your heart
Better for for your heart......

Yeah, better for your heart

This is full of win.

Meh. I'll wait for his Portrait of Lasagna on a Wooden Leg to come up for bid, thanks.

I salute all of you songsmiths, great stuff! Another great Fark thread thanks to some creative posters. Red Tomato was my favorite, but they were all good.

TxRockBass: Meh. I'll wait for his Portrait of Lasagna on a Wooden Leg to come up for bid, thanks.

Marty? XD

We've taken care of everything
The feta cheese and salad greens
A picture that gives pleasure to your eyes
Oh, what a nice delicious meal
A pity that it isn't real
Come enjoy a feast fit for your eyes

We are the chefs...

I needed a good chuckle this morning. Thank you all. Please carry on.

Begin the meal with a friendly course,
A salad unobtrusive...

Obnox: We've taken care of everything
The feta cheese and salad greens
A picture that gives pleasure to your eyes
Oh, what a nice delicious meal
A pity that it isn't real
Come enjoy a feast fit for your eyes

We are the chefs...

Thank you, that one made my day.

There is dressing on the salad,
There are hunks of feta cheese.
But the bar, it wasn't covered and the guy before me sneezed.