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great, they've weaponized the atheists worst nightmare.

Haven't you heard? Our new worst nightmare is peanut butter.

I assume it's going to be a sudden craze sharpener
I assume it's going to be the very next phase sharpener

Impooter: Haven't you heard? Our new worst nightmare is peanut butter.

No, don't be stupid. It's raisin bread.

/That shiat's scary. I don't know why...

If they ever make a Muppet movie using real actors Ryan Stiles must play Beaker.....

NOT THE BANANA SKETCH!!!!

It's obvious to me that a lack of The Muppet Show is clearly one of the main contributors to why things are so shiatty these days.

/my lawn ... you know what to do

Warpigpen: If they ever make a Muppet movie using real actors Ryan Stiles must play Beaker.....

NEVER speak of such things again.

I need one of those.

/ And 100 gallons of liquid nitrogen
// Beaker deserves an Oscar, and a Nobel
/// and a Purple Heart

Puppettron: great, they've weaponized the atheists worst nightmare.

If it really were the atheists' worst nightmare, then it wouldn't need to be sharpened by Man.

Arkanaut: Puppettron: great, they've weaponized the atheists worst nightmare.

If it really were the atheists' worst nightmare, then it wouldn't need to be sharpened by Man.

tell that to ray comfort.

chemical_angel: /my lawn ... you know what to do

Sneak across it to get my ball back? Cover it with toilet paper? Let my dog pooh on it? I'm not sure where you want me to take this.


/watched the The Muppet Show when I was a kid
//still want my ball back

chemical_angel: NOT THE BANANA SKETCH!!!!

It's obvious to me that a lack of The Muppet Show is clearly one of the main contributors to why things are so shiatty these days.

/my lawn ... you know what to do

Agreed.

unlikely: I assume it's going to be a sudden craze sharpener
I assume it's going to be the very next phase sharpener

Quite rightly.

Puppettron: great, they've weaponized the atheists worst nightmare.

+1

I miss the Muppet Show. :( Beaker was always my favorite.

What is the fascination with the Muppets and Sesame Street at this site?

Bunson and Beaker. I grew up in the late 70s, and I remember watching these two on prime-time television when I was about 3 or 4 years old. Those warped faces haunted my dreams. I would have warped nightmares about them everytime I saw them.

Bunsen HAS NO EYES! NO EYES! HOW CAN HE SEE AND YET HE WEARS THOSE GLASSES IN A HIDEOUS MOCKERY OF HUMANITY! And his assistant Beaker, with his shrill and piercing cries, a wretched parody of life itself, a thing that should not crawl and yet has learned to walk. Such beings like these were written down by the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred in his cursed book. It was Henson who propagated this nightmare into the consciousness of children!

Why would you want to sharpen anything that God created so perfectly?

yeah, like that would actually farking work.

unlikely: I assume it's going to be a sudden craze sharpener
I assume it's going to be the very next phase sharpener

I'm just mad about fourteen.

Hey baby scratch your number-on my electric cucumber.