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Paula Abdul is dating Arsenio Hall. This is a repeat from 1989



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Mentat
2009-11-05 10:53:21 PM


Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-05 10:55:45 PM


She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!

 
big_pth
2009-11-05 10:59:13 PM


While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

 
Doooom
2009-11-05 11:15:14 PM


Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!


I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.

 
Peaceboy
2009-11-05 11:28:53 PM


big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Rush Limbaugh's oxycontin dealer and John Edwards' babymama would like to have a word with you about your skepticism.

 
borg
2009-11-05 11:44:01 PM


Why would she date a gay guy?

 
Rusty Shackleford
2009-11-06 12:23:14 AM


Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.

 
rackrent
2009-11-06 12:23:54 AM


Sounds fine to me. I mean, what would World War II have looked like if we didn't have the "Great Arsenio"?

 
House of Tards
2009-11-06 12:40:29 AM


Rusty Shackleford: Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.

*shakes fist*

 
F-bear
2009-11-06 01:29:11 AM


Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?

 
CruiserTwelve
2009-11-06 01:48:53 AM


F-bear: Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?


I think she's caught up in a hit and run.

 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2009-11-06 02:15:31 AM


Doooom: I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.

This sounds like another winning theme song for the next Addams Family movie...

First, MC Hammer; then, Tag Team... who knows?

 
Doctor Jan Itor
2009-11-06 06:09:00 AM


Woof woof woof woof woof!

 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2009-11-06 06:11:22 AM


I have no idea what you're talking about

so here's a picture of Paula Abdul sitting on a mexican

cdn.fd.uproxx.com

 
Spatially_Challenged
2009-11-06 06:30:45 AM


Isn't he too old for her taste?

 
Dialectic
2009-11-06 06:47:33 AM


"This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

...like their genitals, hahahahhah!

 
deeoh1
2009-11-06 07:52:43 AM


I saw Arsenio recently at Taverna Tony in Malibu and he was much shorter than I though he would be.

 
Mugato
2009-11-06 07:55:02 AM


Things that make you go...wait, these are two completely irrelevant people, why am I reading this?

 
Slick Dick Lick
2009-11-06 08:46:02 AM


Like dunking your pinky into Lake Michigan.

 
nothingyet
2009-11-06 08:47:54 AM


He just wants to break one off, one more time, in Adbul's fart box.

 
NoAppollonia
2009-11-06 09:00:43 AM


You know him as Joe the Policeman, from the "What's going down" episode of "That's my Mama!!"

 
I'm Not from Here
2009-11-06 09:35:20 AM


Mentat: Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!


Came for this. Leaving happy.

 
MidnightMargaritas!
2009-11-06 09:44:51 AM


Who Else could she date? She is so messed up....she prolly don't even know she is dating him yet...and he don't know about it either.....

/drfa
//not a fan of crazy paula

 
beerrun
2009-11-06 09:54:35 AM


www.contactmusic.com

What Paula Abdul's feet may look like.

 
TheShavingofOccam123
2009-11-06 10:10:57 AM


a double beard?

This man is humiliated.

www.sepiamutiny.com

 
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