Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!

She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!

While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: She's just doing this to find more work for MC Skat Kat and he's just doing this to get a new talk show.

Ulterior motives attract!

I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.

big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Rush Limbaugh's oxycontin dealer and John Edwards' babymama would like to have a word with you about your skepticism.

Why would she date a gay guy?

Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.

Sounds fine to me. I mean, what would World War II have looked like if we didn't have the "Great Arsenio"?

Rusty Shackleford: Poor woman. It's like two steps forward, two steps back.

*shakes fist*

Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?

F-bear: Straight Up?

Now tell me, does he really want to love her forever?

I think she's caught up in a hit and run.

Doooom: I wish MC Skat Kat and MC Pee Pants would go on tour together.

This sounds like another winning theme song for the next Addams Family movie...

First, MC Hammer; then, Tag Team... who knows?

Woof woof woof woof woof!

I have no idea what you're talking about

so here's a picture of Paula Abdul sitting on a mexican

Isn't he too old for her taste?

"This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

...like their genitals, hahahahhah!

I saw Arsenio recently at Taverna Tony in Malibu and he was much shorter than I though he would be.

Things that make you go...wait, these are two completely irrelevant people, why am I reading this?

Like dunking your pinky into Lake Michigan.

He just wants to break one off, one more time, in Adbul's fart box.

You know him as Joe the Policeman, from the "What's going down" episode of "That's my Mama!!"

Mentat: Things that make you go "Hmmm..."

/Whoop whoop whoop!

Came for this. Leaving happy.

Who Else could she date? She is so messed up....she prolly don't even know she is dating him yet...and he don't know about it either.....

/drfa
//not a fan of crazy paula

What Paula Abdul's feet may look like.

a double beard?

This man is humiliated.

deeoh1: I saw Arsenio recently at Taverna Tony in Malibu and he was much shorter than I though he would be.

The Cameo is gone.

big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

Arsenio?! HA! Aww, clearly we've stepped back 20 yrs.

Sadly The Enquirer is for the most part accurate. They did a big exposé a few yrs back and some of their practices were disclosed. It's amazing what they'd do to get a story. But yeah, scary stuff.

This is good news. The odds of them being killed at the same time just went through the roof, thus saving humanity from having to endure another article about them. It's like lancing two polyps in your anal cavity with only one blast of the laser.

big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.


The hot sheets are always right.

/hotlinked.

big_pth: While reading TFA, I noticed that the source is the NATIONAL F'n ENQUIRER, so it must be true.

John Edwards would like a word with you.

I wonder if while in bed she yells Arsenioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooo Hall!

borg: Why would she date a gay guy?

My first thought as well.

Opposites Attract?

Dialectic: "This could be the perfect situation for the two of them. Paula and Arsenio know each other inside and out."

...like their genitals, hahahahhah!

I'm glad someone here shares my sense of humor.

/leaving satisfied

Oh, I thought she was dating Arsenio Venkman. My bad.

docmattic: Oh, I thought she was dating Arsenio Venkman Billingham. My bad.

So, going back to an old flame? I'm not going to complain about that.

TheShavingofOccam123: a double beard?

This man is humiliated.

I came in here to say that! damn you!

/not as eloquently, though. :)