FTFA: iPhone users find cool gadgets more attractive than college degrees, frequently watch "adult material" on their phones, and have no qualms texting or emailing a break up, reports a new study from Retrevo.

My most recent ex-girlfriend broke up with me through an email, after a year and a half, and was confused when I told her that I didn't want to stay friends with her. lulz

fap?

I've watched a bit of porn. And my phone can view porn quite nicely. But I've watched porn on my phone exactly once to see if I could.

What am I missing?

This puts my frustration with the asinine comments on Gizmodo and the trolls on Engadget into perspective.

RoyBatty: I've watched a bit of porn. And my phone can view porn quite nicely. But I've watched porn on my phone exactly once to see if I could.

What am I missing?

Hair on your palms?

Those have touch screens don--Oh G-d! D:

Guilty, on the porn watching anyway.

Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

I lol'd.

and?

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

that's pretty damn funny

I'm pretty sure most Americans, if not most human beings, are smug porn-watching egomaniacs. You might as well say "most iPhone users are oxygen-breathers."

I'm a smug porn-watching egomaniac. Who do I need to see for my free iPhone?

GWSuperfan: I'm a smug porn-watching egomaniac. Who do I need to see for my free iPhone?

If you step over to my booth sir, I can give you what you need... ;]

Posting this from bed on my iPhone.

Naked.

Sadly, not because of hot porn times. Got the flu sweats. Damn you, H1N1!

Who you calling a smug egomaniac?

Unfortunately due to Apple's indecency standards, no, there's not an app for that.

Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

Invincible: Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

Came to basically say this.

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

That's terrible!

/fap

My iPhone doesn't play the videos on xhamster.com
I've tried.

I never had any desire to get an iphone. Until I read that headline.

And?

/posted from my iPhone.

I have an iPhone, and I can confirm this study.

Invincible: Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

I have to use my laptop for that.

What's smug-porn?

Well to be fair, these days a college degree can't even guarantee you a job, but if you buy a gadget that vibrates you can get off while smugly watching porn on your iPhone while eating arugula. So yay gadgets!

Ogre840: What's smug-porn?

Using the video camera feature on the 3gs to record yourself masturbating, and them playing it back to masturbate to.

/Yes I do on a 3gs... why do you ask?

Ogre840: What's smug-porn?

Filmed in the back of a Prius.

Yes, but I arranged a hookup with my Blackberry, so I win.

/it doesn't have streaming video. I had to put in WAY more effort consequently.

I bought my iPhone a month after I graduated college. The rest seems about right, though.

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

Hint: use your wireless connection for video instead of 3G. Also, pornhub.com is a great site.

/Canadian iPhone users are glad with Rogers
//We don't get nearly as many apps though

I may be a smug porn-watching egomaniac but don't you EVER call me an IPhone user!

I don't always watch porn on my phone, but when I do, I use an iPhone.

Mr. Tres X

All ghey porn all the time
/Will be jumping ship to Droid or Maemo/N900 come January

drjekel_mrhyde: All ghey porn all the time
/Will be jumping ship to Droid or Maemo/N900 come January

Wait that sounded like I watched ghey porn all the time.
/Sits beer down

That sounds about right, subby

drjekel_mrhyde: drjekel_mrhyde: All ghey porn all the time
/Will be jumping ship to Droid or Maemo/N900 come January

Wait that sounded like I watched ghey porn all the time.
/Sits beer down

I can't even decipher what you were trying to say.

Invincible: Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

"One in three iPhone owners say that, if their partner had out-of-date gadgets, it would be a turnoff."

I consider myself a major geek, and I couldn't give a rats fark about what gadgets a girl has. That's a seriously tragic statement. Hotness/boobs/sense of humour/intelligence/cookery skills/prefers wearing stockings to hose all score much, much higher.

Pornhub works great...or so I hear.

http://mobile.mofosex.com/ (new window)
The best iPhone-friendly pr0n site I've found.

yeah so..... what the hell is it to you. ziporn.com

There's a fap for that.

RoyBatty: What am I missing?

Coworkers deem it suspicious when you take a briefcase full of magazines into the men's room stall.

"Guys, this curing cancer mess is hard. Can't we start off with something easier?"

"That new iPhone lets people have the Internets wherever they go. I bet most of them watch porn on it."

"I dunno, could take a while to gather data and I might miss Oprah."

"Naw, watch this. Hey, dude with the iPhone, you watch porn on that thing? Yes? Study done. Lets publish."

0Icky0: My iPhone doesn't play the videos on xhamster.com
I've tried.

pornhub.com is my friend... they've even incorporated the flicking action on the mobile version of the site so you can navigate pages just like flipping through pictures stored on the iphone. But, I'm above them and could do WAY better if I wanted to.

AMurderOfCrows: Posting this from bed on my iPhone.

Naked.

Sadly, not because of hot porn times. Got the flu sweats. Damn you, H1N1!

sucks doesn't it? been fighting the stupid virus all week myself. But i brought my netbook to bed instead of my blackberry storm.
stupid storm doesn't like Fark.

*Looks at iPhone*

Yup, nailed it.