FTFA: iPhone users find cool gadgets more attractive than college degrees, frequently watch "adult material" on their phones, and have no qualms texting or emailing a break up, reports a new study from Retrevo.

My most recent ex-girlfriend broke up with me through an email, after a year and a half, and was confused when I told her that I didn't want to stay friends with her. lulz

fap?

I've watched a bit of porn. And my phone can view porn quite nicely. But I've watched porn on my phone exactly once to see if I could.

What am I missing?

This puts my frustration with the asinine comments on Gizmodo and the trolls on Engadget into perspective.

RoyBatty: I've watched a bit of porn. And my phone can view porn quite nicely. But I've watched porn on my phone exactly once to see if I could.

What am I missing?

Hair on your palms?

Those have touch screens don--Oh G-d! D:

Guilty, on the porn watching anyway.

Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

I lol'd.

and?

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

that's pretty damn funny

I'm pretty sure most Americans, if not most human beings, are smug porn-watching egomaniacs. You might as well say "most iPhone users are oxygen-breathers."

I'm a smug porn-watching egomaniac. Who do I need to see for my free iPhone?

GWSuperfan: I'm a smug porn-watching egomaniac. Who do I need to see for my free iPhone?

If you step over to my booth sir, I can give you what you need... ;]

Posting this from bed on my iPhone.

Naked.

Sadly, not because of hot porn times. Got the flu sweats. Damn you, H1N1!

Who you calling a smug egomaniac?

Unfortunately due to Apple's indecency standards, no, there's not an app for that.

Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

Invincible: Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

Came to basically say this.

Bacontastesgood: Oh yeah, it's so hot when that little circle is spinning around and around for about 10 minutes while a fuzzy low res picture that might be a nekkid chick loads. I'm a masochist so I really get off on calling mistress AT&T and begging her for better service and having her say "NO!!!!" That's hot.

Actually, she's more like "I'm sorry you are dissatisfied sir, we are working to correct network problems as quickly as we can. No, you cannot terminate your contract." Oh, yeah. Give it to me in your hindi accent baby.

That's terrible!

/fap

My iPhone doesn't play the videos on xhamster.com
I've tried.

I never had any desire to get an iphone. Until I read that headline.

And?

/posted from my iPhone.

I have an iPhone, and I can confirm this study.

Invincible: Wait, this makes iPhone users different from the rest of us farkers how?

I have to use my laptop for that.