one nation, INDIVISIBLE with liberty and justice for white middle aged wealthy christian men.

Did he say the "under god" part? Because that just grinds my gears!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Did he say the "under god" part? Because that just grinds my gears!

He kind of shouted that part.

Funny that Indivisible is the word omitted, as I am one who views the Tea Party as a group trying their hardest to divide this nation under god.

This is the same guy that hates online poker.

Did they get Dennis Hastert to sing the National Anthem for an encore?

Jackpot777: Did they get Dennis Hastert to sing the National Anthem for an encore?

Nah, he's too busy doing lobbyist work for Turkey. Both the deli meat and the country.

Okay, while the conservatives are busy doing and saying things they think drive me "crazy," I'm going to continue doing what I think is right for the country as a whole. You know, like a grown up.

Jesus, these morans could fark up a wet dream.

I pledge allegiance
To the bag
Of marijuana
Made in Mexico
And to the public
That's always stoned
One nickel
Or a dime
Of marijuana
Forver.
- David Peel.

That's pretty funny. Or painfully predictable.

I'm going with both.

Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

Asa Phelps: Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

bulldg4life: You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

He's fascinating. The way he talks I suspect he's not even American-born.

And this thread proved Todd Akin was exactly correct. LOL, silly libs.

Undergod? This guy?

He was alright. Strung out on pills, but a pretty good guy.

it's not the Pledge per se, it's the anti-American "fix" that conservatives bent on undermining our nation's unity rammed through in the 1950s that pisses me off. Before that, we really were one nation, indivisible. Ever since, well, you can see for yourselves what's happened.

SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

I'll bet you thought that was really witty.

SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave.

Or if you're an American of the non-retarded persuasion, you could work to make it better.

The only thing worse than making me say the pledge is splashing holy water on my nuts.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave.

Or if you're an American of the non-retarded persuasion, you could work to make it better.

I have him Farky'd as SouthernManWithHeadInjury. I figure that explains it.

Why do people who value "freedom" insist on reciting a formal oath to a government?

/"...and to the Republic for which it stands..." is more offensive than "under God"

"Quick, get Boehner up there to quote the Constitution before anyone notices!!"

Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.