one nation, INDIVISIBLE with liberty and justice for white middle aged wealthy christian men.

Did he say the "under god" part? Because that just grinds my gears!

Adjective Bird Whiskey: Did he say the "under god" part? Because that just grinds my gears!

He kind of shouted that part.

Funny that Indivisible is the word omitted, as I am one who views the Tea Party as a group trying their hardest to divide this nation under god.

This is the same guy that hates online poker.

Did they get Dennis Hastert to sing the National Anthem for an encore?

Jackpot777: Did they get Dennis Hastert to sing the National Anthem for an encore?

Nah, he's too busy doing lobbyist work for Turkey. Both the deli meat and the country.

Okay, while the conservatives are busy doing and saying things they think drive me "crazy," I'm going to continue doing what I think is right for the country as a whole. You know, like a grown up.

Jesus, these morans could fark up a wet dream.

I pledge allegiance
To the bag
Of marijuana
Made in Mexico
And to the public
That's always stoned
One nickel
Or a dime
Of marijuana
Forver.
- David Peel.

That's pretty funny. Or painfully predictable.

I'm going with both.

Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

Asa Phelps: Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

bulldg4life: You are on a roll tonight. Working quite hard to be idiotic.

He's fascinating. The way he talks I suspect he's not even American-born.

And this thread proved Todd Akin was exactly correct. LOL, silly libs.

Undergod? This guy?

He was alright. Strung out on pills, but a pretty good guy.

it's not the Pledge per se, it's the anti-American "fix" that conservatives bent on undermining our nation's unity rammed through in the 1950s that pisses me off. Before that, we really were one nation, indivisible. Ever since, well, you can see for yourselves what's happened.

SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

I'll bet you thought that was really witty.

SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave.

Or if you're an American of the non-retarded persuasion, you could work to make it better.

The only thing worse than making me say the pledge is splashing holy water on my nuts.

Eddie Adams from Torrance: SouthernManDunWrong: And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave.

Or if you're an American of the non-retarded persuasion, you could work to make it better.

I have him Farky'd as SouthernManWithHeadInjury. I figure that explains it.

Why do people who value "freedom" insist on reciting a formal oath to a government?

/"...and to the Republic for which it stands..." is more offensive than "under God"

"Quick, get Boehner up there to quote the Constitution before anyone notices!!"

Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.

I agree that the pledge was better in its original form. ^{(^)}

DamnYankees: Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.

He's leaving open the possibility of a Texas secession

It's a pity that Akin apparently can only represent his political party and not his actual constituents.

CitizenTed: I pledge allegiance
To the bag
Of marijuana
Made in Mexico
And to the public
That's always stoned
One nickel
Or a dime
Of marijuana
Forver.
- David Peel.

Rachel likes this. Two thumbs up.

GOD SHARED HIS GRAPES WITH MEEEEEEEEEEE!

You know who else liked the masses to recite an oath of loyalty to the state?

Diogenes: The only thing worse than making me say the pledge is splashing holy water on my nuts.

They do that? shiat, man! I'm in the wrong church!

I would love to inform these people that the Pledge of Allegiance was written by a Christian Socialist JUST to see their reactions.

Do you know WHO ELSE asked his supporters to recite an oath of Allegiance with him?

DamnYankees: Maybe he didn't botch it. Maybe he wants us to note how divisible we are. He wouldn't be the first secessionist in the GOP ranks.

Why can't we just let them take the southeast? Once they all get settled...

GLASS PARKING LOT!

You literally can't create comedic parodies of Republicans anymore. They're so stupid, hateful, ignorant and incompetent in reality that a parody would be redundant.

bobbarker02: You literally can't create comedic parodies of Republicans anymore. They're so stupid, hateful, ignorant and incompetent in reality that a parody would be redundant.

Welcome to Poe's law. It's a hell of a thing.

UNDER GOD
THE CONSERVATIVE GOD

Boner couldn't even get the Constitution right and he was holding a copy in his hand.

SouthernManDunWrong: Asa Phelps: Speaking as a liberal, and a natural born citizen, I don't think i have to pledge allegiance to this nation. I was born in it. It's my country already.

Furthermore, I don't think people should walk around making promises that they don't intend to keep - and most people reciting the pledge of allegiance are doing just that.

And the greatest thing about America is that if you don't like it, you can always leave. The sad part is when people promise to leave and don't. So do let the door hit you on your final exit! And when you find your liberal utopia, call us!

PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

America, love it or leave it biatch.

I pledge allegience, to Queen Frag, and her mighty state of hysteria...

UNC_Samurai: Why do people who value "freedom" insist on reciting a formal oath to a government?

/"...and to the Republic for which it stands..." is more offensive than "under God"

It's even more amusing when the Rugged Individualists make the wolf their personal symbol. You know, because nothing represents a rugged individualist better than an animal that has a ridiculously high fatality rate when alone.

The Icelander: SouthernManDunWrong: PS: Unless you are voluntarily surrendering 90% of your income to the federal government, you are a greedy republican capitalist pig!

You know who else supported 90% taxes?

That guy is bald. Like Kruschchev. And he was a communist.

Hey teabaggers.

I pledge a reacharound
to the flag
of a United States of America
and to the Republicans something something
UNDER GOD
invisible
with abortions for some and miniature American flags for others
amen


Did anybody check him for a flag pin? Or maybe ask him who won the World Series in 1996? 'Cause I think that guy might be further proof that McCarthy was right.

DamnYankees: That guy is bald. Like Kruschchev. And he was a communist.

He also forced the states to accept federal money for a system of superhighways. That's collectivism run rampant on the back of state's rights.

Pledging Allegiance is the kind of thing that dictators & kings make their people do.

So yeah, it kind of drives me crazy.

More evidence that people who believe in god are confused.

/ducks

oblig:


Don't know about authenticity of this version:

I pledge allegiance to and wrap myself in the flag of the United States
Against Anything Un-American and to the Republicans for which it stands,
two nations, under Jesus, rich against poor, with curtailed liberty and
justice for all except blacks, homosexuals, women who want abortions,
Communists, welfare queens, treehuggers, feminazis, illegal immigrants,
children of illegal immigrants, and you if you don't watch your step.

by Matt Groening(?) (some guy)

RedArny: Pledging Allegiance is the kind of thing that dictators & kings make their people do.

So yeah, it kind of drives me crazy.

And its not even a pledge to the constitution. It's to the flag. What the hell does that even mean, to pledge to a flag? It's really a disconcerting ritual.