It's all that milk and Pepsi... Keeps ya healthy!

\always hoped Laverne and Fonzie would eventually hook up

What? You mean I wept while sewing a gigantic letter L on my sweater and it was all for nothing? L is for loser now.

It seems to me that the Enquirer is actually pretty accurate when they report something like this. My memory isn't what it once was, but it seems like they have a pretty solid record of defending their reporting.


/yeah, I know; tabloid

Naaawwwwaann yeaah oowwwwnnnooown.

Okay. They've denied the brain tumor. What about the reported liver tumor?

/Thank you Bill Clinton for teaching me to parse sentences.

Let me be the first to say: YO MOD! LOOK DOWN THE PAGE A COUPLE OF LINKS!

it's not a tumor!

Let me also be the first to say: YO MOD! I'M OUTTA ICE FOR MY GIN!

*Auto-facepalms himself, walks away*

FTFA:'Agent: Penny Marshall 'Fine,' Not Battling Brain Tumor'

This means she will be dead with-in the next 3-6 months.

I hate sites that have audio that starts on its own.

RoyBatty: I hate sites that have audio that starts on its own.

Yeah what is this 1996?

Interesting. She looks horrible.

They found the brain tumor hiding in a box in the attic.

It's all a ploy for Rob Reiner's new reality show.

Meh. Whatever.

mfaby 2009-11-05 08:58:25 PM FTFA:'Agent: Penny Marshall 'Fine,' Not Battling Brain Tumor' This means she will be dead with-in the next 3-6 months.
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When Paul Newman was reported to be ill from the National Enquirer with lung cancer his publicist denied it vehemently literally until the day he died.

It's happened LOTS of times.

/But, as always, let's hope NE is wrong this time.

That's why you don't listen to National Enquirer....

The cheating skank...

That's good news. She just needs a face.

Brazos!

Bra


Zos!

SuperCatBarf: Interesting. She looks horrible.

Well, she's Penny Marshall.

You mean the slurred speech all these years was just her and not medically
caused?

I thought the wager was a sweet bippy

Further proof that smoking three packs a day and eating a steady diet of White Castles is good for your health.

What a relief. It always seems like such a tragedy when someone dies or gets sick who is famous enough to get mentioned on Fark, but not famous enough to provoke 300 comments to the effect of "ha ha LOL thats what u get for being in that steaming pile Failure To Launch u ugly biatch I hope you rot in hell."

Wait..."not battling brain tumor" doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't HAVE a brain tumor

maybe she's just a f*cking quitter