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Ladies and gentlemen, your 2012 Los Angeles Jaguars



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mcsestretch
2009-11-05 04:47:57 PM


Tuck in your tie, you goober. You own an NFL team for pete's sake.

 
WaltzingMathilda
2009-11-05 05:01:59 PM


Why sad? LA football hasn't been successful for political reasons, not because LA residents don't want a team to root for.

Unless it's sad that they're leaving Jacksonville, in which case ... me.

 
WaltzingMathilda
2009-11-05 05:02:35 PM


WaltzingMathilda: in which case ... me.

*meh

FTFM

 
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-05 05:18:21 PM


Why does Florida need three teams anyway?

California has three, but is almost triple the size of Florida, with no team in it's largest city.

Welcome Jaguars!

 
tnpir
2009-11-05 05:18:36 PM


WaltzingMathilda: WaltzingMathilda: in which case ... me.

*meh

FTFM


Glad you fixed that - I was about to ask, "Yeah? What about you?"

I for one always wondered how Jacksonville got a team in the first place, even if it is the biggest city in Florida. If they wanted to keep the team somewhat local, I wonder if the Jags would have more success in Orlando?

 
WaltzingMathilda
2009-11-05 05:31:05 PM


tnpir: WaltzingMathilda: WaltzingMathilda: in which case ... me.

*meh

FTFM

Glad you fixed that - I was about to ask, "Yeah? What about you?"

I for one always wondered how Jacksonville got a team in the first place, even if it is the biggest city in Florida. If they wanted to keep the team somewhat local, I wonder if the Jags would have more success in Orlando?


I was just in LA last weekend and some friends told me that Arnie had approved a new stadium, something that had kept the Rams and the Raiders from staying ... so, if it happens, they're probably there to stay.

 
HaywoodJablonski
2009-11-05 05:59:58 PM


I hope they change their name to the Cougars if that happens

 
Di Atribe
2009-11-05 06:08:56 PM


AdolfOliverPanties: Why does Florida need three teams anyway?

Why does anyone need any teams? This isn't about NEED.

And I'd be really sad if any of my teams were moved. I'm not sure what level of devastated I'd feel if the Cowboys.... ohgod.... I can't even type it.... it's too awful.

 
KaponoFor3
2009-11-05 06:48:14 PM


I believe you mean Los Angeles Ninjas -- red and black uniforms FTW

 
bighasbeen
2009-11-05 07:30:07 PM


What? They're not going with City of Industry Jaguars?

 
tommyl66
2009-11-05 07:42:44 PM


"The Los Angeles Jaguars of Jacksonville"

 
eKonk
2009-11-05 07:44:39 PM


Better solution: Axe the team (along with another that no one cares about, like the Redskins). Realign the conferences so there are three divisions in each. Done and done, and you fix some of the problems with the playoffs.

 
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2009-11-05 07:45:07 PM


"The Greater Los Angeles Area Mountain Lions of Pasadena/Anaheim/Culver City"

 
bostonowns
2009-11-05 07:46:15 PM


The Los Angeles Vatos Locos
Gold and Khaki holllllmessss

 
Bill Frist
2009-11-05 07:46:27 PM


What is ad about this? Florida does not deserve three teams.

Sending them to LA kinda sucks. Send them to Alabama or Virginia or some state that doesn't have any teams.

 
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-05 07:49:22 PM


Di Atribe: AdolfOliverPanties: Why does Florida need three teams anyway?

Why does anyone need any teams? This isn't about NEED.

And I'd be really sad if any of my teams were moved. I'm not sure what level of devastated I'd feel if the Cowboys.... ohgod.... I can't even type it.... it's too awful.


I feel the same way. I would probably kill myself if the farking Cowboys moved to my state.

 
Treygreen13
2009-11-05 07:52:31 PM


a.espncdn.com

Yikes. I mean, come on, even if it is windy, you've got the knot tied like an 8 year old is in charge of your wardrobe.

 
simpsonfan
2009-11-05 07:58:58 PM


They will want Los Angeles taxpayers to shell out all sorts of money, fark them and the NFL. If thery want a team in L.A. they can pay for it and the stadium themselves.

 
Roger Arseways
2009-11-05 08:00:15 PM


WaltzingMathilda: Why sad? LA football hasn't been successful for political reasons, not because LA residents don't want a team to root for.

Unless it's sad that they're leaving Jacksonville, in which case ... me.


I dunno, a lot of us who live in LA moved here from other places. Even if they bring a new team here I won't automatically become a fan. Gotta stay true to the Bills.

//but what if it's the Bills that move here? hmm...

 
Bill Frist
2009-11-05 08:00:54 PM


Di Atribe: Why does anyone need any teams? This isn't about NEED.

What is it about? If Florida doesn't have the fans to support three teams, why give them three when plenty of other areas could support them?

 
Harry_Seldon
2009-11-05 08:03:11 PM


Now that the evil money grubber from hell is worm food, bring the Rams back to Los Angeles.

 
Vega.
2009-11-05 08:03:28 PM


I live in Jacksonville, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
sharkeyca
2009-11-05 08:06:02 PM


simpsonfan: They will want Los Angeles taxpayers to shell out all sorts of money, fark them and the NFL. If thery want a team in L.A. they can pay for it and the stadium themselves.

A-farking-men. If you want the tax-payers to foot half the bill, half the gate, food, and swag sales go to the tax payers, too.

 
TheJoe03
2009-11-05 08:06:45 PM


AdolfOliverPanties: Why does Florida need three teams anyway?

California has three, but is almost triple the size of Florida, with no team in it's largest city.

Welcome Jaguars!


I think it makes sense for Jacksonville to move to San Antonio (AFC South) and for the St Louis Rams to move back to LA (NFC West). It makes sense for California to have 4 teams, Texas to have 3, and Florida to have 2. The people of San Antonio love football, it's the 8th biggest city, and they sell out Cowboys practices for Christ sake. LA obviously needs a team but they already had two and they left, so what does that say about LA?

 
Taima
2009-11-05 08:08:55 PM


Two greenlit articles about how the Jags can't sell out a game? C'mon mods, there's got to be more sports stuff in the queue than that.

 
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