Boooo! Hisss! Get off the stage!

FuLinHyu: Boooo! Hisss! Get off the stage!



He said no

jehovahs witness protection: FuLinHyu: Boooo! Hisss! Get off the stage!

He said no

I stand by my comment.

Any juxtaposition of the words "white," "snake," and "car" automatically take me here:



Unlike a road-walking drifter, I'm sure I'm not alone.

MaxxLarge: Any juxtaposition of the words "white," "snake," and "car" automatically take me here:

Exactly what I was thinking. Back when she was crazy hot and not just crazy.

The Viper?

Shostie: MaxxLarge: Any juxtaposition of the words "white," "snake," and "car" automatically take me here:

Exactly what I was thinking. Back when she was crazy hot and not just crazy.

It is teenage remembrances of that video that made me buy a Jaguar years later in my 30s.

Was it this guy?



/hot and definitely not obscure

1) Bonnet?
2) JESUS CHRIST IT'S A SNAKE GET OUT OF THE CAR

MaxxLarge: Any juxtaposition of the words "white," "snake," and "car" automatically take me here:



Unlike a road-walking drifter, I'm sure I'm not alone.

you sound tawny..

at least people in the thread made sure to make the tawny kitaen references.

The trick to getting a white snake off the car is to take it down slow an' easy, and slide it in a bag, being careful not to get a slip of the tongue from the venomous beast. Am I the only one who knows this? Aw, here I go again...

I'm here for the Tawny Kitaen thread!!!

2 men have shown that they can't handle a little white snake on the car.


Did they set the car on fire?


DRTFA

The snake was safely removed and taken to an animal shelter.

Uh, why? It's a snake. Do you also catch squirrels and take them to the shelter?

subby: lmao (laughing my asp off)

There they go again on their own. Going down the only road they've ever known.

Polartank13: Was it this guy?



/hot and definitely not obscure

is that the vindow viper?

/go joe

FTFA:

James Denton and Morne Aspeling were returning to the office when the 4ft reptile emerged from under the bonnet and looked them in the eye.


Listen up you silly Brits, it's called a hood, not a bonnet. A bonnet is something girls wear on their heads.

/It's not a "boot", it's a trunk.

Englebert Slaptyback: 2 men have shown that they can't handle a little white snake on the car.


Did they set the car on fire?


DRTFA

That would be a Great White

/too soon?

*I FIND THIS HUMERUS* pic

gavo: Polartank13: Was it this guy?



/hot and definitely not obscure

is that the vindow viper?

/go joe


Best episode ever.

Englebert Slaptyback: 2 men have shown that they can't handle a little white snake on the car.


Did they set the car on fire?


DRTFA

That was Great White. I'll assume you knew that though and this was a funny.

so this couple is having an argument about the husbands constant cheating, and the wife says she's gonna cut his dick off next time it happens, and throw it on the freeway.
sure enough, the next night, the guy comes home with lipstick on his collar, so the wife waits til he's sleeping, cuts the shiat off, and drives out on the freeway, throwing it into the other lane.
in the other lane, a little girl is riding in her dad's truck when the dismembered member strikes their windsheild.
"daddy, what was that?" asks the little girl. not wanting to expose his daughter to the horrors of sex at such a young age, he says "i think it was just a bug, honey."
the daughter thinks for a moment and says "wow, that bug had a huuuge dick."

this story made me think of that, i'm sorry.

thereadlines
Uh, why? It's a snake. Do you also catch squirrels and take them to the shelter?

I'm gathering those guys were smart enough to maybe guess it's not native to the area and relinquish it to a shelter where it will be safe with knowledgeable people that will know what to do with it. Most people would just probably kill it; it's refreshing to read another outcome for once.

Reminds me of all the stories of the dumbasses in Florida releasing all those non-native snakes into the wild (got them as pets and golly gee, they're sure big now! I'm-a-gonna just dump them in this swamp right here!) and now they're farking up the whole ecosystem.

He couldn't handle it either

Kill it with fire! Wasn't Whitesnake the bad that caused a big fire at a show in Delaware or somewhere? Was this referenced?

Whatever. I would freak out as well. I hate those slithering things and a four foot snake is not something to take lightly. Thank God that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of my birth place. I think that is why he was sainted. It is too bad he wasn't around for the English. Just kidding.

Whitesnake? Excellent!!

My white snake also seeks warmth, yet seldom finds it

Windscreen? Boot? I don't get it. I thought this article was in English.

/aaaaaaaaannnnnnnndd FLAME ON!
//not serious you donkey

Insert Venture Brothers reference.

esblondie2: Reminds me of all the stories of the dumbasses in Florida releasing all those non-native snakes into the wild (got them as pets and golly gee, they're sure big now! I'm-a-gonna just dump them in this swamp right here!) and now they're farking up the whole ecosystem.


On a lesser note, fark the douchebags who release their pet lionfish in the Florida Keys. Yeesh.

windscreen viper, under the bonnet.

/Should have given it the boot. Or hit it with a tyre iron.

The_Sponge: esblondie2: Reminds me of all the stories of the dumbasses in Florida releasing all those non-native snakes into the wild (got them as pets and golly gee, they're sure big now! I'm-a-gonna just dump them in this swamp right here!) and now they're farking up the whole ecosystem.


On a lesser note, fark the douchebags who release their pet lionfish in the Florida Keys. Yeesh.

So you're good with it if I liberate my scorpion fish there? 'Cause he needs some warm space.

I am the Viper, and I'm coming...

to vipe your vindows...

tuna fingers

That was Great White. I'll assume you knew that though and this was a funny.


Yes... A funny... THAT'S what it was.

LOOK! OVER THERE!

*runs away*

Again?

the driver was



you cant handle this viper monkeyfighters

SeamusFerrell: Kill it with fire! Wasn't Whitesnake the bad that caused a big fire at a show in Delaware or somewhere? Was this referenced?

Ummm no,,, that was Great White.

skinink 2009-11-05 07:22:53 PM
The snake was just looking for a Ratt to feed on.


Hey that reminds me of a joke: why does Def Leppard suck? Because they only have nine arms!


That joke is a "way homer".


reminds me of "what has nine arms and sucks?"

Englebert Slaptyback: tuna fingers

That was Great White. I'll assume you knew that though and this was a funny.


Yes... A funny... THAT'S what it was.

LOOK! OVER THERE!

*runs away*

Yea,,,, what he said.

/runs the other way

DetroitDave: SeamusFerrell: Kill it with fire! Wasn't Whitesnake the bad that caused a big fire at a show in Delaware or somewhere? Was this referenced?

Ummm no,,, that was Great White.

Yup, Greatwhite and I think it was Rhode Island

This headline gimmick has already been used. Bad, submitter.

British woman nearly crashes car after windscreen viper activates suddenly (Tue July 14, 2009)

DetroitDave: SeamusFerrell: Kill it with fire! Wasn't Whitesnake the bad that caused a big fire at a show in Delaware or somewhere? Was this referenced?

Ummm no,,, that was Great White.

They are all bad hair bands from the '80's and all the same in my mind. Dude... Do you know that you are dressing up like some sort of a transvestite clad in leather while trying to act the part of a tough guy? Some of the music was alright, but I just could not get over the presentation.

SeamusFerrell: DetroitDave: SeamusFerrell: Kill it with fire! Wasn't Whitesnake the bad that caused a big fire at a show in Delaware or somewhere? Was this referenced?

Ummm no,,, that was Great White.

They are all bad hair bands from the '80's and all the same in my mind. Dude... Do you know that you are dressing up like some sort of a transvestite clad in leather while trying to act the part of a tough guy?

Doood, I'm naked,, and besides, my heyday was the 60's and 70's.

I've come to vash and vipe da vindows...

SNAKES ON A PANE!!!!!

whatshisname: SNAKES ON A PANE!!!!!

Caps lock aside, I laughed.