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If this thing never works it will prove something

Damn, now we're gonna have this story greenlit 5 more times...

Nic Cage?

busboy207
hopefully the next headline will be properly spelled...
(my bad...owning it)

Future Flock!

So wait, the LHC has a case of Bird flew? Well shiat.

God's scared of the large hardon collider.

/Not sure which one ...

beelzebubba76: God's scared of the large hardon collider.

/Not sure which one ...

"Higgs Boson, Higgs Boson, Higgs Boson ... " ... oh crap!

Whatcha guano do now?

beelzebubba76: God's scared of the large hardon collider.

/Not sure which one ...

He's just self conscious about being naked.

At this point, the LHC wiping out its own future is quickly becoming the most likely explanation.

How many birds died to get the plans of the LHC to the rebel flock so they would know the exact weak point to drop a piece of bread?
"I used to bullseye windshields back at home. They aren't much bigger than 2 meters."

They're just getting their revenge.

jepzilla: At this point, the LHC wiping out its own future is quickly becoming the most likely explanation.

Yes. It couldn't have anything to do with the fact that it is the most complex machine ever built. Definitely mysterious particles from the future.

This story just makes me facepalm. "OMG! The LHC broke again. Well, it didn't break, but it totally could have."

This thing is being run by the same people as the Big Dig, isn't it?

jepzilla: At this point, the LHC wiping out its own future is quickly becoming the most likely explanation.

No, it's not.

lern 2 likelihood

Bird from future wanted for questioning

At least the Time Scoop hasn't picked up any butterflies yet.

/obscure?

Was it a European swallow? Or an African swallow?

At least it wasn't a swallow with a coconut (new window)

At least the birds didn't sabotage the LHC.

In other news, the LHC doesn't have a metal cover or something to keep shiat from getting into it.