Let's check the card: "Always do the opposite of what Dick Morris says..." AHA, we DO need to pass this bill now.

*phew* Good thing I saved it....

How do two governor's races that the Republicans won, two House special elections that the Democrats won, and a referendum on gay marriage have any bearing on moving forward with health care reform?

I mean, holy shiat these were off year elections. Most of the farking country did not even know that there was an election going on this week.

Do these people put broken bits of glass in their underwear so they can maintain an angry disposition and not break out laughing when they say these things ?

I guess in Dick Morris's world, "getting slaughtered" means gaining two seats in the House. By that standard, 2008 must have been a Democratic massacre.

Of course, in Dick Morris's world, Dick Morris isn't a complete waste of toilet paper.

/yes, I know the Republicans gained to governorships
//no, I don't think either of these facts reflect on public opinion of Obama
///but if you insist they do, Congressional representatives would be the better measure

gaining two house seats = slaughtered. mmmkay.

They didn't get slaughtered in Congress. They trounced the GOP in Congress. That is, it was a trouncing if the overall elections were a slaughter.

I saw a guy get pulled over today. he was driving an old Ford pickup with a McCain/Palin bumper sticker.

The GOP has officially been renounced.

The Democratic victory is enormous.

He's just pissed that there aren't any provisions paying for hookers in the bill.

In Dick Morris's defense, he is a lying sack of shiat.

They keep changing the farking bills. Public option is not important? It is important? It's not important? It is?

Ugh.

I'm pretty sure that subby and I differ on the meaning of the word "slaughter." New Jersey votes out a corrupt and unpopular governor while Virgina chooses not to elect an inept candidate who ran away from his base for the duration of his campaign? In the mean time, Democrats pick up a congressional seat that hasn't gone blue since the days of Lincoln, yet this means the party is collapsing, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are the true leaders of America, and we should all start kneeling at the feet of our Big-C Conservative overlords?

Consider me unimpressed.

A GIS for "toe sucking" is an adventure with few pictures suitable for a Fark thread.

Pop quiz! Who gained more seats in Congress on Election Day 09, Democrats or Republicans?

Isn't breathtaking arrogance simply the usual state of affairs in Congress?

Slaughter, Dick. I don't think you know what that word means.

qorkfiend: Pop quiz! Who gained more seats in Congress on Election Day 09, Democrats or Republicans?

Pfft. Everyone knows national policy is determined by governors. The influence of Congress is marginal at best.

Shut up Dick, you cock.

If Democrats do the opposite of what Dick Morris says, they'll be just fine. Though I will say the Republicans did a great job spinning this week's elections.

They lose two House seats (one of which had been solidly Republican for over 120 years), pick up two governor's races (one to succeed a term-limited governor, one against one of the most unpopular governor in modern New Jersey history), and it's a repudiation of Obama? Puh-lease.

Imagine how well they'd do if Democrats could ever actually act in unison about anything!

"I am not a member of any organized party - I am a Democrat!"
- Will Rogers

Let's ask former Governor Sarah Palin how much power those two new Republican governors will have, yes?

Or Governor Mark "No Stimulu- Wait, Legislature Said WHAT?!?!" Sanford.

Or Tim "I Used to be a Schleppy Flake, but Now I'm Mr. Peppy Flake" Pawlenty.

Or Piyush "I Don't Like The Stimulu- Here's a Big Check From Uncle Bob!!" Jindal.

As opposed to the two new Democratic members of the 111th Congress, who will actually be VOTING on the bill.

// shut up Cock Morris, you dick

Code_Archeologist:

I mean, holy shiat these were off year elections. Most of the farking country did not even know that there was an election going on this week.

except for the 5 million people who voted in those local elections.
3 dems lost in large states and NYC. 2 won in small districts

Hey Mr. Morris, Christian's got a present for you...