Bruce Springsteen pens autobiography. Chapter 1: I can't sing worth a shiat. Why do these idiots pay to hear it?

oh yeah.. Me and Crazy Janie...

Haha, reading that in his voice made that headline great.

I never, ever understood why anyone would pay to hear Bruce Springsteen sing, let alone give him a record deal. Ugh.

jehovahs witness protection: Bruce Springsteen pens autobiography. Chapter 1: I can't sing worth a shiat. Why do these idiots pay to hear it?

I've never understood the appeal either. I find him rather annoying.

jehovahs witness protection: Bruce Springsteen pens autobiography. Chapter 1: I can't sing worth a shiat. Why do these idiots pay to hear it?

Let me guess, you have every Britney Spears and Creed CD ever recorded?

Nice headline. Yeah, the "Ben Stiller Show" was funny.

Treygreen13: Haha, reading that in his Ben Stillers voice made that headline great.

FTFY

/what'd I get to?

"Did I mention Route 9 or something to do with Jersey that will get the Barnegat Bay Guidos to buy another box set? Perth Amboy RAAAHWAY YEAHHHH"

If I ever paid money to go to a Bruce Springsteen show, it would only be to see Max Weinberg.

/Funny Guy
//Amazing Drummer

jerkobson: Treygreen13: Haha, reading that in his Ben Stillers voice made that headline great.

FTFY

/what'd I get to?

Say it. Say it. Once more. For me. C'mon. Say it. For me.

A link to Springsteen's audio autobiography is below.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruce_Springsteen_discography

WARNING: May contain fictional elements and excessive use of poetic license.

The Boss is splendiferous. Absolutely awesome. That said, I still laughed my ass off at the headline, and especially when I heard his voice saying it, like the above Farker said.

ObscureNameHere: jerkobson: Treygreen13: Haha, reading that in his Ben Stillers voice made that headline great.

FTFY

/what'd I get to?

Say it. Say it. Once more. For me. C'mon. Say it. For me.

Chowder.

purple helmet: ObscureNameHere: jerkobson: Treygreen13: Haha, reading that in his Ben Stillers voice made that headline great.

FTFY

/what'd I get to?

Say it. Say it. Once more. For me. C'mon. Say it. For me.

Chowder.

Hehe. Actually, Stiller's "Tony Robbins" bit probably was the funniest damn thing I saw on that show.

I liked "Jack & Diane" I guess.

And yes, Ben Stiller did a very funny job making fun of him. "Counting with Bruce Springsteen" kicks ass.

schattenteufel: I liked "Jack & Diane" I guess.

I prefer "Jessie's Girl".

Typical Bruce Song:

I grew up poor in a small town,
High School was OK, I didn't do well,
I got same job as my dad in a mill/mine/factory,
My life sucks, just like everyone else's here.
Someone else is to blame, so I can't chage anything.

Mix in occasional reference to being in Army or jail.

Bingo, you have 2/3 of Bruce's catalog.

CarnySaur: schattenteufel: I liked "Jack & Diane" I guess.

I prefer "Jessie's Girl".

I liked "867-5309 Jenny".

LessO2: Let me guess, you have every Britney Spears and Creed CD ever recorded?

Oh Jesus CHRIST this idiocy is annoying.

Look, the old "you don't like X, therefore you must like (insert shiatty music here)" response is farking STUPID. It has always been stupid. It will always BE stupid.

"Oh, you don't like my favorite show? Let me guess, huge fan of Oprah and Jay Leno?"

It's dumb. Not quite as dumb as "let's see you do better," but pretty damn close.

btfoom: Typical Bruce Song:

I grew up poor in a small town,
High School was OK, I didn't do well,
I got same job as my dad in a mill/mine/factory,
My life sucks, just like everyone else's here.
Someone else is to blame, so I can't chage anything.

Mix in occasional reference to being in Army or jail.

Bingo, you have 2/3 of Bruce's catalog.

Don't forget "cops suck".

Wait, are we talking about BS songs are a Fark thread?

ObscureNameHere: CarnySaur: schattenteufel: I liked "Jack & Diane" I guess.

I prefer "Jessie's Girl".

I liked "867-5309 Jenny".

I personally preferred "Working for the Weekend."

/+1 headline, Subby

Wrong tag, Sprinsteen is anything but cool.

Mordo The Black: ObscureNameHere: CarnySaur: schattenteufel: I liked "Jack & Diane" I guess.

I prefer "Jessie's Girl".

I liked "867-5309 Jenny".

I personally preferred "Working for the Weekend."


Nice, but it is no "Summer of '69"