Maybe she said Jehovah?

Because when someone says Jehovah-- dystonia.

notmtwain: Maybe she said Jehovah?

But in Latin... Jehovah starts with an 'I'...

notmtwain: Maybe she said Jehovah?

Because when someone says Jehovah-- dystonia.

Wow.

Attentionwhoreitis can often be cured by a back-handed application of biatchbecool™.

/Available around the corner from most local pharmacies.

I wonder what's on her wish list.

Astasia Abasia

Pocket Ninja: I wonder what's on her wish list.

Treadmill?

I am absolutely shocked that a cheerleader wasn't the best source of knowledge for a medical problem.

GAT_00: I am absolutely shocked that a cheerleader wasn't the best source of knowledge for a medical problem.

I'd be more concerned about the person who gave her that diagnosis.

I haven't known a cheerleader w/o a disease in a long long time.

News that she's getting paid by Jenny McCarthy in 5...4...3...

Actually, the medical term is Iswearididntmakethisupalitus

Or maybe it's just getmoneyitis--she's hoping for a payout from the vaccine compensation fund.

Well, it's not lupus.

Slowdog: Well, it's not lupus.

It's always lupus.

fritopendejo: Slowdog: Well, it's not lupus.

It's always lupus.

Sometimes it's lupus.

Chulainn: fritopendejo: Slowdog: Well, it's not lupus.

It's always lupus.

Sometimes it's lupus.

Sometimes it's lupine

Does she have a catchy theme song for a reality show?

meat0918: Chulainn: fritopendejo: Slowdog: Well, it's not lupus.

It's always lupus.

Sometimes it's lupus.

Sometimes it's lupine

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Every once in a while, it's Lupos.

She healed automatically.

I really hope she is making this up because I felt real bad laughing at the Drop It Low remix (new window) of the video.

This swine flu monkey business is getting out of hand.

I wonder what a cheerleader looks like. (a female cheerleader)

From the article: Generation Rescue, an organization that focuses on biomedical treatment, featured Jennings' story on their Web site at first.

Then they removed it.

But just this week, it was up again.


And then they shook the story all about.

Then, they did the Hokey Pokey.

They ultimately turned themselves about.

THAT is what it's all about.

Whatthefark I lol'd.

Her Dystonia was due to her being tired and shagged out following a prolonged cheer.

As a medical student, I'm really getting tired of the bullshiat people are tying to put on vaccines.

An interesting article from the Seattle Examiner regarding this. (new window)

FormlessOne: I'd be more concerned about the person who gave her that diagnosis.

She didn't get a diagnosis. That was her own diagnosis for her condition.

I read that as attentionwhoretits

Whatthefark: I really hope she is making this up because I felt real bad laughing at the Drop It Low remix (new window) of the video.

That's funny, this is still my favorite (nsfw language)

Britney Spear's Speculum: As a medical student, I'm really getting tired of the bullshiat people are tying to put on vaccines.

As a member of the general public, I'm getting tired of the medical professionals who spread stupid bullshiat about the dangers of vaccines- The nurse who had her kids behind me in line to get the baconlung vaccination Tuesday was worried that it would give them autism.

So where are we at with this? She has another condition with similar symptoms that appeared because of the vaccine, her "other condition" has nothing to do with the vaccine, or she's completely and utterly faking the entire thing. As in she is a perfectly healthy actress?

Whatthefark: I really hope she is making this up because I felt real bad laughing at the Drop It Low remix (new window) of the video.

I much prefer her other version (new window)

Penguin Death Squads: I read that as attentionwhoretits

It's not attentionwhoretits?

The fact that this may be psychosomatic is a little creepier to me.

unicron702: She has another condition with similar symptoms that appeared because of the vaccine, her "other condition" has nothing to do with the vaccine, or she's completely and utterly faking the entire thing

I'm the generous sort: she actually does have a condition. Whether psychogenic, nonspecific, or otherwise, she has a condition. The condition, of course, has farkall to do with a flu shot. If the condition manifested around the same time as the shot, it was mere coincidence, but I suspect the first signs of the condition probably showed up sooner, but were so minor that no one noticed.

But I'm generous.

t3knomanser: unicron702: She has another condition with similar symptoms that appeared because of the vaccine, her "other condition" has nothing to do with the vaccine, or she's completely and utterly faking the entire thing

I'm the generous sort: she actually does have a condition. Whether psychogenic, nonspecific, or otherwise, she has a condition. The condition, of course, has farkall to do with a flu shot. If the condition manifested around the same time as the shot, it was mere coincidence, but I suspect the first signs of the condition probably showed up sooner, but were so minor that no one noticed.

But I'm generous.

Let's say you're not generous, at all. Could the ENTIRE thing be faked? I mean totally fake, she's just as healthy as the next person and can act really well? I ask because then my coworkers and I can feel better about laughing our collective asses off and assuring our trip to hell after watching the "Scat man" remix of her Inside Edition special.

Britney Spear's Speculum: As a medical student, I'm really getting tired of the bullshiat people are tying to put on vaccines.

As a non-medical student, I'm tired of it too. I wouldn't mind it so much if only the idiots and their progeny were at risk for catching something horrible, but they can catch something horrible and then give it to someone whose parents weren't morons.

Britney Spear's Speculum: As a medical student, I'm really getting tired of the bullshiat people are tying to put on vaccines.

As someone with a brain, I concur.

Vaccines hurting people are old news. The new line is that they are meant to deliberately infect us with a superflu bioweapon.

http://www.infowars.com/has-baxter-released-a-bioweapon-in-ukraine/

This was actually sent to me in an email today.

unicron702: Could the ENTIRE thing be faked?

Of course it could. The entire thing could be a dramatic fraud. I'm willing to believe that it isn't, because it doesn't cost me anything to believe that.

Which did she catch from this? Morgellon's Disease or Fibromyalgia?

Or mebbe Charles Bonnet Syndrome.

I think she's trying to shake down some big pharma companies.


/one ticket please

AlHarris31: Vaccines hurting people are old news. The new line is that they are meant to deliberately infect us with a superflu bioweapon.

http://www.infowars.com/has-baxter-released-a-bioweapon-in-ukraine/

This was actually sent to me in an email today.

The perma-culture hippies around town are all over this as a plot to kill us all.

We stay on the mailing list because occasionally good garden tips filter through.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQorndyrvBU

That's all, really.

*snerf

Quack quack

Link (new window)

Buttar says, "It's this type of medicine that shows hope that actually cures conditions, that removes the toxic agent that is the cause of all disease."

flyingmonkeysreign: Actually, the medical term is Iswearididntmakethisupalitus

That's nothing.
I have Count Choculits.

HawgWild: flyingmonkeysreign: Actually, the medical term is Iswearididntmakethisupalitus

That's nothing.
I have Count Choculits.

CHOCULITIS!

Dammit ... I am teh suck ...

Whatthefark: I really hope she is making this up because I felt real bad laughing at the Drop It Low remix (new window) of the video.

Thanks, now I'm going to hell too.