(Some Guy) Pop quiz, hotshot. A porn star, a bible quoting NBA superstar, and one of those N'Sync douchebags are all in a house together. Guess which one ends up taking their pants off
All of them: the pron star and the "singer" get buck naked in sync; juiciness ensues and shrieks of "oh god" echo through the house; making the bible thumper think it's some christian ritual and self-depants - following like the sheep that he is.
Two things came to mind whilst reading that article.
1. Damn those are some big ole fake breasticles. 2. Why would Howard have to whip out his junk to steal Carey away from Chris Kirkpatrick? He makes millions. Kirkpatrick is the troll of a boy band. Howard is seemingly a nice guy. Kirkpatrick is that troll from a boy band.
So Mary Carey is saving all of Dwight Howards instant messages to her to publicize later?? I remember the good old days when white biatches tried to keep their interracial hookups quiet. Not all progress is good.
Mugato
2009-11-05 03:29:27 PM
wee beastie
2009-11-05 04:16:02 PM
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:16:13 PM
porn starswomen at?steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:17:01 PM
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:17:06 PM
Somebody I am sure is filling those holes! If you know what I mean..and what I mean is sex..haha hahha hahaha
dominick
2009-11-05 04:17:32 PM
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:17:46 PM
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:18:18 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
scottwake
2009-11-05 04:18:27 PM
buckeyebrain
2009-11-05 04:22:03 PM
/Yeah, I did vote for her
torpid_beaver
2009-11-05 04:22:19 PM
/hot like bathroom lovin'
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:26:04 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2009-11-05 04:30:37 PM
1. Damn those are some big ole fake breasticles.
2. Why would Howard have to whip out his junk to steal Carey away from Chris Kirkpatrick? He makes millions. Kirkpatrick is the troll of a boy band. Howard is seemingly a nice guy. Kirkpatrick is that troll from a boy band.
mentallo69
2009-11-05 04:31:48 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
schattenteufel
2009-11-05 04:34:37 PM
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:36:28 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything
jimi32
2009-11-05 04:37:07 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
"What did you say about my box?"
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2009-11-05 04:37:15 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything
She's no Amee Donovan.
dumbgai
2009-11-05 04:37:53 PM
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:38:23 PM
That it makes the grand canyon seem small by comparison.
steamingpile
2009-11-05 04:40:02 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything
She's no Amee Donovan.
Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.
J.Garcia'sRightMiddleFinger
2009-11-05 04:41:10 PM
The_Six_Fingered_Man
2009-11-05 04:41:56 PM
Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!
Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.
Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha
And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything
She's no Amee Donovan.
Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.
It'll all be older stuff. She got out of the biz after her anus was distended.
And now I need mindbleach.
Lloyd Braun
2009-11-05 04:51:07 PM
Who's the musician?
Spike Lee's Favorite Farker
2009-11-05 04:58:24 PM