Shoot the N'Sync douchebags.

I have a feeling there are a whole lot of holes in this story.

Where are the white porn stars women at?

Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

wee beastie: I have a feeling there are a whole lot of holes in this story.

Somebody I am sure is filling those holes! If you know what I mean..and what I mean is sex..haha hahha hahaha

All of them: the pron star and the "singer" get buck naked in sync; juiciness ensues and shrieks of "oh god" echo through the house; making the bible thumper think it's some christian ritual and self-depants - following like the sheep that he is.

Ok and yeah sex, but that doesnt have to include a date........

steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

more like going back and forth dishin out beej's and dwight was tellin eerrbody bout it

Ah, yes. My favorite gubernatorial candidate.

/Yeah, I did vote for her

/hot like bathroom lovin'

mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Two things came to mind whilst reading that article.

1. Damn those are some big ole fake breasticles.
2. Why would Howard have to whip out his junk to steal Carey away from Chris Kirkpatrick? He makes millions. Kirkpatrick is the troll of a boy band. Howard is seemingly a nice guy. Kirkpatrick is that troll from a boy band.

steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

he fixes the cable?

mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.


"What did you say about my box?"

steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.

don't be fatuous schattenteufel.

jimi32: "What did you say about my box?"

That it makes the grand canyon seem small by comparison.

The_Six_Fingered_Man: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.

Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.

I am upset about the word musician being used.

steamingpile: The_Six_Fingered_Man: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Yeah, you are right....but its about the fantasy...I dig super short chicks...and she is hot...and destroyed :). haha

And judging from her videos shes open to anything.......and I do mean aaaaaaaaaaaaanything

She's no Amee Donovan.

Never heard of her but judging from a quick GIS I may have to check her out, I loves large breasteses.

It'll all be older stuff. She got out of the biz after her anus was distended.

And now I need mindbleach.

FTFA: Did You Hear the One About the Basketball Player, the Porn Star and the Musician?

Who's the musician?

So Mary Carey is saving all of Dwight Howards instant messages to her to publicize later?? I remember the good old days when white biatches tried to keep their interracial hookups quiet. Not all progress is good.

steamingpile: Why would'NT anyone want to date a porn star?

FTFY

Dwight Howard has the world's most ridiculous deltoids.

dnra, dnr thread

I'm going with all except the porn star.

jimi32: steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.


"What did you say about my box?"

That there's undoubtedly no tread left on the tire..

/Call me next time you're back in Arkansas!

schattenteufel: he fixes the cable?

HAHAHA After seeing that movie again yesterday your timing couldnt have been more perfect.

/still giggling.

jimi32: s

"What did you say about my box?"

Johnny Cash is the only person who could pull off the FU photo. On everyone else it just looks guido.

mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot

You know.....I'm not a 2012'er in the least......but sometimes, I read these types of things, and there is a tiny, tiny little voice in the back of my mind that says "well? maybe....."

weeping for humanity a little.....as people can't possibly survive with this type of rampant stupidity in its midst.....

She's a pornstar. He shows up at her boyfriends place at 3am. She pulls him into the bathroom. Probably a good chance she was naked or near naked. Who can blame him for pulling out the goods?

It's a Streetlight: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot

oh shiat dude. Ive got no shot in the world haha!

mentallo69: It's a Streetlight: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sure... if only they were single, you'd totally have a shot

oh shiat dude. Ive got no shot in the world haha!

you might have a shot, pop. Or pop shot...

I think of this whenever I hear about Dwight Howard, but I guess I have to think of something else now too.

Speedbts alt: She's a pornstar. He shows up at her boyfriends place at 3am. She pulls him into the bathroom. Probably a good chance she was naked or near naked. Who can blame him for pulling out the goods?

Hell, she admitted it would have worked if it wouldn't have been at her man's house. Who would have thought that would have been the dealbreaker?

The Blazing Saddles clip at the end is probably the most appropriate use of any Blazing Saddles bit ever

steamingpile: mentallo69: steamingpile: Why would anyone want to date a porn star?

Bro, im married. However is Jenna Haze and Gauge were single...like a fist of an Angry God!

Sex does not equal dating, and gauge? Her box has been destroyed so it would not even be worth it.

Technically, babies are more prone to destroying vaginas worse than dicks.

But I'd imagine that you'd still have STDs and daddy issues to contend with.

Korb: I think of this whenever I hear about Dwight Howard, but I guess I have to think of something else now too.

Thank you, Korb. That was a most interesting link.

My favorite part about this story was that it seems that the only thing that stopped her from some faster than a speeding bullet sex, was the fact that her boyfriend was in the next room. Dwight should try again when that guy's not around.