That explains all the messages I've been receiving from my senile grandfather about removing my shawl and doing unspeakable things with Gold Bond lotion.

OMG Betty yer droopers made me LOL

IDK, my BFF Mildred?

I WANT 2 EAT A WERTHERS ORIGINAL OFF OF U ;)

Does that mean the Jitterbug phone will be getting a camera?

/♫Jitterbug!♫

Well, this is a revolting development.

Don't we have a Sick tag for stories like this?

Gross me out with a spoon. That is so grody.

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The booty calls would at least be midday.

/Matlock in 26 minutes.

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That's because Gorgor's stuff is all cut and paste, not links. Clicking won't help you at all.

The first four posts in this thread are beautiful.

What's wrong with old people being sexy?

/Do a GIS/VIS for "Rose Agree".
//I *DARE* you.

Ick.

Needs a "Gross" tag.

"So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch Matlock.

/nothing but mammals

grr-andma...u sxy thang

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Is this along the lines of the stages of sex, the last being sitting across the room from each other and flipping each other off????

monkeyman3875: IDK, my BFF Mildred?

LOLO-Laughing Out Loud at the Office

EWWWW, Grandpa! Wrong number!

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Came here to say something of this nature.

Self-centered whippersnappers just can't handle the hotness.

/Yes, they have done that, more than you dream of.
//Get over it.

I'm an aging degenerate, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

I understand she got a cell phone for her birthday.