That explains all the messages I've been receiving from my senile grandfather about removing my shawl and doing unspeakable things with Gold Bond lotion.

OMG Betty yer droopers made me LOL

IDK, my BFF Mildred?

I WANT 2 EAT A WERTHERS ORIGINAL OFF OF U ;)

Does that mean the Jitterbug phone will be getting a camera?

/♫Jitterbug!♫

Well, this is a revolting development.

Don't we have a Sick tag for stories like this?

Gross me out with a spoon. That is so grody.

WARNING:

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The booty calls would at least be midday.

/Matlock in 26 minutes.

simpsonfan: WARNING:

gorgor will probably post something in this thread. Whatever you do...

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That's because Gorgor's stuff is all cut and paste, not links. Clicking won't help you at all.

The first four posts in this thread are beautiful.

What's wrong with old people being sexy?

/Do a GIS/VIS for "Rose Agree".
//I *DARE* you.

Ick.

Needs a "Gross" tag.

"So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch Matlock.

/nothing but mammals

grr-andma...u sxy thang

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Is this along the lines of the stages of sex, the last being sitting across the room from each other and flipping each other off????

monkeyman3875: IDK, my BFF Mildred?

LOLO-Laughing Out Loud at the Office

EWWWW, Grandpa! Wrong number!

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Came here to say something of this nature.

Self-centered whippersnappers just can't handle the hotness.

/Yes, they have done that, more than you dream of.
//Get over it.

I'm an aging degenerate, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies

I understand she got a cell phone for her birthday.

pics or it didn't happen.

Yeah, we get a lot of STDs in our geriatric unit... it *is* disgusting.

*fap*

All Approve!

People have always been horny kiddos. Just because now you live in a time where you can see all sorts of perversions on the internet does not mean that every generation before you was not into whatever sick thing is going through your mind right now. For God's sake, the last time I searched for something on Firefox on my parent's computer it suggested some really nasty sites. They are old and retired. I promptly changed their privacy settings.

SeamusFerrell: People have always been horny kiddos. Just because now you live in a time where you can see all sorts of perversions on the internet does not mean that every generation before you was not into whatever sick thing is going through your mind right now. For God's sake, the last time I searched for something on Firefox on my parent's computer it suggested some really nasty sites. They are old and retired. I promptly changed their privacy settings.

THIS.

Go watch some turn-of-the-century porn. Complete with bestiality.

As each of us gets older we will appreciate this much more. I, for one, look forward to an old age with lots of poontang. I just don't want to actually visualize it just yet.

boxster: simpsonfan: WARNING:

gorgor will probably post something in this thread. Whatever you do...

DO NOT CLICK!

Came here to say something of this nature.

Now that you know your grandparents are as big a pervs as you are, you can email the pictures to them.

/Just think, grandpa fapping again .... That will put a smile on your face.

Are those new slacks?

Old people are sexting

Not at lemonparty.org

drewkumo: Old people are sexting

Not at lemonparty.org

Jesus god! How about a little warning! NSFW maybe?

shiat sorry, wasn't thinking. Qualify everything I saw as NSFW.

Dang Crewmannumber6, I thought everyone knew not to click on lemon party stuff. I haven't clicked but I know not to. Just like you don't click on gootse and you never talk about /b/.

/damn talked about /b/, probably going to be destroyed now

I've heard that sexting causes swine flu

FARK TELEGRAPH.............

Your parents have had sex stop
As they get older they may still wish to have sex stop
It doesn't matter if you wish they would stop
Their parents had sex too stop
Thinking about this should stop


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palelizard: simpsonfan: WARNING:

gorgor will probably post something in this thread. Whatever you do...

DO NOT CLICK!

That's because Gorgor's stuff is all cut and paste, not links. Clicking won't help you at all.

The Firefox extension Linkification makes clicking on gorgor's stuff so easy. I highly recommend it.

question_dj: SeamusFerrell: People have always been horny kiddos. Just because now you live in a time where you can see all sorts of perversions on the internet does not mean that every generation before you was not into whatever sick thing is going through your mind right now. For God's sake, the last time I searched for something on Firefox on my parent's computer it suggested some really nasty sites. They are old and retired. I promptly changed their privacy settings.

THIS.

Go watch some turn-of-the-century porn. Complete with bestiality.

Yeah, that 2001 porn was pretty way out there. A dog licking a fake blonde with fake boobs snatch? Whoa.. Just kidding you. It goes way further back than that. It is how we are. Granted, I do not care to see a fake blonde's axe wound being eaten by a German Shepherd though. I am a prude.

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I never do, click enough of his pics to be gross out for the next century :p

I put on my bengay and viagra hat.

came to see if gorgor found the thread, as surely he has something even more horrific than lemonparty.


/leave's with hopes and dreams of being visually violated shattered.

//lemonparty ain't that bad, spend some time on /b/ for once.

especially russian /b/

Came here for the gorgor

leaves with a sad

Grandma?

iv faln n i cant get it up

lol im not wearng my dnturs ;)

cmn85: I've heard that sexting causes swine flu
Definately the origin of swine flu