FARK.com: (PDA version) (4750342) Okay, for the last time, saying that there is "absolutely no truth in the rumour that the last line in Anne Frank's diary reads: 'Today is my birthday. Dad bought me a drum kit'" is tasteless

cranberryzero
2009-11-05 01:16:54 PM

i don't get it... why a drum kit? she couldn't hear it anyway.

Gig103
2009-11-05 01:18:29 PM

Surprise surprise, a bunch of jews are whining about something.

/in jest

ne2d
2009-11-05 01:20:22 PM

No wonder she crashed her plane.

SurfaceTension
2009-11-05 01:21:44 PM

cranberryzero: i don't get it... why a drum kit? she couldn't hear it anyway.

came ~~hear~~ here for this

/leaves satisfied

rmz
2009-11-05 01:28:40 PM

I don't see what good a drum kit would do her out in the wild with all of those chimps.

GooberMcFly
2009-11-05 01:33:23 PM

So Henry VIII just got annoyed with the noise?

twobux
2009-11-05 01:37:14 PM

cranberryzero: i don't get it... why a drum kit? she couldn't hear it anyway.

If I could +1 a comment, this would be it.

Donnchadha
2009-11-05 01:39:11 PM

How would she dress up a drum kit in a costume and take saccharine sweet pictures of it? I don't think that would work that well...

mcsestretch
2009-11-05 01:40:05 PM

I loved her in Grumpy Old Men!

TheCharmerUnderMe
2009-11-05 01:46:20 PM

She should have stayed at Green Gables in the first place.

Sybarite
2009-11-05 01:47:50 PM

No, no it was something like this.

www.omniglot.com

vossiewulf
2009-11-05 01:56:29 PM

Good thing she led the suffragettes to victory first, or it would have been decades before they got the vote.

jaylectricity
2009-11-05 02:08:44 PM

So there's no truth to the rumor that line is tasteless?

hillbillypharmacist
2009-11-05 02:12:50 PM

cranberryzero: i don't get it... why a drum kit? she couldn't hear it anyway.

That's not her, dumbass.

You're thinking about that chick who got lost flying around in the Pacific.

radiumsoup
2009-11-05 02:15:02 PM

hillbillypharmacist: cranberryzero: i don't get it... why a drum kit? she couldn't hear it anyway.

That's not her, dumbass.

You're thinking about that chick who got lost flying around in the Pacific.

Eleanor Roosevelt never went to the Pacific theater, silly.

Doctor Funkenstein
2009-11-05 02:15:18 PM

Let's just go ahead and get this out of the way.

i595.photobucket.com

ne2d
2009-11-05 02:17:33 PM

LEAVE THE AUTHOR OF PRIDE AND PREJUDICE ALONE!

/this never gets old

hillbillypharmacist
2009-11-05 02:17:37 PM

radiumsoup: Eleanor Roosevelt never went to the Pacific theater, silly.

You dunderhead, you're thinking about that Beatles song. Of course a Beatles song can't go to the Pacific theater.

radiumsoup
2009-11-05 02:28:14 PM

hillbillypharmacist: You dunderhead, you're thinking about that Beatles song. Of course a Beatles song can't go to the Pacific theater.

what, are you from Arkansas or something? Lucy was in grade school at the time, she couldn't pilot an airplane yet!

Bukharin
2009-11-05 02:31:19 PM

Gig103
2009-11-05 02:41:56 PM

radiumsoup: what, are you from Arkansas or something? Lucy was in grade school at the time, she couldn't pilot an airplane yet!

Now who looks stupid ... it was a yellow submarine, not an airplane!

Bufu
2009-11-05 02:56:10 PM

Lucille Ball played the drums?

The more you know...

Ranger Joe
2009-11-05 02:58:00 PM

"Today is my birthday. Dad bought me a drum kit" isnt tasteless.

"Today is my birthday. Dad bought me a lampshade from Auschwitz" is tasteless.

radiumsoup
2009-11-05 03:03:22 PM

Gig103: radiumsoup: what, are you from Arkansas or something? Lucy was in grade school at the time, she couldn't pilot an airplane yet!

Now who looks stupid ... it was a yellow submarine, not an airplane!

damnit.

ne2d
2009-11-05 03:05:13 PM

radiumsoup: Gig103: radiumsoup: what, are you from Arkansas or something? Lucy was in grade school at the time, she couldn't pilot an airplane yet!

Now who looks stupid ... it was a yellow submarine, not an airplane!

damnit.

Well it's easy to get confused--after all, she changes from day to day.

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