Fark the TABC. Not accountable to anyone....

The TABC can go f*ck themselves in relation to this event, and my own run ins with those authoritarian small dicked motherf*ckers.

Pull me out of line at the Winn Dixie flashing your goddamn badge, sonofabiatch.

TABC can DIAF

I blame Texas.

Those who cannot cut it as an actual cop, TABC.

Fark the SATB! I hate singing that sh*t.

Why do people want to live in that state?

EL_FABREZ: Why do people want to live in that state?

I've known many, many Texans in my time and to be perfectly blunt; They are farking PROUD to come from that shiathole. I have never seen a group of people more proud of being born and raised in such a backwards redneck hell.

EL_FABREZ: Why do people want to live in that state?

To eat the finest Tex-mex cuisine, obviously. Accept no imitators!

You know, I heard that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Well, I'm glad that's taken care of! What would we do without the TABC?

Hey, if you can't trust the TABC to police the TABC policing, who can you trust policing. Penises.

Barbigazi:
Pull me out of line at the Winn Dixie flashing your goddamn badge, sonofabiatch.

Wait, what?

doomfistinc: EL_FABREZ: Why do people want to live in that state?

I've known many, many Texans in my time and to be perfectly blunt; They are farking PROUD to come from that shiathole. I have never seen a group of people more proud of being born and raised in such a backwards redneck hell.

Denial, basically. It's either that or accept the fact that they're a joke.

/"But, but, but, we're cowboys, rugged individualists!"
"Then how come your police arrest people for drinking in bars?"

doomfistinc: EL_FABREZ: Why do people want to live in that state?

I've known many, many Texans in my time and to be perfectly blunt; They are farking PROUD to come from that shiathole. I have never seen a group of people more proud of being born and raised in such a backwards redneck hell.

It sucks in Texas for the most part, but our gun laws make it worth it somewhat

Flying Lasagna Monster: You know, I heard that absolute power corrupts absolutely.

I dunno. When I enjoy a penis, I like there to be alcohol.

radiumsoup: Those who cannot cut it as an actual cop, TABC.

Someone else who says that!

Really? From the same state where the governor blocks a probe into whether a possibly innocent man was executed by the gubmint? I'm like Texas-size shocked.

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Luck for them it's not Judy Garland's birthday.

the TABC better be careful if there is a Texas Stonewall there would be a lot more violence lax gun laws and redneck gays means much more interesting rioting

Satanic_Hamster: Barbigazi:
Pull me out of line at the Winn Dixie flashing your goddamn badge, sonofabiatch.

Wait, what?

I went to college in Denton. I got pulled out of line so he could look at my ID.

Unless an act of violence upon an innocent person is being prevented by it, any act of force by the government on private citizens is excessive.

More people should find themselves looking the other way by pure chance if or when some accident or other befalls law enforcement officers. Maybe they would be more reluctant to use force to get their rocks off.