*Foster's commerical guy voice, faint didgeridoo music*

"How to speak Australian."

*Shot of trick or treating children fleeing in terror from blood soaked screaming maniac wielding chainsaw and throwing severed heads to and fro*

"Misdemeanah."

Hmmm, I'm betting Pine Barrens.

*clicks link*

Ocean City? On the fringe of the Pine Barrens, but close enough to count. Would have expected something like Waretown, Vineland, or Tuckerton.

You call that a knife?

Sounds like all he did was throw it down and it stuck into the wooden deck in front of the kids. When I was a little trick-or-treater I would have thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Qwigs: Sounds like all he did was throw it down and it stuck into the wooden deck in front of the kids. When I was a little trick-or-treater I would have thought it was the coolest thing ever.

This. "...in their direction" is a little too vague for me.

I love old drunk men sitting on porches terrorizing children.

Tosoto: You call that a knife?

Have you played knifey-spoony before?

Tosoto: You call that a knife?

Heh, I wonder if that's exactly what he said:

The costumed children knocked on the door of Michael Mandzuick at 7:44 p.m. on Saturday, according to the report. Noticing one child yielding a fake, rubber weapon dressed as "Friday the 13th" character Jason, Mandzuick allegedly said the child's toy was not a real knife and would show him a real one, the report said.

That's not a knife.

That's no ass, THIS is an ass. (new window NSFW)

mortimer_ford: Qwigs: Sounds like all he did was throw it down and it stuck into the wooden deck in front of the kids. When I was a little trick-or-treater I would have thought it was the coolest thing ever.

This. "...in their direction" is a little too vague for me.

Seriously, dude was drunk and joking around. I highly doubt there was any intention of stabbing a kid. Friggin uptight parents. And what the hell is "hindering apprehension" wouldn't that just be resisting arrest?

Also, I think it's funny that he took the time to run into the kitchen and find a knife to complete a long gone reference. This knife flew simultaneously over their heads and below their brow.

Lol

PumpUpDaFark: That's no ass, THIS is an ass. (new window NSFW)

Wasn't that in the movie, who the hell wears that in the outback?

MIguy: Lol

Seriously, you come into a thread and your contribution is "Lol"? I'm happy you're laughing out loud, but no need to tell the rest of us.

hosalabad: PumpUpDaFark: That's no ass, THIS is an ass. (new window NSFW)

Wasn't that in the movie, who the hell wears that in the outback?

New Yorkers. This is right before the croc comes after her inferior Picante sauce.

Scaring kids on your own porch during Halloween = "disorderly conduct?"
Owning a kitchen knife = "unlawful posession of a weapon?"
Incredulity at the above two charges = "hindering apprehension?"

Seriously, here's a lovely reason to tell the trick-or-treaters to take a friggin' walk.

Parents dialed 911, and police arrested Mandzuick, charging him with disorderly conduct, unlawful possession of a weapon and hindering apprehension, the report said.

Say what now?

Knifey Spoony anyone?

sboyle1020: MIguy: Lol

Seriously, you come into a thread and your contribution is "Lol"? I'm happy you're laughing out loud, but no need to tell the rest of us.



/seriously...relax
//lol

"Pump yo breaks, kid. Dat man's a national treasure."

Cagey B: *Foster's commerical guy voice, faint didgeridoo music*

"How to speak Australian."

*Shot of trick or treating children fleeing in terror from blood soaked screaming maniac wielding chainsaw and throwing severed heads to and fro*

"Misdemeanah."

I don't think you got proper credit for this post.

Qwigs: Sounds like all he did was throw it down and it stuck into the wooden deck in front of the kids. When I was a little trick-or-treater I would have thought it was the coolest thing ever.

Came in to say this.

/get out of my head, Qwigs

Three Blind Mice are unimpressed.

Cagey B: *Foster's commerical guy voice, faint didgeridoo music*

"How to speak Australian."

*Shot of trick or treating children fleeing in terror from blood soaked screaming maniac wielding chainsaw and throwing severed heads to and fro*

"Misdemeanah."

i knew i had you fav'd for a reason :-)

You know who else liked playing knifey-spooney.