what about hair dressers?

All according to his accountant Mr. MC Hammer.

real shaman: what about hair dressers?

That's a free service of the Audubon Society.

"Choosing shiat movies" didn't make the list?

madmann: "Choosing shiat movies" didn't make the list?

Even those shiat moview were money in the bank. There is no justifiable reason he is broke... other than maybe the snake venom. Who doesn't need snake venom.

/original, obligatory and hot

That role in 2012 could have saved him, but nooooooooo. They HAD to go with Cusack.

I know for a fact that he gave Johnny Ramone a real shrunken head when Johnny was still alive.

Nick is weird dude.

/He also has supposedly one of the biggest comic book collections in the world.

tricycleracer: That role in 2012 could have saved him, but nooooooooo. They HAD to go with Cusack.

They were just being sensitive because Cusack's gay. Or was that Ed Norton? Kevin Spacey? One of those guys.

Well, unless he no longer owns any of those listed items, I don't really consider that "broke".

Maybe uncle Francis can cast him as a Corleone in Godfather IV

a4dzac: Well, unless he no longer owns any of those listed items, I don't really consider that "broke".

This. Anything that been bought can be sold. Which reminds me, anyone interested in a mexican Fender Jazz Deluxe?

I think Nic and Gene Simmons trade wigs.

Crewmannumber6: a4dzac: Well, unless he no longer owns any of those listed items, I don't really consider that "broke".

This. Anything that been bought can be sold. Which reminds me, anyone interested in a mexican Fender Jazz Deluxe?

If I had $700+ bucks, sure. But I don't. Looks like it's my ol' Hohner sunburst until further notice.

/guitar, not bass, that is

a4dzac: Well, unless he no longer owns any of those listed items, I don't really consider that "broke".

He may have some equity in a lot of those big ticket items, I doubt he owns many of them outright.

There's a legion of blue haired oldies that would pay hard cash to see him end his shiaty career in Las Vegas singing Elvis covers.

Umm, if you've got yachts, private islands, castles, shrunken heads, dinosaur skulls and cobra venom, you're a supervillain, not broke.

the only thing that's broke here is nic cage's nose. IN EVERY MOVIE HE'S IN

Has anyone seen this yet? Hilarious!

palelizard: Umm, if you've got yachts, private islands, castles, shrunken heads, dinosaur skulls and cobra venom, you're a supervillain, not broke.

Well there's a role he hasn't played. Yet

Guys, I just found this hilarious picture on the intarnet and I wanted to be the first to show you guys! It's sooo funny!

a4dzac: Well, unless he no longer owns any of those listed items, I don't really consider that "broke".

The victims of the real estate crunch would like a word with you.

Crewmannumber6: This. Anything that been bought can be sold.

-Tell that to anyone with Enron stock. His private islands, castles, cars and yachts are probably worth quite a bit less than they were when Cage first bought them, and that's not counting the losses incurred due to upkeep (staff salaries and repairs) and taxes. The property taxes on the castles alone must be worth a pretty penny.