I think that it is not really a tumor... not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh... but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain.
The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the online arena: Fark.com. The computer screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the computer screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the computer screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, the Internet is reality, and reality is less than the Internet.
You know, thinking about it, you *COULD* remake Videodrome, updated to the modern world of the Internet. Have Max be the owner of a porn site, Nicki could be a blogger. I could see it. Hell, I *WOULD* see it.
Godscrack
2009-11-05 11:07:16 AM
That's rough. All the best to her.
Hobodeluxe
2009-11-05 11:16:52 AM
AdolfOliverPanties
2009-11-05 11:21:03 AM
notmtwain
2009-11-05 11:22:19 AM
How nice-- thoughts for your Penny.
jehovahs witness protection
2009-11-05 11:22:50 AM
A fark requirement.
DslainteC
2009-11-05 11:25:45 AM
Get well, Penny. I'll crank it to 11 for you!
dittybopper
2009-11-05 11:34:26 AM
I think that it is not really a tumor... not an uncontrolled, undirected little bubbling pot of flesh... but that it is in fact a new organ... a new part of the brain.
/All hail the new flesh.
flamacue
2009-11-05 11:58:16 AM
basemetal
2009-11-05 12:17:21 PM
I hope your local radio station is correct. wouldn't wish that on anyone.
muck4doo
2009-11-05 12:38:10 PM
madmann
2009-11-05 01:55:40 PM
Great. Now the rest of the day in my head, it's going to be nonstop "I'm a tumor, I'm a tumor....I'm a tumor"....
Hugh_Janus
2009-11-05 02:16:39 PM
hubcity
2009-11-05 02:19:11 PM
Enquirer, please DIAF. Thanks.
KJUW89
2009-11-05 02:25:52 PM
/RIP Eric
TheraTx
2009-11-05 02:30:13 PM
good night game show man
lostinspace1978
2009-11-05 02:32:47 PM
GameSprocket
2009-11-05 02:35:53 PM
Don't exaggerate. How did it happen to Donny more than anyone else?
dittybopper
2009-11-05 02:40:14 PM
The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the online arena: Fark.com. The computer screen is the retina of the mind's eye. Therefore, the computer screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. Therefore, whatever appears on the computer screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. Therefore, the Internet is reality, and reality is less than the Internet.
Farker Posey
2009-11-05 02:42:09 PM
/hot as hellboy
dittybopper
2009-11-05 02:53:29 PM
schattenteufel
2009-11-05 02:58:59 PM
garandman1a
2009-11-05 03:04:18 PM
/yes, I'm cold.
//At least my beer never gets warm.
GameSprocket
2009-11-05 03:08:37 PM
/Family Guy like
BigG
2009-11-05 03:11:33 PM
Came here for this.
/oh oh oh
//I'm a tumor
Shanedawg-CA
2009-11-05 03:12:02 PM