Just as long as he wasn't giving coke to hippos.

'cause I never saw my cut...

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Just as long as he wasn't giving coke to hippos.

'cause I never saw my cut...

You waited your entire fark life to use that one didn't you

for some reason, that whole article sounded like Al Pacino in my head.

am i the only one who imagines a cutesy little girl being mauled by a vicious Hippo as being a hilarious conclusion to the
"I want a hippopotamus for xmas" song?

Are hippos pretty much whales that didn't evolve all the way?

or is it the other way around?

Get a job, hippo!

hedztalez: for some reason, that whole article sounded like Al Pacino in my head.

Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a kid with her, mang."

zez: Are hippos pretty much whales that didn't evolve all the way?

or is it the other way around?

We used to think so, but apparently DNA told us otherwise, Whales are apparently evolved from small wolf-like creatures that got very good at swimming.

Have read about the hippo thing recently, apparently enough hippos got away, and south America's climate is close enough to that of Africa that the hippos that they are breeding in the wild causing one hell of a dilemma for naturalists. One the one hand they are a very destructive invasive species that's extremely dangeous ot people and native wildlife; on the other they are a very endangered species in their native habitat.

At the snack bar, be sure to try the Turkey Presidente--served face-down in a shallow gravy.

They should say is once again a theme park. Have you heard of the parties he used to have?

He used to pay people to climb the trees around the property naked, just for ambiance.

Magorn: One the one hand they are a very destructive invasive species that's extremely dangeous ot people and native wildlife; on the other they are a very endangered species in their native habitat.

so they should stop giving the hippos coke then?
/they sound black

YAY, HIPPO THREAD!!!

Arthur Jones?

"He rose from nothing. He was obviously very intelligent, even though he used that intelligence against society," a Columbian druglord touring the site remembered.

all columbians are druglords... right?

phyrkrakr:

The smaller hippo is a stripper and the larger one is snorting coke off of its ass.

/dems hippos know how to PAR-TAY

w00ty: "He rose from nothing. He was obviously very intelligent, even though he used that intelligence against society," a Columbian druglord touring the site remembered.

all columbians are druglords... right?

quick somebody photo shop something that can be captioned:
"The lord of the drugs" A hilarious combination of druglords and the lord of the dance.

Ready... go!

What a coke hippo may look like.

Those aren't marbles, they're coke balls.

No references to Dr. Rockso?

Yeah, but is the theme park interactive?

/And here is the "Put a bounty on Politician X" ride, one of our most popular.

Here I thought the story was going to be about George Jung.

I thought it was funny that the article mentioned the Hippo doesn't have any natural enemies in South America. It doesn't have any in Africa either.

no hero tag?

The slide show is a joke. It's pictures of the place snapped off a tv show about the place...and it looks like the show sucked.

retarded: hedztalez: for some reason, that whole article sounded like Al Pacino in my head.

Her womb is so polluted, I can't even have a kid with her, mang."

Alas her womb is so polluted
From the powder she has tooted
There'll be no son and that makes Tony sad...

/love that guy
//anybody want to buy a guatemalan child?

neato

I don't understand why the CIA brought hippos to South America.

Ahh, the silver triangle of trade running from the Horn of Africa to the Amazon and then onto the New World. Following the trail of Columbus and natives likely before him.

The question then is, what did Africa get out of it?

/The usual.

JewZeppy: Ahh, the silver triangle of trade running from the Horn of Africa to the Amazon and then onto the New World. Following the trail of Columbus and natives likely before him.

The question then is, what did Africa get out of it?
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AIDS, lots and lots of AIDS