As a bounus, he had a techno-bable line to boot!

big_pth: As a bounus, he had a techno-bable line to boot!

Yeah, but he didn't save the ship in the process, so it's kind of a wash.

I didn't know he played Zod in Big Bang.

It's a little known bit of trivia that I am making up here and now that Al Gore played Jabba the Hutt in the first trilogy.

Well, that's pretty epic right there.

I just came in to make a witty comment that would attract the attention of a humungous movie star that would say hello to a nobody like me that lives in fly-over country.

Unfortunately, I can't think of anything witty to say and have too hard of time acting like a dick.

Very cool, Wil! And way to keep a secret from the Farknoscenti.

I knew.

Hender:
Yeah, but he didn't save the ship in the process, so it's kind of a wash.

Nah mate, this is a Wash.

I knew that was him, playing the role of corrugated tubing next to the actor who said something about igniting the red matter!

How long did it take to get into tube makeup, Wil?

Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

I'm here to yell about the continuality error that Wesley Crusher was in a different era and could not have been a Romulan. This is an outrage against Star Trek fans.

Yeah, but he was also in the Sulu-chair spot on the first Enterprise-class ship in the first scene, right?

Huh. Hwe had no idea, Hwil Hweaton.

fap.

So what happens if he ignites the red matter now?

/waiting for ST to come to pay-per-view

Good news everyone.

Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.

Oh, that wil. First he kisses Ashley Judd, then he warns about igniting the red matter.

Congratulations. He outnerded the nerds by keeping the nerd knowledge from the nerd herd.

Is it true Wheaton signed a deal for 50% of the ST net proceeds in exchange for that gig?

Not only that, he was in a Starfleet dress uniform to boot, even though he dropped out of Starfleet in the episode Journey's End. What was that all about?

/feels a little bit nerdy.
//Needs to get laid but his wife says not tonight.

SwingingJohnson: Is it true Wheaton signed a deal for 50% of the ST net proceeds in exchange for that gig?

Don't be insane.
He signed for 75%.
Momma Wheaton didn't raise no fool.

Wheaton showing up on TNG was a sure sign the series was farked.

Like when they added Scrappy Doo to Scooby Doo.

Zap_Rowsdower: Congratulations. He outnerded the nerds by keeping the nerd knowledge from the nerd herd.

That's proof positive that Wheaton doesn't drink and Fark.

So where is the deleted scene with the sweater?

Haha...I guess Wil is short for "Wilhelm Scream."

KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.


Disagrees

With all respect and best wishes to Wil, it was still a stupid movie and nearly everything I've seen from J.J. Adams has been pretty bad. Excellent production values. Except for the script.

Almet: KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.


Disagrees


I'd say "admitted" but not known
know his handle?

Almet: KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it
Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.

Disagrees

You gotta be kiddin' me!

*off to re-apply lipstick*

Wheaton wore a lot of make-up like that on his recent Family Guy appearance.

Could barely recognize him.

very cool -
maybe they'll stick Shatner's rug in the next one
and he'll STFU

Wheaton kind of looks like Mac from Sunny.

/got nuthin

KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.

We used to have Kirsten Dunst, but someone screwed that one up.

Which one was Wheaton here?

Kirby Muxloe: Hender:
Yeah, but he didn't save the ship in the process, so it's kind of a wash.

Nah mate, this is a Wash.

what's steve the pirate doing here?

emocomputerjock: KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.

We used to have Kirsten Dunst, but someone screwed that one up.

Did some farker get all stalker-y with her?

awfulperson: Haha...I guess Wil is short for "Wilhelm Scream."

Agrees....Aiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it


Because the tag is quite useful as a dipshiat detector. Every Wil thread someone new comes in and whines about him having his own tag.

Congratulations. You're today's dipshiat.

emocomputerjock: KatjaMouse: Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

Because he's the only out celebrity Farker.

We used to have Kirsten Dunst, but someone screwed that one up.

One of the guys from '90s industrial band Die Warzau is a Farker.

/well, he's a celebrity to ME...

Coffin_Coroner: Why does this nobody have his own tag - I dont get it

There's lot of celebrities here. Like me for instance. You might remember me from such educational films as:

Pointy things: How to keep them out of your eyes.

and

Shoelaces: Learn to tie them in only 90 minutes!

RoyBatty: With all respect and best wishes to Wil, it was still a stupid movie and nearly everything I've seen from J.J. Adams has been pretty bad. Excellent production values. Except for the script.

2/10. It would have been 3/10 except you intentionally misspelled Abrams.

You are fail.

That's ghreat.

Hi. I'm Tom Cruise. Nice to meet you all.

Wasn't he in the wedding scene in the last real Star Trek movie?

emocomputerjock: We used to have Kirsten Dunst, but someone screwed that one up.

Robober.

Movie wasn't perfect but I enjoyed it a lot.
I like it more now that I know Wil was in it.

My lawsuit vs Abrams is still pending for the blindness it caused me.